FAIL FRIDAY: Take Your Frock Out
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Why do I wear boat shoes? So that I won’t slip and fall in love. TFM.
I hope you slip and fall off a cliff.
Referring to yourself as the “Johnny Football” of your social circle. TFM.
Everyone else refers to you as Johnny Tryhard.
Thinking public indecency doesn’t apply to you because your penis is godlike. TFM.
What exactly constitutes a godlike penis? Have you seen God’s downstairs mixup?
Frucking (frat fucking) a girl in the bed of my frickup fruck (frat pickup truck) with my frock (frat cock) while listening to frountry (frat country music). TFM.
The parenthesis overkill still makes me laugh every time.
Treating the pledges with respect…..NOT. TFM.
Good one, Borat.
Stranglebating with my big. TSM.
That’s really hot, and I’m into it, but you’re on the wrong site.
Telling your prom date she has a mustache. TFM.
I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made you.
No one likes a Know It All Nancy, especially at parties. Especially one that’s also a Cunty Catherine about it. Fratstar Manuel suggests that if someone is breaking a minor rule in a game, let it go, and if it becomes a problem, address it low key. I think we’ve all grown from this tip of the day, until next time do as the Bible says and “Be fruitful and multiply.” TFM.
Thank you for your wise advice, Fratstar Manuel.
I’m sorry, but “yayo” by Yo Gotti is the worst song ever written. “I be eatin’ nachos, cheese, guapo.” Really? You honestly thought this was a good line? And another thing, I’m getting really tired of all these little fucks at the gym who lift their shirts up to try to admire their “abs.” You are NOT big so put your fucking shirt down. #dosomethingyouwont. Total Frat Move.
Just come on here and vent about whatever you want. It’s cool.
Do you even lift Intern. TFM. #tool
I hate you all.
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so many laps…
11 years ago at 12:45 pm*Herb Brooks Voice* “Again”
11 years ago at 1:57 pmIntern, from one man to another, I hope you get Lou Gehrig’s disease.
11 years ago at 12:48 pmYou must frat so hard abroad.
11 years ago at 12:51 pmIs the Intern really going to try and stick up for himself again this week. Fuck you intern you’re a pussy. I hope you ride your retard tricycle into traffic and get hit by a bus, still live and have no mobility from the waist down.
11 years ago at 12:55 pmToo far bro
11 years ago at 1:00 pmNot far enough.
11 years ago at 1:14 pmNot even remotely close to funny.
11 years ago at 12:53 pmYou’re a jackass.
11 years ago at 1:13 pmWhat’s a little ALS between friends?
11 years ago at 1:47 pmBUT DO YOU EVEN LIFT, INTERN!?
11 years ago at 12:50 pmBi’s and tri’s. I don’t waste time with any of that other shit.
11 years ago at 12:52 pmYou strictly do tri’s for the guys.
11 years ago at 1:40 pmHey that rhymes
11 years ago at 1:55 pmSo you exclusively workout with a shake weight. Makes sense.
11 years ago at 6:23 pm“I beat anorexia.” TFM
11 years ago at 12:52 pmthat fat dude is so pissed he was asleep… poor guy
11 years ago at 12:55 pmOld Greg reference?
11 years ago at 1:01 pmWas anybody else praying for a nip slip in that chaser video?
11 years ago at 1:04 pmUsing one your Sperry’s as an emergency blackout pillow. RFM.
11 years ago at 1:05 pmOne of*
Laps taken.
11 years ago at 1:08 pm
11 years ago at 1:06 pmI don’t know why we had such a long chaser. I only lasted 10 seconds.
11 years ago at 2:23 pmWhat a ^Thiswhore comment placement
11 years ago at 6:32 pmTurns out, I’m a hypocrite
11 years ago at 9:29 pmBoobs
11 years ago at 9:30 pmLoving the Johnny Manziel tattoo haha
11 years ago at 10:04 pmI just go straight for the chaser now. It’s the only thing Intern can get right.
11 years ago at 1:13 pm