FAIL FRIDAY: Tailgate Roid Rage
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Got fired from my university job after being caught siphoning the gas out of the work truck. TFM.
–Michigan

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I clean my asshole with my roommates Q-tips and but them back in the box. TFM.
–Tennessee

Maintaining personal hygiene at the expense of others. TFM.

I named my hard drive “dat ass” so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back “dat ass” up. TFM.
-Washington

Was it worth it? Was it worth that one chuckle per month?

I don’t rock the Frat Swoop, I rock the BroHawk. TFM.
–Wisconsin

Cool story, bro.

Blasting Limp Bizkit with my bros to get us pumped for tonight’s rager. TFM.
–Kansas

Nothing gets you fucking pumped up to rage like Limp Bizkit’s Nookie.

I got really wasted last night and took a sexy slam back to take her to pound town. While I was doing her from behind I felt something long and hard in front of her. I didn’t let that keep me from finishing. TFTC.
–Tennessee

Holy hell.

Bidet Pledge has to lay on the ground on his back and shoot water out of his mouth up at my asshole as I hover over his face after taking a shit. TFM.
–Virginia

Only Europeans use bidets.

Having pledge Ryu, Hadouken geeds away from me. TFM.
–Michigan

Street Fighter? Seriously?

Giving your old Pokemon cards to the geed sitting in the front of the class. TFM.
–North Carolina

You idiot. Those will be worth dozens of dollars one day.

Fucked my first passed out chick. Even though it’s not as easy I still finished. TFM.
–Kansas

I thought it was appropriate to start the weekend off with a felony.


I wonder if that costume worked out for him.


Big man on campus.


Yeah. I’d want to end it, too.


An ad for red solo cups gone wrong?


Twork it for your bros.

This Bud Light Ultimate Tailgater needs to lay off the juice:

  2. DisplacedSoutherner

    Further evidence that A&M is a great “cultural fit” for the SEC. Fucking dumbshit Aggies. Stick to fucking sheep and dodging falling wooden debris.

    13 years ago at 3:29 pm
    1. The Royal Fratocracy

      Michael is a fucking embarrassment to our campus and couldn’t find his way out of a gym. He’s also never come anywhere near a fraternity. Bonfire references will never be ok seeing as how 12 people died. Show a little respect or just become the next Piker on this site. While we’re on the topic tho, A&M has no business playing football in the SEC. It was a horrible decision.

      13 years ago at 7:49 pm
  4. Fratstar Runner

    What the hell. The whole “flesh is flesh” and “a hole is a hole” is TFTC at its finest.

    13 years ago at 4:34 pm
    3. FratHardOrGeauxHome

      Being an aggie wasn’t shameful enough? I guess once y’all start getting hazed by the SEC you’ll understand which tier you’re really on.

      13 years ago at 3:13 am
    1. TopShelfnTopSiders

      Here, lets see if we can figure out why you sound stupid. Usually we put commas after words like “wow”. We start our sentences with captital letters, not in The Middle of a Sentence. Roid ragged? seriously? Even if you were gonna say roid raged, you would still end up sounding like a dumbass

      13 years ago at 8:18 am
  8. ThadCastle

    That guy is such a retard. Putting food on a stick is for people who don’t like to eat bread, so putting a bun at the bottom of it completely defeats the purpose

    13 years ago at 5:02 pm
  9. nubro

    Can we talk about how cool the south and the SEC are some more?

    Thanks, Mike, for the material.

    13 years ago at 5:40 pm
    1. FratHardOrGeauxHome

      They’re still in the pledging phase. They’ll either get the geed beat out of them, or get balled.

      13 years ago at 3:15 am