FAIL FRIDAY: Take Your Frock Out

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Why do I wear boat shoes? So that I won’t slip and fall in love. TFM.

I hope you slip and fall off a cliff.

Referring to yourself as the “Johnny Football” of your social circle. TFM.

Everyone else refers to you as Johnny Tryhard.

Thinking public indecency doesn’t apply to you because your penis is godlike. TFM.

What exactly constitutes a godlike penis? Have you seen God’s downstairs mixup?

Frucking (frat fucking) a girl in the bed of my frickup fruck (frat pickup truck) with my frock (frat cock) while listening to frountry (frat country music). TFM.

The parenthesis overkill still makes me laugh every time.

Treating the pledges with respect…..NOT. TFM.

Good one, Borat.

Stranglebating with my big. TSM.

That’s really hot, and I’m into it, but you’re on the wrong site.

Telling your prom date she has a mustache. TFM.

I like that Mediterranean look in women. Natural, healthy. Just the way God made you.

No one likes a Know It All Nancy, especially at parties. Especially one that’s also a Cunty Catherine about it. Fratstar Manuel suggests that if someone is breaking a minor rule in a game, let it go, and if it becomes a problem, address it low key. I think we’ve all grown from this tip of the day, until next time do as the Bible says and “Be fruitful and multiply.” TFM.

Thank you for your wise advice, Fratstar Manuel.

I’m sorry, but “yayo” by Yo Gotti is the worst song ever written. “I be eatin’ nachos, cheese, guapo.” Really? You honestly thought this was a good line? And another thing, I’m getting really tired of all these little fucks at the gym who lift their shirts up to try to admire their “abs.” You are NOT big so put your fucking shirt down. #dosomethingyouwont. Total Frat Move.

Just come on here and vent about whatever you want. It’s cool.

Do you even lift Intern. TFM. #tool

I hate you all.

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Being so drunk that you fall in love with a mounted deer corpse. TFM.
Being so drunk that you fall in love with a mounted deer corpse. TFM.
Looks like a real rager.
Looks like a real rager.
Majestic beauty.
Majestic beauty.
YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK.
YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK.
Welcome to Camp Goober!
Welcome to Camp Goober!
Nothing like some White Zinfandel in a Chubbies tee.
Nothing like some White Zinfandel in a Chubbies tee.
Did you do it? Did you pee?
Did you do it? Did you pee?
Blow that shit up, frame it, and put it in the chapter room.
Blow that shit up, frame it, and put it in the chapter room.
Friaper
Friaper (Frat Diaper).
Yeah uhhhh bears bite.
Yeah uhhhh bears bite.
20-to-1 odds says these guy have something you could smoke.
20-to-1 odds says these guy have something you could smoke.
Mmmmmm free hugs.
Mmmmmm free hugs.
Nice frong (frat thong) in the background.
Nice frong (frat thong) in the background.
Looks comfy, like sleeping on a cloud.
Looks comfy, like sleeping on a cloud.
They have their frocks out.
They have their frocks out.
Really solid Tinder game.
Really solid Tinder game.
Man down.
Man down.
Outdoor couch yarfing. TFM.
Outdoor couch yarfing. TFM.
Thank God he had that little towelette.
Thank God he had that little towelette.
Big man getting some action during a little nap.
Big man getting some action during a little nap.

Those Sigs Get Kinky

Drexel High Heel Derby 2014

Chaser

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