FAIL FRIDAY: The Future is Dim
Ten real submissions, four photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Not dealing with my impending mental health issues. That’s what scotch and Ativan are for. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
You need a visit from the ghost of Christmas future.
Climbed up a tree to shit on a birds nest because it shit on my frathoe. TFM.
-Mississippi
Fighting shit with shit. FaF.
The fratcastle beat-off sock is named Crusty Wallace. TFM.
-Texas
A good name for a community cum sock, I suppose.
The only thing thats funnier than watching pledges run around with condoms on their head is watching them throw up after when they realize we all used them last night. TFM.
-Florida
This would be a pretty embarrassing reason to get kicked off campus.
Super Mario eating mushrooms, riding dinosaurs, stomping on turtles, hazing his brother out of the spotlight, and gaining any power he wants. TFM. Doing all this to slam Princess Peach at the end. TFTC.
-Mushroom Kingdom University
Being an immigrant plumber. NF.
Learn from my pledge brother, don’t trust a fart after a night of heavy drinking. TShitHimselfM.
-Georgia
Total Shit Himself Move is my new favorite move.
An active needs to earn his full citizenship. Looks like a pledge will be joining a domestic partnership. TFM.
-California
West Coast frat.
It’s not hazing if I tase myself while holding hands with the pledges. TFM.
-Florida
You’re enjoying that a little too much.
Watching iPhone porn on my 15 minute breaks at Chili’s. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
Pitching a tent before serving queso to customers. TFM.
I pissed the bed the first 14 years of my life because I had a bladder problem…I’ve pissed the bed the last 6 years of my life because I have a drinking problem #WINNING – FrattyBoySwaggin – TFM.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
“Now I’ve always got my letters!”
So much NF here it’s hard to absorb it all.
Apparently this is called “The Butt Chug.”
They don’t even surprise me anymore…
The X Games were this week, and someone thought women should participate. It turns out this was the greatest idea ever:
Yeah, and Pike isn’t the only one who does this.
13 years ago at 12:32 pmhttp://www.1100torches.org/1100others.html
I hope those women had fun dicking around on those bikes because they have a shit load of work to do. That is one dirty, dirty kitchen.
13 years ago at 12:37 pmFinally a good fail friday. It felt like the Intern left for the summer and left his 14 year old brother in charge.
13 years ago at 12:39 pmI agree. Chilis guy and a Mario TFM, I couldn’t stop laughing at this weeks
13 years ago at 2:19 pmAlmost all of the posts actually made me laugh. Also the paint fumes.
13 years ago at 3:26 pmThat video was awesome… the best part was about 4 seconds before the end when the girl gets the checkered… look to the bottom right, girl decided she wanted to take a little swim. priceless.
13 years ago at 12:41 pmThat video was very eye opening. I had never seen a kitchen that rustic before.
13 years ago at 12:44 pmFirst video I’ve watched all the way through. Women’s sports. . .
13 years ago at 12:46 pmAre the “butt chuggers” Sae’s or delts? Or both?
13 years ago at 12:55 pmmy guess is both……
13 years ago at 1:29 pmhttp://www.ivygateblog.com/2011/01/cornells-chi-psi-fraternity-enjoys-its-keystone-with-a-tinge-of-ass/
13 years ago at 1:41 pmI refuse to believe your source, sir. These are definitely sae’s and delts.
13 years ago at 4:54 pmNeither.
13 years ago at 5:43 pmFuck you guys. We wore high heels to raise money for RAPE AWARENESS and downplay a stereotype, but I’m glad you cocksuckers think it’s funny. Keep living the dream and fratting your balls off.
13 years ago at 12:57 pmYou mad?
13 years ago at 12:59 pmI’m now aware of rape. Thank you.
13 years ago at 1:08 pmPike, TFTC??
13 years ago at 1:08 pm“I’m now aware of rape. Thank you.” Fucking priceless.
13 years ago at 2:10 pmPike making people aware of rape? Oh the irony.
13 years ago at 3:12 pmUSS Hazer, that may be the funniest comment I have ever read on this site. Thank you.
13 years ago at 4:01 pmbilly fratison, I salute you sir. Yes. Well done.
13 years ago at 6:43 pmIts not rape if she smiles.
13 years ago at 12:43 pmIt’s not rape, it’s surprise sex
13 years ago at 10:51 pmDid anyone else notice the beer in the cargo pocket of the fratstar from the butt chug picture?
13 years ago at 1:00 pmTFTC?
13 years ago at 1:05 pmphilanthropy NF?
13 years ago at 1:04 pmWhat’s wrong with philanthropy?
13 years ago at 3:10 pmNothing is wrong with it. I guess doing philanthropy qualifies for Fail Friday
13 years ago at 6:18 pm