FAIL FRIDAY: Textbook Failure
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Heckling my little brother’s girlfriend during her piano recital to teach her the meaning of persistence. TFM.

Damn dude, you didn’t have to do that.

Putting up your letters on your childhood home to let everyone know you’re back for the summer. TFM.

What if a rival fraternity member comes through and burns down your mom’s house?

Bringing two gallon jugs of water to class to keep hydrated so everyone knows that you pee in a lot of butts. TFM.

“Look at all that water. Guy must be a butt pee assassin.”

Hitting geeds riding a bike wearing cargos with a fully loaded vanilla McDonald’s milkshake so they wreck and fall in traffic and get severely injured. #LOL #TFM

Milkshake manslaughter isn’t funny.

Having a pledge package your stool sample for you. TFM.

Well no true fratstar baller packages their own fucking stool sample.

The post-workout shirtless lap around the gym. TFM.

What’s the point of lifting if you’re not going to wander the gym shirtless afterward?

Making sexual jokes towards your sister and referring to her as a slam so you don’t break character over the summer. TFM.

Jaime Lannister frat.

The other day I was fraging (frat raging) so hard I woke up next to a frashcan (frat trash can) filled with nothing but Everclear and Frerrys (Frat Sperrys) and of course next to a smokeshow. TFM.

Oscar the Grouch frat.

Rokka mia mama lika wagona wheela, rokka mia mama anya waya youa feela. Heeeeeya mama rokka mia. TFM.

Mario singing “Wagon Wheel.”

Jerking it to Johnny Football isn’t gay because it’s Johnny Fucking Football and he’s frat. TFM.

Nah son, that’s textbook gay.

Nothing screams "formal" like filling your slacks with warm urine.
Nothing screams “formal” like filling your slacks with warm urine.
Even his brother in the back is ashamed.
Even his brother in the back is ashamed.
"What? It looks good, right? Really accentuates my pecs."
“What? It looks good, right? Really accentuates my pecs?”
That'll be funny for a few hours.
That’ll be funny for a few hours.
Its funny until he wakes up and loses an eye to a freakin chair leg.
It’s funny until he wakes up and loses a freakin’ eye to a chair leg.
Guy probably tugged on Frickey's frock.
Guy probably tugged on Frickey’s frock.
Dingleberry McGee.
Dingleberry McGee.
Making the founding fathers proud.
Making the founding fathers proud.
Guy is dressed like he just jumped out of a Limp Bizkit music video.
Guy is dressed like he just jumped out of a Limp Bizkit music video.
Doesn't get much lower than this.
Doesn’t get much lower than this.
Take a second to really absorb this one, and admire the frird (frat bird) painting.
Take a second to really absorb this one, and admire the frird (frat bird) painting.
What is this guy like the Wilfred of rabbits?
What is this guy like the Wilfred of rabbits?
"He might be dead, but first, let me take a Snapchat."
“He might be dead, but first, let me take a Snapchat.”
This guy is the reason Belgium beat us.
This guy is the reason Belgium beat us.
Hahahahaha his face.
Hahahahaha his face. He’s so happy!
"Paint me like one of your French girls."
“Paint me like one of your French girls.”
Come on, man. Don't do that.
Come on, man. Don’t do that.
That's an impressive stream.
That’s an impressive stream.
Way to represent, fellas.
Way to represent, fellas.
Damn it. Its over.
Damn it. It’s over. We’re done.

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  3. Shibby

    Judging from the hashtags, I feel like that Teke belongs at Rehobeth beach not Bethany. #Summer #goober #FratJesusIsJudgingYou #FollowYou #OffACliff #YouJumpFirst #nerd

    10 years ago at 12:33 pm
  4. BelowHerBibleBelt

    Not bad, Intern, not bad. But still not great. Try for lunch time next week.

    10 years ago at 12:34 pm
  5. Frattios and sperrys

    Did the limp bizkit kid make it onto fail friday in two different pictures? That’s dedication to sucking right there

    10 years ago at 12:34 pm
  9. Averagesize

    Pretty good fail Friday, but quick question. Is the only requirement to be an intern at TFM that you must be an incompetent, stupid, fuckfaced turd burglar who fails to finish their one job every week at a normal time? Post a fail Friday by lunch time just once you goddamn son of a bitch. I hope you get kidney stones.

    10 years ago at 12:40 pm