FAIL FRIDAY: The Future is Dim

Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Not dealing with my impending mental health issues. That’s what scotch and Ativan are for. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

You need a visit from the ghost of Christmas future.

Climbed up a tree to shit on a birds nest because it shit on my frathoe. TFM.
-Mississippi

Fighting shit with shit. FaF.

The fratcastle beat-off sock is named Crusty Wallace. TFM.
-Texas

A good name for a community cum sock, I suppose.

The only thing thats funnier than watching pledges run around with condoms on their head is watching them throw up after when they realize we all used them last night. TFM.
-Florida

This would be a pretty embarrassing reason to get kicked off campus.

Super Mario eating mushrooms, riding dinosaurs, stomping on turtles, hazing his brother out of the spotlight, and gaining any power he wants. TFM. Doing all this to slam Princess Peach at the end. TFTC.
-Mushroom Kingdom University

Being an immigrant plumber. NF.

Learn from my pledge brother, don’t trust a fart after a night of heavy drinking. TShitHimselfM.
-Georgia

Total Shit Himself Move is my new favorite move.

An active needs to earn his full citizenship. Looks like a pledge will be joining a domestic partnership. TFM.
-California

West Coast frat.

It’s not hazing if I tase myself while holding hands with the pledges. TFM.
-Florida

You’re enjoying that a little too much.

Watching iPhone porn on my 15 minute breaks at Chili’s. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

Pitching a tent before serving queso to customers. TFM.

I pissed the bed the first 14 years of my life because I had a bladder problem…I’ve pissed the bed the last 6 years of my life because I have a drinking problem #WINNING – FrattyBoySwaggin – TFM.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.


“Now I’ve always got my letters!”


So much NF here it’s hard to absorb it all.


Apparently this is called “The Butt Chug.”


They don’t even surprise me anymore…

The X Games were this week, and someone thought women should participate. It turns out this was the greatest idea ever:

    1. burrbetterthanyou

      that was the worst thing i have ever seen, makes me hate sig ep, illinois state, and the state of illinois even more than i already do

      13 years ago at 12:36 pm
    2. Brother of Gaw

      SigEp at ISU isn’t balanced, they actually just got kicked off campus or some shit

      13 years ago at 12:55 pm
    3. burrbetterthanyou

      well i know for a fact that is sig ep at ISU in that picture and that they are a worthless just like that entire school. i cant even handle how gay they are in that picture

      13 years ago at 2:44 pm
    4. kickedoffcampus

      It is Illinois Zeta and those ass clowns have been booted. I am an alum from a decade ago and all I can say is good riddance to those tools that ruined the best house on campus.

      13 years ago at 2:56 pm
    5. FratingSiouxForever

      Why are they naked outside? Fratpad says it’s only cool to be naked inside.

      13 years ago at 7:38 am
  1. Eat_Sleep_Rage

    That person made an account just to list Mushroom Kingdom University as their school. Classic

    13 years ago at 12:24 pm
    1. SterlingArcher

      Unnecessary comma in the first post, missing comma in the second. He’s on a roll.

      13 years ago at 3:59 pm
    1. 5pointperfection

      I don’t even see stuff to make a sandwich… They’ll never get their MRS degree that way.

      13 years ago at 3:14 pm
    1. Future Value

      I’m not buying into the Phi Delt picture. I’ll bet anything that it was just a ganster swap and they used pen ink to do that.

      13 years ago at 7:25 am
  2. 46 BRO Lawn

    Awesome video, I love how even at the end when they are showing the winner, there is a woman on the right falling in the water lol

    13 years ago at 12:27 pm
  3. True_Gentleman27

    Those pictures are just plain sad. That video certainly made my day, even when a machine does the work for them they still suck.

    13 years ago at 12:28 pm