FAIL FRIDAY: Tank Top Sunburn
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When you go to the Virgin Islands and after you leave they are referred to simply as “The Islands.” TFM.

Oh man, what a joke! Fuck you.

Frock-vomiting into the slampig’s suckhole while watching nugget porn. It’s a TFM.

Just Googled “nugget porn.” That is highly disturbing.

Taking a beer shit into a pillow case. Then waiting for an unsuspecting pledge fucktard and wailing him in the face. TFM.

Doesn’t seem like it’d be all that effective considering the weird prep that went into it.

Knowing that two best friends are rushing your fraternity together, and only giving one of them a bid just to make it awkward between them. TFM.

You’re a truly terrible human being.

Girls still assuming you’re a douchebag despite your dad body. TFM.

Never heard a girl say, “Well he’s generally out of shape so he can’t possibly be a douchegbag!”

My pure bred dog’s net worth being greater than your typical GDIs dad TFM

That’s just absurd. Shut your pie hole.

I call my boat shoe “yacht shoes” because I own a yacht. TFM.

What a waste of yacht you are.

Frat castle’s been infested with frats (frat rats), so we decided to get a house frat (frat cat) to take care of the problem. TFM.

This is all getting really confusing.

Sending subliminal messages to your hot professor by drawing dicks all over the test and handing it in. TFM.

Not sure that qualifies as subliminal messaging.

Using the metric system for penis size because slams aren’t good at numbers. TFM.

It’s not the size of the boat; it’s the motion in the ocean.

Brothers enjoying October together.
Brothers enjoying October together.
What the fuck are you guys doing with that foil?
What the fuck are you guys doing with that foil?
Edward goober hands.
Edward goober hands.
That's not very nice.
That’s not very nice.
France Frarmstrong and his partner, Hanz.
France Frarmstrong and his partner, Hanz.
I respect the ability to sleep in this position.
I respect the ability to sleep in this position.
Boy you've got a flamingo for a cock.
Boy you’ve got a flamingo for a cock.
"This'll do." *faceplants into bush*
“This’ll do.” *faceplants into bush*
Come on, guys. Don't do that.
Come on, guys. Don’t do that.
Not sure I've ever cuddled with a plunger.
Not sure I’ve ever cuddled with a plunger.
Holy mother of God.
Holy mother of God.
Doesnt seem too concerned about her. Clearly not a gentleman.
Doesn’t seem too concerned about her. Clearly not a gentleman.
Just a whole lot of weird going on here.
Just a whole lot of weird going on here.
Sometimes all you need is a friend to hold you close and tell you everything is going to be alright.
Sometimes all you need is a friend to hold you close and tell you everything is going to be alright.
Diggin that earring. Thats fly.
Diggin’ that earring. Definition of swag.
It's not possible to look harder than this.
It’s not possible to look harder than this.
I retract my previous statement. It's not possible to look harder than THIS.
I retract my previous statement. It’s not possible to look harder than THIS.
Fourth dude back's face had me rolling.
Fourth dude back’s face had me rolling.
"Hold my hand while I throw up into this plasticware."
“Hold my hand while I throw up into this plasticware.”
Very impressive shaming.
Very impressive shaming.

Maybe The Greatest Sled Ride Ever

A Compilation Of Face Plants, Just For Fun

Chaser

  3. John_Frockton

    Guy must have been trying to beat Clark Griswolds “amateur recreational saucer sled land speed record.”

    11 years ago at 4:00 pm
  4. MrStealDornsMom

    I’ve been to the Virgin Islands. The person in the first tfm clearly hasn’t because if you just call them “the islands”, people wouldn’t know which fucking island you went to, and that kind of matters since they are differ greatly in quality, size, and general feel. St John > St Croix > St Thomas.

    11 years ago at 10:14 pm