FAIL FRIDAY: Textbook Failure
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Heckling my little brother’s girlfriend during her piano recital to teach her the meaning of persistence. TFM.
Damn dude, you didn’t have to do that.
Putting up your letters on your childhood home to let everyone know you’re back for the summer. TFM.
What if a rival fraternity member comes through and burns down your mom’s house?
Bringing two gallon jugs of water to class to keep hydrated so everyone knows that you pee in a lot of butts. TFM.
“Look at all that water. Guy must be a butt pee assassin.”
Hitting geeds riding a bike wearing cargos with a fully loaded vanilla McDonald’s milkshake so they wreck and fall in traffic and get severely injured. #LOL #TFM
Milkshake manslaughter isn’t funny.
Having a pledge package your stool sample for you. TFM.
Well no true fratstar baller packages their own fucking stool sample.
The post-workout shirtless lap around the gym. TFM.
What’s the point of lifting if you’re not going to wander the gym shirtless afterward?
Making sexual jokes towards your sister and referring to her as a slam so you don’t break character over the summer. TFM.
Jaime Lannister frat.
The other day I was fraging (frat raging) so hard I woke up next to a frashcan (frat trash can) filled with nothing but Everclear and Frerrys (Frat Sperrys) and of course next to a smokeshow. TFM.
Oscar the Grouch frat.
Rokka mia mama lika wagona wheela, rokka mia mama anya waya youa feela. Heeeeeya mama rokka mia. TFM.
Mario singing “Wagon Wheel.”
Jerking it to Johnny Football isn’t gay because it’s Johnny Fucking Football and he’s frat. TFM.
Nah son, that’s textbook gay.
FIRST ON FAIL FRIDAY SUCK MY DICK YOU CUMBAGS!!! Im in the fuckin zone today baby
10 years ago at 12:19 pmAHAHAHAHAHHA WORLD DOMINATION >:-D
10 years ago at 12:21 pmPlease don’t ever make that emoji sign again.
10 years ago at 12:32 pmBeta must be proud
10 years ago at 12:25 pmGus was a just a warm up for what I want to do to you…
10 years ago at 12:25 pmIf this is a sign of things to come on every post, can we just blackball his ass?
10 years ago at 12:56 pmI just assume the dweebs in these pictures are the same people that submit those dumbass TFMs.
10 years ago at 12:22 pmIntern don’t try and convince me that you don’t masturbate to the thought of Johnny Football.
10 years ago at 12:24 pmthats a lot of puke
10 years ago at 12:25 pmWho the hell gets “lmao” on their ass?
10 years ago at 12:25 pmSandusky approves.
10 years ago at 12:27 pmProud of you Intern. None of that “man down” bullshit this week
10 years ago at 12:26 pmIt took ALL of my strength.
10 years ago at 12:59 pmEat dicks
10 years ago at 10:36 pmwoah there. you’re a pussy.
10 years ago at 1:09 pmAre you fucking kidding me?
10 years ago at 12:29 pmA guy from Penn State would have his pants down
10 years ago at 12:30 pmI see what you did there.
10 years ago at 1:35 pmI see why you got into college. You were smart off to understand his joke.
10 years ago at 1:38 pmBased on that sentence I’m not so sure you should be in charge of deciding who’s smart…
10 years ago at 10:28 pm10 years ago at 3:19 am
Someone had that little gem for a while.
10 years ago at 1:23 amI would let John Daly tee off with my scrotum for Lucy Pinder.
10 years ago at 12:31 pmYou might wanna rethink that
10 years ago at 8:11 pmIntern, they would fucking find and then lose again six Malaysian planes in the time it takes you to put fail friday up. Have you ever considered taking a job as the ballistics gel at a firing range?
10 years ago at 12:32 pmYou’re so funny man, you should be a comedian, goddamn!
10 years ago at 1:00 pmGo see a therapist you psychotic fuck.
10 years ago at 1:35 pmHey intern
10 years ago at 1:48 pmTake it easy Eminem.
10 years ago at 2:06 pmSlim shady?
10 years ago at 2:28 pmdo less
10 years ago at 1:10 pmOnly try-hards make fun of the intern
10 years ago at 8:37 pmShut your fucking face.
10 years ago at 3:55 pm