FAIL FRIDAY: Textbook Failure
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Heckling my little brother’s girlfriend during her piano recital to teach her the meaning of persistence. TFM.
Damn dude, you didn’t have to do that.
Putting up your letters on your childhood home to let everyone know you’re back for the summer. TFM.
What if a rival fraternity member comes through and burns down your mom’s house?
Bringing two gallon jugs of water to class to keep hydrated so everyone knows that you pee in a lot of butts. TFM.
“Look at all that water. Guy must be a butt pee assassin.”
Hitting geeds riding a bike wearing cargos with a fully loaded vanilla McDonald’s milkshake so they wreck and fall in traffic and get severely injured. #LOL #TFM
Milkshake manslaughter isn’t funny.
Having a pledge package your stool sample for you. TFM.
Well no true fratstar baller packages their own fucking stool sample.
The post-workout shirtless lap around the gym. TFM.
What’s the point of lifting if you’re not going to wander the gym shirtless afterward?
Making sexual jokes towards your sister and referring to her as a slam so you don’t break character over the summer. TFM.
Jaime Lannister frat.
The other day I was fraging (frat raging) so hard I woke up next to a frashcan (frat trash can) filled with nothing but Everclear and Frerrys (Frat Sperrys) and of course next to a smokeshow. TFM.
Oscar the Grouch frat.
Rokka mia mama lika wagona wheela, rokka mia mama anya waya youa feela. Heeeeeya mama rokka mia. TFM.
Mario singing “Wagon Wheel.”
Jerking it to Johnny Football isn’t gay because it’s Johnny Fucking Football and he’s frat. TFM.
Nah son, that’s textbook gay.
Milkshake Manslaughter. That’s great.
10 years ago at 12:57 pmThe hashtags #TKE, #malecheerleader and #nerd go great together.
10 years ago at 12:57 pmHe looks like a pink nightmare!!
10 years ago at 12:57 pmOooh fuuudge!
10 years ago at 1:01 pmFreople (frat people) are purposefully making every frord (frat word) a combination with frat just to frake (frat make) it on frail (frat frail) friday (frat friday). Its a FrTFM (frat TFM)
10 years ago at 1:00 pm#Frashtagging (Frat Hashtagging)
10 years ago at 1:11 pmFrail Friday sounds like the list of people that broke their hips at the nursing home
10 years ago at 1:15 pmAnd I thought I couldn’t hate lacrosse anymore.
10 years ago at 1:03 pmShowing up to class in assless chaps, two gallons of water, and a funnel to let everyone know what frat your in. Total Pike Move
10 years ago at 1:06 pmI’ll give you this one champ.
10 years ago at 1:09 pmYou’re name…die
10 years ago at 2:20 pm*your
10 years ago at 4:02 pmYour name and picture combo… Glorious
10 years ago at 4:19 pmtroutsniffer = top 5 avatar
10 years ago at 7:51 pmYou’re*
10 years ago at 5:57 pmMust have been a pretty big trash can.
10 years ago at 1:07 pmThe dog was probably a Pike frat hound
10 years ago at 1:07 pmI cant believe that dog humping some dudes passed out body
10 years ago at 1:10 pmAfro Jazz Guy Sig doesn’t count because he’s from Canada.
10 years ago at 1:15 pm