FAIL FRIDAY: Thanksgiving Trauma
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Beefing up so you can fit into your dead brother’s clothes. He had an awesome wardrobe. RIP. TFM.
-Anonymous
No sense in letting all that Abercrombie go to waste.
When a girl at Thanksgiving is all like “Roger Dorn from TFM looks like Adam Carolla with down syndrome” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead back to your house for a stuffing. TFM.
-Anonymous
It’s true. He does.
Making the pledge with clinically-diagnosed Arachnophobia battle ten tarantulas in a pitch-black, locked room…naked. So frat, so college. TFM.
-Anonymous
Man that’s so frat, so college.
Fratwithmeyouknowigotit. Fratwithmeyouknowigotit. Tri-Delts I know they bout it. Delta Gamma’s I know they bout it. I just landed in Rome, cracker. Italian slams give me dome, cracker. Money talk I speak fluent, cracker. Fuck class, I’m a truant, cracker. Finish the song in the comments, TFM!
-Anonymous
Those are red hot bars.
Turkey. Mashed Potatoes. Beer. Sluts. #gottaloveit #turkeyday #TFM!
-Anonymous
Really solid effort here, guy.
Going a little too hard on Turkey Day and hitting on your hot cousin in front of her boyfriend. TFM.
-Anonymous
Not your fault that your cousin has the breasts of an angel.
Slam told me she was thankful for my frock. “Yeah. Me too.”- Me. TFM.
-Anonymous
If you’re not thankful for your own frock, no one will be.
Enticing the slam over for Thanksgiving by letting her know you’re bringing the stuffing. TFM.
-Anonymous
Is it a secret family recipe or something? Oh you mean sex stuffing. You brought the sex stuffing.
Calling in the pledge to muffdive while you survey around for your next slam. TFM.
-Anonymous
“Get in there and munch while I survey, you pledge fuck.”
A nurse id been foolin’ around with was like “Well, i can get the doctor to tell you that you got Alzheimer’s and you can forget you have cancer,” and i was like well get him to tell you that too and you forget your not pregnant. TFM.
-Anonymous
Happy holidays, everyone!
That’s not for poop, buddy.
Man down.
Probably should’ve gone with “die.”
Hard to look creepier than this guy.
Interesting way to make a statement.
He’s really feelin’ the love.
Some of you make really poor decisions.
Fraaaaaat.
Soooooo fraaaaat.
Not even the wind.
It’s about fucking time damn office pledge.
12 years ago at 3:21 pmConfused on what body part the “pike or die” tattoo is on…
12 years ago at 3:22 pmGo fuck yourself you HIV infected swine, TFM Intern.
12 years ago at 3:22 pmSorry about FF being late guys, Dorn was preoccupied giving me a haircut.
12 years ago at 3:23 pmYou’re spoiled. I haven’t been cut since last Christmas.
12 years ago at 11:07 am^
12 years ago at 12:17 pmThe intern blows it’s past noon, cracker
12 years ago at 3:26 pmAbout Goddamn time Intern. You don’t get Thanksgiving off. That shouldn’t even be an issue since you have no one that loves you or cares for you
12 years ago at 3:26 pmPike killing it as usual
12 years ago at 3:26 pmAnonymous really took over this week.
12 years ago at 3:26 pmPretty sure the intern just forgot to location tag every post and only adding to the overwhelming amount of fail present this week.
12 years ago at 2:56 amStop trying to be that_PA_guy^^^
12 years ago at 11:52 amInterns favorite meal is baby dicks a la mode
12 years ago at 3:27 pmInsert *pike sucks comment*
12 years ago at 3:30 pmIt’s “Fuck Pike” dude, get with the times.
12 years ago at 3:42 pm