FAIL FRIDAY: The Future is Dim
Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Not dealing with my impending mental health issues. That’s what scotch and Ativan are for. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
You need a visit from the ghost of Christmas future.
Climbed up a tree to shit on a birds nest because it shit on my frathoe. TFM.
-Mississippi
Fighting shit with shit. FaF.
The fratcastle beat-off sock is named Crusty Wallace. TFM.
-Texas
A good name for a community cum sock, I suppose.
The only thing thats funnier than watching pledges run around with condoms on their head is watching them throw up after when they realize we all used them last night. TFM.
-Florida
This would be a pretty embarrassing reason to get kicked off campus.
Super Mario eating mushrooms, riding dinosaurs, stomping on turtles, hazing his brother out of the spotlight, and gaining any power he wants. TFM. Doing all this to slam Princess Peach at the end. TFTC.
-Mushroom Kingdom University
Being an immigrant plumber. NF.
Learn from my pledge brother, don’t trust a fart after a night of heavy drinking. TShitHimselfM.
-Georgia
Total Shit Himself Move is my new favorite move.
An active needs to earn his full citizenship. Looks like a pledge will be joining a domestic partnership. TFM.
-California
West Coast frat.
It’s not hazing if I tase myself while holding hands with the pledges. TFM.
-Florida
You’re enjoying that a little too much.
Watching iPhone porn on my 15 minute breaks at Chili’s. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
Pitching a tent before serving queso to customers. TFM.
I pissed the bed the first 14 years of my life because I had a bladder problem…I’ve pissed the bed the last 6 years of my life because I have a drinking problem #WINNING – FrattyBoySwaggin – TFM.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
“Now I’ve always got my letters!”
So much NF here it’s hard to absorb it all.
Apparently this is called “The Butt Chug.”
They don’t even surprise me anymore…
The X Games were this week, and someone thought women should participate. It turns out this was the greatest idea ever:
Sig Ep is gay again.
13 years ago at 12:22 pmthat was the worst thing i have ever seen, makes me hate sig ep, illinois state, and the state of illinois even more than i already do
13 years ago at 12:36 pmSigEp at ISU isn’t balanced, they actually just got kicked off campus or some shit
13 years ago at 12:55 pmwell i know for a fact that is sig ep at ISU in that picture and that they are a worthless just like that entire school. i cant even handle how gay they are in that picture
13 years ago at 2:44 pmIt is Illinois Zeta and those ass clowns have been booted. I am an alum from a decade ago and all I can say is good riddance to those tools that ruined the best house on campus.
13 years ago at 2:56 pmThe first pic is of SigEp from SUNY Fredonia.
13 years ago at 3:09 pmSig Ep at Kansas, what a joke of a house.
13 years ago at 4:03 pmOver 30 and on this site? Alright then
13 years ago at 1:46 pmactually, the first pic is of two TKEs and a SigEp
13 years ago at 9:46 pmWhy are they naked outside? Fratpad says it’s only cool to be naked inside.
13 years ago at 7:38 amIm to drunk to handle this bullshit
13 years ago at 12:24 pm*too
13 years ago at 12:51 pmI’m too drunk to taste this chicken.
13 years ago at 2:09 pmIm two drunk too spell write
13 years ago at 3:31 pmThe late, great Colonel Sanders strikes again.
13 years ago at 10:04 pmThat person made an account just to list Mushroom Kingdom University as their school. Classic
13 years ago at 12:24 pmDid you have cock for breakfast?
13 years ago at 2:10 pmNope I had a bowl of fratloops
13 years ago at 5:05 pmAnd I had a bowl of Mega and 1UP Mushrooms!
13 years ago at 7:55 pmcinnamon toast alpha crunch.
13 years ago at 7:11 pmThat video…. oh wow.
13 years ago at 12:25 pmIt’s called, doing shit for a good cause ass holes.
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13 years ago at 12:25 pmIt’s called learning how to properly use a comma, dumb fuck
13 years ago at 12:40 pmHahaha BOOM
13 years ago at 2:50 pmNo my point dick
13 years ago at 3:04 pmNot*
13 years ago at 3:06 pmUnnecessary comma in the first post, missing comma in the second. He’s on a roll.
13 years ago at 3:59 pmIt’s called, joining a shitty fraternity hole ass.
13 years ago at 4:39 pmBeing bottom tier at every university. TotalPikeMove.
13 years ago at 7:40 amfunny looking kitchen
13 years ago at 12:27 pm^this
13 years ago at 12:28 pmIt’s filthy too
13 years ago at 2:27 pmI don’t even see stuff to make a sandwich… They’ll never get their MRS degree that way.
13 years ago at 3:14 pmnew material. get off stage
13 years ago at 5:04 pmDear god that Phi Delt picture must be from UNLV. I fucking hope it is at least.
13 years ago at 12:27 pmRobert Morrison just rolled over in his grave.
13 years ago at 12:57 pmThey are, I’ve met them.
13 years ago at 12:01 amI’m not buying into the Phi Delt picture. I’ll bet anything that it was just a ganster swap and they used pen ink to do that.
13 years ago at 7:25 amGet over it. It’s not a big deal. It’s just for laughs, guy.
13 years ago at 8:16 amAwesome video, I love how even at the end when they are showing the winner, there is a woman on the right falling in the water lol
13 years ago at 12:27 pm^ Didn’t notice that until you pointed it out. That made it even better.
13 years ago at 2:01 pmThose pictures are just plain sad. That video certainly made my day, even when a machine does the work for them they still suck.
13 years ago at 12:28 pmThe pictures are fucked up , the video is just funny
13 years ago at 4:03 pmBest Fail Friday I have seen in a while.
13 years ago at 12:29 pm