FAIL FRIDAY THE 13TH
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Opened my laptop up in the library and porn started blaring. I let him finish. TFM.
-Mississippi
It’s disrespectful to turn off porn before the money shot. Nobody likes a cock block.
Named my World of Warcraft pet “Frathound.” TFM.
-Arkansas
WoW. FaF.
If I was married to my liver, well she’d know better then tell the cops about the constant batter charges. TFM.
-Texas
Get out of your single-wide, and help yourself to a fucking English book from the public library.
I’m honestly so much smarter and more successful and more competent than any of you fucking GDI douche bag pussy blogging knucklehead pinhead f*****s that I promise I’ll leave all you f*****s on your merry way and delete my account and you’ll never hear my CA nonsense again if this shit somehow gets posted. Swear to myself. TFM.
-California
You failed to specify where this would need to be posted for you to delete your account. It’s been posted. Delete your account.
A sorostitute puked on my dick because I hadn’t showered for days. TFM.
-District of Columbia

Take a shower hippie. Wait…should I have posted this?
Marvin the Martian from Looney Toons roofying Bugs Bunny so he could abduct him and bring him back to the frat castle to give to his frathound as dog toy. TFM.
-Oklahoma
Perfect example of how eating 3 weed brownies, watching cartoons, and trying to submit a TFM can go horribly wrong.
Last night I had a dream I had sex with Ronald Reagan. TFM.
-Ohio
Was he screaming, “Tear down this wall!” and taking you from behind?
I’m a substitute teacher at my old high school. Going to give them a little taste of hazing. TFM.
-North Carolina
Don’t lie, sub. Those kids are hazing you, and you’re making $50 per day.
Gagged myself so my brother wouldn’t have to throw up by himself. TFM.
-Arkansas
Male bulimia isn’t a joking matter.
Snorted a line of Sheen off Osama’s body, while reading Decision Points in my private jet, which has an American flag paintjob, while wearing Sperrys and getting head from my slampiece. TFM.
-Mississippi
Yep. That just happened.
How to put on a tattoo at Derby
no caption needed
Morning wake up calls with the stars and stripes at Sailors Ball
Humiliation & Redemption
Bromance. TFM.
This will probably ruin your weekend. At least finals are done with:
(LSU should mob up and go after these guys now that Benjamin Haas has been dealt with)
Rebecca Black has better rhymes than those fucktards.
14 years ago at 4:13 pmHow do we know the guys in the video are SigEps?
14 years ago at 4:18 pm…
14 years ago at 9:58 pmThey are definitely in the LSU band. I know the black haired one and he is a geed and a douche.
14 years ago at 10:47 pmPrestige Worldwide
14 years ago at 4:28 pm1:01, the guy looks like he’s giving a hand job to a ghost. My soul hurts from watching even that much of the video.
14 years ago at 4:29 pmHow has no one commented on the guys’ tiny hard on in the first pic. Pretty fucking funny
14 years ago at 4:34 pmGood eye, ya twink
14 years ago at 2:13 pmpretty sure that’s pike in pic 5
14 years ago at 4:35 pmno all 3 of those guys are SAE at oklahoma state. 100 perecent positive
14 years ago at 5:45 pmSomeone tell Steve Pre that his account name is Pike related.
14 years ago at 9:24 am^ someone already posted him the wikipedia link to his account name guess he didnt get the memo.
14 years ago at 10:17 amNo Pikes?
14 years ago at 4:49 pmAnd that’s why blacked out cars/custom rims are for gdis kids.
14 years ago at 4:59 pmNo pants AND Ugg Boots?? GDI in pic 1 is sooooo classy.
14 years ago at 5:19 pmThose are rain boots jackass. Adding extra o’s for emphasis. NF. even for a woman
14 years ago at 7:01 pmYou’re clearly far too interested in women’s footwear. Faaaar too interested. We can move this discussion to the TSM wall if you’d like to comment further.
14 years ago at 7:09 pmwhere are the pikes?
14 years ago at 6:00 pm