FAIL FRIDAY: Thanksgiving Trauma
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Beefing up so you can fit into your dead brother’s clothes. He had an awesome wardrobe. RIP. TFM.
-Anonymous
No sense in letting all that Abercrombie go to waste.
When a girl at Thanksgiving is all like “Roger Dorn from TFM looks like Adam Carolla with down syndrome” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead back to your house for a stuffing. TFM.
-Anonymous
It’s true. He does.
Making the pledge with clinically-diagnosed Arachnophobia battle ten tarantulas in a pitch-black, locked room…naked. So frat, so college. TFM.
-Anonymous
Man that’s so frat, so college.
Fratwithmeyouknowigotit. Fratwithmeyouknowigotit. Tri-Delts I know they bout it. Delta Gamma’s I know they bout it. I just landed in Rome, cracker. Italian slams give me dome, cracker. Money talk I speak fluent, cracker. Fuck class, I’m a truant, cracker. Finish the song in the comments, TFM!
-Anonymous
Those are red hot bars.
Turkey. Mashed Potatoes. Beer. Sluts. #gottaloveit #turkeyday #TFM!
-Anonymous
Really solid effort here, guy.
Going a little too hard on Turkey Day and hitting on your hot cousin in front of her boyfriend. TFM.
-Anonymous
Not your fault that your cousin has the breasts of an angel.
Slam told me she was thankful for my frock. “Yeah. Me too.”- Me. TFM.
-Anonymous
If you’re not thankful for your own frock, no one will be.
Enticing the slam over for Thanksgiving by letting her know you’re bringing the stuffing. TFM.
-Anonymous
Is it a secret family recipe or something? Oh you mean sex stuffing. You brought the sex stuffing.
Calling in the pledge to muffdive while you survey around for your next slam. TFM.
-Anonymous
“Get in there and munch while I survey, you pledge fuck.”
A nurse id been foolin’ around with was like “Well, i can get the doctor to tell you that you got Alzheimer’s and you can forget you have cancer,” and i was like well get him to tell you that too and you forget your not pregnant. TFM.
-Anonymous
Happy holidays, everyone!
That’s not for poop, buddy.
Man down.
Probably should’ve gone with “die.”
Hard to look creepier than this guy.
Interesting way to make a statement.
He’s really feelin’ the love.
Some of you make really poor decisions.
Fraaaaaat.
Soooooo fraaaaat.
Not even the wind.
When a girl has feathers all over her and is like “Gobble Gobble ,Gobble Gobble” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM
12 years ago at 4:01 pmI am thankful for pike for making this a fantastic fail friday
12 years ago at 4:06 pmAm I the only one that assumes any picture on FF where a guy isn’t wearing letters is of a Pike.
12 years ago at 4:10 pmWay too many naked dudes on this one and FF was posted late. Fuck you, intern.
12 years ago at 4:32 pmis the new intern an SAE?
12 years ago at 12:25 amWhere the fuck is PA Guy?
12 years ago at 4:36 pmI’m up there, the intern just forgot to location tag the posts.
12 years ago at 2:54 amFuck you intern, stop spending black Friday buying black dildos for 50% off at the love shack and do your unpaid fucking job.
12 years ago at 4:39 pmThat chaser though…
12 years ago at 7:49 pmWhy in gods name is that guys ass so damn hairy? He must not be getting laid
12 years ago at 8:48 pmAre you trying to imply that you make guys you’re sleeping with shave their asses? What kind of pussy shaves their ass?
12 years ago at 12:16 amNot cool with the PA Guy impersonator.
12 years ago at 9:11 pmno, that was me
12 years ago at 2:54 amAnother faker^^^^ get off of here you FUCKING pussy
12 years ago at 11:54 amJesus Christ PIKE get it together.
12 years ago at 10:07 pm