FAIL FRIDAY: The End Of The World
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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When your slam asks why you have a cage full of gerbils next to your bed and your reply is, “You’re about to find out.” TFM.
And then she sprints out of the room naked.
When you correct the lady at Starbucks that it’s actually called a Frat-uccino. TFM.
Yeah but it’s not and you’re a damn idiot.
Going to the psychiatric hospital and molesting patients while dressed as Batman to confuse the descriptions the patients give. TFM.
Hey man that is a serious sex crime not a joking matter at all.
Depriving the pledges of sleep for a few days, then paying the city’s homeless to dress up as clowns assault them with rubber hoses. TFM.
What the fuck is wrong with you people you’re getting sicker by the day.
The house manager organizing an intervention to discuss why there are so many dead gerbils covered in lube in your trash can. TFM.
Damn it gerbil perv get your ass out of here.
Explaining to the fraternity board that your increased attendance at tailgates is in no way connected to the recent stranglings. TFM.
This might be the most crimes we’ve ever had in one Fail Friday.
Calling your Uber driver a fucking geed when he starts telling you about how he didn’t join a fraternity in college because he only liked wine. TFM.
Dude not everyone has to be “frat.” He’s a fucking Uber driver. Leave him alone.
Having to use the shorter urinal cuz balls so low. TFM.
Really, really strong effort here. You were so close to the wall.
If I ain’t fingering by 4 pm on a Friday, we might as just cancel the fuckin’ weekend. TFM.
Sheeeeeit might as well cancel the fuckin’ weekend.
Intern you piece of shit put my TFMs on the wall or I will come up to Grandex and tattoo them to your pathetic face you pile of shit. TFM or die mother fucker.
That just about sums it up. TFM or die mother fuckers.
GET THE OFFICIAL SHIRT OF FAIL FRIDAY
Extremely Uninspiring Tailgate Video
Probably Didn’t Need A Recap Video Of This
Seriously You’re Just Making Videos For Anything Now
Chaser
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Animal cruelty – NF
9 years ago at 12:57 pmEmploying animals for sex. TSteveHoltM
9 years ago at 1:03 pmI wish this was just a collection of the Worst of the Worst of Steve Holt sentences from this week’s articles.
9 years ago at 1:02 pmThat chaser video has me sailing at full mast
9 years ago at 1:10 pmAll the girls in the tailgate video were solid 5’s. Is that all Toledo has to offer?
9 years ago at 1:17 pmI’ll still never understand why some of these Goobers think taking a photo like they did was a good idea.
9 years ago at 1:30 pmI’m going to kick the dick off this dude if we don’t find out what happened to Bro Stu.
9 years ago at 1:32 pmStu is a son of a bitch.
9 years ago at 3:24 pm“Depriving the pledges of sleep for a few days, then paying the city’s homeless to dress up as clowns assault them with rubber hoses. TFM.”
Better than anything that’s been on the wall the past year.
9 years ago at 1:42 pmSounds hilarious to watch and is a living nightmare for pledges. What’s not to like?
9 years ago at 3:28 pmAll the earmarks of a great character building afternoon.
9 years ago at 9:35 amTKE took this fail Friday with that single picture. Jesus.
9 years ago at 1:48 pmToledo has some pretty crazy tailgates!
9 years ago at 2:15 pmI find your display of “frat-uccino” a mockery. absolutely offensive and inconsiderate to the culture and feelings of hard working Italians and Italian Americans who’ve had to struggle to adapt to a new culture. Check your privilege next time! #PC
9 years ago at 2:25 pmYou PC Bro? It’s good to know there’s like minded people who care about defying racial stereotypes and demanding equal treatment of oppressed minorities. The rest of you better watch your micro aggressions, okay bros?
9 years ago at 3:23 pm