FAIL FRIDAY: Super Mega Bonus Finals Edition

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 30 photos, and six videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Got head on the way to class today. I walked to class. TFM.
-North Carolina

It must’ve been really difficult for him to shuffle along and suck you at the same time.

First night home from college and showed up to family dinner with a twelver of platinums. TFM.
-Alaska

If you’re showing up to family dinners without a twelver of BL ‘Nums, you’re a communist.

Leading impromptu “Wagon Wheel” singalongs in the silent study rooms…every hour. TFM.
-Massachusetts

I swear to God if I saw you doing this on my campus I’d murder your hard-trying ass with my bare hands.

Blaming your frat gas on the closest girl next to you to let everyone know it’s that kind of party. TFM.
–Tennessee

What the fuck does that even mean? What kind of party?

Sorostitutes donating $100 for every inch of cock I have. We raised a million dollars. TFM!
–Florida

That’s 10,000 inches of cock, ladies and gentlemen. I have a calculator.

Wearing a Polo in the pool. TFM.
-Indiana

Fat people who wear fat shirts in the pool are an embarrassment to Americans everywhere, but you sir, are an embarrassment to all of mankind.

Our Sperrys may be years old, but our iPhones get replaced every few months. TFM.
-Texas

Please never repeat that. Never say that out loud to anyone.

Our chapter getting kicked off for rape the coming back and getting a voyeurism charge and still winning the Intramural Cup. TFM.
-Alabama

Well obviously the intramural cup is what’s important here.

Me weiner looks like a terrified gazelle. TFM.
–Tennessee

If your weiner really looks like this, you need to see a medical doctor immediately.

Counting down the days till I can go home and haze my GDI friends that said fraternities were stupid. While your puking I’ll be tapping your girl. TFM.
-Colorado

Sounds like you guys are really close. Also, learn the difference between “your” and “you’re.”

That’s right. I started you off with some man ass. It’s going to be a rough one.

It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

This photo got submitted repeatedly. Apparently he was on hallucinogens, or something.

God that’s so hot.

He forgot to take his pants off.

Two puking, one peeing, and now I’m erect.

Run girls! RUN!

Way too much man-on-man crotch-to-ass grinding action.

Look at those stupid fucking faces.

So this is what girls are doing when they go to the bathroom together.

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