FAIL FRIDAY: Sun’s Out, Buns Out
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
First off, I’m a Christian. Second, it would be a sin not use this big ass wang. TFM.
-Anonymous
Thou shalt not fail to swang that big ass wang, thus saith the Lord.
Telling a slam her G-spot is harder to find than a Malaysian airplane. TFM.
-Anonymous
Too soon, bro. Too soon.
Mom called me crying, asking if she did something wrong raising me after viewing my Google search history. My top searches were: femdom, clothed handjobs, Stamos biography, squirt compilations, average frock sizes and Sammy Sosa autographs. TFM.
-Anonymous
I also like to read a little John Stamos bio after jerkin’ it to clothed handjob porn. We are like brothers!
So the bros call me “Ring Worm” because I went 3 semesters without washing my sheets. I still get a$$. TFM.
-Anonymous
You’re a disgusting urchin.
Only masturbating to porn that was filmed between 1990-2004 because that’s the sweet spot where it’s pretty much guaranteed I won’t accidentally see my mom or my sister in a video. TFM.
-Anonymous
Sounds like a really classy family you’ve got there.
Sending exclusively butthole Snapchat pics. TFM.
-Anonymous
Snap me @TFMintern.
Making the special needs kid carry your books. TFM.
-Anonymous
That’s not very nice.
The friendship bracelet that her friend made you getting soaked in vaginal fluid. TFM.
-Anonymous
Come on, man. Gross.
Having your summer intournship’s tax returns to fully fund your spring break. TFM.
-Anonymous
You spell like shit, friend.
Eating at a nice restaurant with a nice girl… and then then whipping my dick out and helicoptering it around like I’m Bill Gates on meth. TFM.
-Anonymous
Bill Gates takes his dick out and helicopters when he’s on meth? I was not aware.
He made wee-wee in his pantalones.
Hungry man down.
One of these is not like the others.
She thinks his tractor’s sexy.
No, no I don’t.
Goober Town, population: these guys.
Shower man down.
Gumby pulls.
I don’t know about you, but I want to ride in the Poon Monsoon.
Your odds of getting laid decrease by 1,000% in that outfit.
The fuck is a zete?
11 years ago at 11:14 pmI believe it is a wooden sailing vessel from the civil war era
11 years ago at 9:12 amThe guy in the orange sig chi shirt has the most clawlike placement of his hand on that land whale. It’s to awkward to put into words.
11 years ago at 11:22 pmDoes that guy have Frat on his tatted on his back?
11 years ago at 1:17 amThat goober on the John deer toy looks so fresh in his shower flops and socks. Was this the first time he was allowed to dress himself?
11 years ago at 10:00 amThe intern consistently makes the best posts on this website! Keep it up! 🙂
11 years ago at 10:01 amAwkward moment when that guy is a brother….
11 years ago at 10:55 pmHow is vaginal fluid not frat?
11 years ago at 5:48 pmPlease don’t tell me the dude with his ass out on the beach doesn’t have “FRAT” tattooed across his back.
11 years ago at 9:24 pmDid the first “buns out” guy’s back piece really say “FRAT”?
11 years ago at 11:59 pmI just spit that chaser out…..my coc*
11 years ago at 8:41 am