FAIL FRIDAY: Tailgate Roid Rage
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Got fired from my university job after being caught siphoning the gas out of the work truck. TFM.
–Michigan

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I clean my asshole with my roommates Q-tips and but them back in the box. TFM.
–Tennessee

Maintaining personal hygiene at the expense of others. TFM.

I named my hard drive “dat ass” so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back “dat ass” up. TFM.
-Washington

Was it worth it? Was it worth that one chuckle per month?

I don’t rock the Frat Swoop, I rock the BroHawk. TFM.
–Wisconsin

Cool story, bro.

Blasting Limp Bizkit with my bros to get us pumped for tonight’s rager. TFM.
–Kansas

Nothing gets you fucking pumped up to rage like Limp Bizkit’s Nookie.

I got really wasted last night and took a sexy slam back to take her to pound town. While I was doing her from behind I felt something long and hard in front of her. I didn’t let that keep me from finishing. TFTC.
–Tennessee

Holy hell.

Bidet Pledge has to lay on the ground on his back and shoot water out of his mouth up at my asshole as I hover over his face after taking a shit. TFM.
–Virginia

Only Europeans use bidets.

Having pledge Ryu, Hadouken geeds away from me. TFM.
–Michigan

Street Fighter? Seriously?

Giving your old Pokemon cards to the geed sitting in the front of the class. TFM.
–North Carolina

You idiot. Those will be worth dozens of dollars one day.

Fucked my first passed out chick. Even though it’s not as easy I still finished. TFM.
–Kansas

I thought it was appropriate to start the weekend off with a felony.


I wonder if that costume worked out for him.


Big man on campus.


Yeah. I’d want to end it, too.


An ad for red solo cups gone wrong?


Twork it for your bros.

This Bud Light Ultimate Tailgater needs to lay off the juice:

  3. Fratt Ryan

    Yeah, I’m sure it is “rowdy” with all the extra things you can keep in your pockets Michael, you dumb piece of shit

    13 years ago at 1:47 pm
  4. Fratchelor Pad

    Guy with the red tie in the last picture looks like he has half his head shaved and one red eye. Does anyone have a John Connor Pledge cause we might need one…

    13 years ago at 1:47 pm
    2. Beers78n9

      “Every time I put my enormous dick in this pocket pussy, I think of my dad!”

      13 years ago at 2:02 pm
  6. runninginthewetgrass

    Kappa Sigma brothers, please send you pics to other chapters to filter through before you post them. That way we can avoid this problem

    13 years ago at 1:52 pm
    1. Obama Bin Laden

      Your a Kappa Sig.. even the photos you would filter would end up on Fail Friday.

      13 years ago at 2:06 pm
    3. Rageahol

      NOTE: Preaching to your fraternity on the same page that something embarrassing was just posted, not a good idea.

      13 years ago at 2:48 pm
    5. betterthanyou1500

      That fat asshole in the middle of the fountain would be a kappa sig. You probably fucked the tranny too, and made a pledge bidet you with his mouth. Take a fucking lap. AEKDB, douche bag

      13 years ago at 10:05 pm
    6. runninginthewetgrass

      not embarrassed at all. I’ve never seen any Kappa Sigma that I would be embarrassed about. I would never put down any other Kappa Sigma brother, especially on a website. with that being said, it did end up on fail friday, so maybe they shouldn’t have posted it. From now on just post pictures of a random background with your sperry’s in the picture, we can never have too many of those.

      13 years ago at 12:51 am
    10. Born to be Fratty

      This is actually one of the less embarrassing photo’s i’ve seen from this chapter. I don’t think any of them even own Sperry’s to put in their pictures.

      13 years ago at 8:27 am

    12. No I go to school in the Northwest, NF I know but I’m from Georgia, the South is my home

      13 years ago at 5:06 pm
    13. BROther from Another

      Not a Kappa Sigma, but I do have to say great job with that name runninginthewetgras.

      13 years ago at 1:54 pm
    14. moreswagthanyou

      In comparison to the rest of the photos this one is “eh”. Is that the best you could do for this week in regards to fail? He’s posing as a statue, which is NF, but it’s definitely not fail, minus the “too long” shorts. I think TFM failed on that one. Cool story, bro’s, all around.

      13 years ago at 1:08 pm
    6. Song of the South

      I don’t know why that picture was even put on here it is obviously altered, and even if it weren’t it doesn’t have anything to do with college, much less fraternities.

      13 years ago at 5:00 pm
    4. CorporateFrat

      Does anyone else get the feeling that Booze Haze Slam is just a hair above 5 feet tall? He’s definitely a small man.

      13 years ago at 8:16 pm
    7. booze haze slam

      i bet he is 6’3” you fucking punks. I’ve served 3 tours overseas as a marine and most of you pussies will never to be have the man i am.

      13 years ago at 2:24 pm
    8. FraterdayAfternoon

      Booze haze slam: you’re right, I probably will never “to be have the man” you are…..

      13 years ago at 5:05 pm
    9. Black and Yellow

      ^ there lies the problem with today’s middle school drop out education.

      13 years ago at 9:57 pm
    10. FratHardOrGeauxHome

      Yep, definitely 5′. Maybe 5’1″. And balding. Far too defensive to actually have any of the accolades he’s claiming.

      13 years ago at 3:08 am