FAIL FRIDAY: Textbook Failure
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Heckling my little brother’s girlfriend during her piano recital to teach her the meaning of persistence. TFM.
Damn dude, you didn’t have to do that.
Putting up your letters on your childhood home to let everyone know you’re back for the summer. TFM.
What if a rival fraternity member comes through and burns down your mom’s house?
Bringing two gallon jugs of water to class to keep hydrated so everyone knows that you pee in a lot of butts. TFM.
“Look at all that water. Guy must be a butt pee assassin.”
Hitting geeds riding a bike wearing cargos with a fully loaded vanilla McDonald’s milkshake so they wreck and fall in traffic and get severely injured. #LOL #TFM
Milkshake manslaughter isn’t funny.
Having a pledge package your stool sample for you. TFM.
Well no true fratstar baller packages their own fucking stool sample.
The post-workout shirtless lap around the gym. TFM.
What’s the point of lifting if you’re not going to wander the gym shirtless afterward?
Making sexual jokes towards your sister and referring to her as a slam so you don’t break character over the summer. TFM.
Jaime Lannister frat.
The other day I was fraging (frat raging) so hard I woke up next to a frashcan (frat trash can) filled with nothing but Everclear and Frerrys (Frat Sperrys) and of course next to a smokeshow. TFM.
Oscar the Grouch frat.
Rokka mia mama lika wagona wheela, rokka mia mama anya waya youa feela. Heeeeeya mama rokka mia. TFM.
Mario singing “Wagon Wheel.”
Jerking it to Johnny Football isn’t gay because it’s Johnny Fucking Football and he’s frat. TFM.
Nah son, that’s textbook gay.
I bet that bunny costume is comfy.
10 years ago at 1:17 pmQuality chaser this week intern, no sailboats should be your new standard.
10 years ago at 1:27 pmIs dorn mad his Johnny manziel submission didn’t get posted?
10 years ago at 1:46 pmHis shoes are off…
10 years ago at 1:48 pmTKE guy has a picture glued to the back of his phone
10 years ago at 1:59 pmWith angles like that. They should apply for the Japanese Porn Industry.
10 years ago at 2:13 pmThe real fail in that TKE picture is that he has a picture of him and his brothers as the back of his phone
10 years ago at 2:17 pmIntern, just remember, if you’re on time, you’re late. If you’re late, you’re fucked.
10 years ago at 2:24 pmyoure a fucking boot if you go around a party with your dogtags out
10 years ago at 2:25 pmThe USA tank guy is from philly. we hate soccer up here.
10 years ago at 2:42 pm