FAIL FRIDAY: Sun’s Out, Buns Out
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
First off, I’m a Christian. Second, it would be a sin not use this big ass wang. TFM.
-Anonymous
Thou shalt not fail to swang that big ass wang, thus saith the Lord.
Telling a slam her G-spot is harder to find than a Malaysian airplane. TFM.
-Anonymous
Too soon, bro. Too soon.
Mom called me crying, asking if she did something wrong raising me after viewing my Google search history. My top searches were: femdom, clothed handjobs, Stamos biography, squirt compilations, average frock sizes and Sammy Sosa autographs. TFM.
-Anonymous
I also like to read a little John Stamos bio after jerkin’ it to clothed handjob porn. We are like brothers!
So the bros call me “Ring Worm” because I went 3 semesters without washing my sheets. I still get a$$. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re a disgusting urchin.
Only masturbating to porn that was filmed between 1990-2004 because that’s the sweet spot where it’s pretty much guaranteed I won’t accidentally see my mom or my sister in a video. TFM.
-Anonymous
Sounds like a really classy family you’ve got there.
Sending exclusively butthole Snapchat pics. TFM.
-Anonymous
Snap me @TFMintern.
Making the special needs kid carry your books. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s not very nice.
The friendship bracelet that her friend made you getting soaked in vaginal fluid. TFM.
-Anonymous
Come on, man. Gross.
Having your summer intournship’s tax returns to fully fund your spring break. TFM.
-Anonymous
You spell like shit, friend.
Eating at a nice restaurant with a nice girl… and then then whipping my dick out and helicoptering it around like I’m Bill Gates on meth. TFM.
-Anonymous
Bill Gates takes his dick out and helicopters when he’s on meth? I was not aware.
He made wee-wee in his pantalones.
Hungry man down.
One of these is not like the others.
She thinks his tractor’s sexy.
No, no I don’t.
Goober Town, population: these guys.
Shower man down.
Gumby pulls.
I don’t know about you, but I want to ride in the Poon Monsoon.
Your odds of getting laid decrease by 1,000% in that outfit.
Not only would I take Swanepoel out for an upper-mid-price-ranged dinner but I would allow her several nice cocktails and even call her the day after next just to see how her week is going.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmLet’s try one Fail Friday without a “man down” or “goober”. That’ll be fun.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmThe poon monsoon and the cooter scooter. Believe it or not, it maintained.
11 years ago at 1:41 pmShut up, princess peach.
11 years ago at 11:07 pmIts noble of TFM to give internships to the mentally handicapped. Intern, I know its not your fault that your mothers excessive crack consumption during her pregnancy caused you to have an extra chromosome. Eat a dick intern and go jump ass first into a dildo factory
11 years ago at 1:50 pmThat Malaysian plane line was actually better than 90% of the shit that makes the TFM wall
11 years ago at 2:28 pmThe intern wears meggings that have a hole in the crotch.
11 years ago at 2:53 pmHoly swamp donkey. Check out that wildebeest behind boner hat.
11 years ago at 3:52 pmPic 1, Page 2 — Please don’t tell me that back tat says FRAT…
11 years ago at 4:34 pmSo the fashion show video that made the wall a few weeks ago is now on fail friday? Intern, if I didn’t know better i’d say you suffer from memory loss as a direct result fetal alcohol syndrome.
11 years ago at 5:40 pmThat guy in the first photo sure does have a funny looking face.
11 years ago at 6:23 pm