FAIL FRIDAY: The Mangina Edition
14 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. TFM launched one year ago this week, and some of you still don’t get it.

Just impregnated a 15 year old. Being the competitive frat star that I am, I called my mom, told her “Beat you.” She had me when she was 16. TFM.
-Texas

Statutory rape and child support. FaF.

Telling my GDI parents they need a “frattitude adjustment.” TFM.
-New York

I hope your GDI dad beats you.

Got fired from Chili’s after shotgunning beers at work with my brothers. Rehired after I beat my dad/manager at beer pong. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

You better have hooked your bros up with free queso, too. Glad you made it back.

Sleeping 23 hours a day, eating the other hour. Refusing to bang their slam piece for so long that they are begging for it. When they finally give in they only go until they get off then they tell their slam piece to go make them a bamboo sandwich. Pandas. TFM.
-Colorado

One of the biggest stretch attempts I’ve seen. Hilarious.

Blacked out and shaved my pubes again. TFM.
–New York

Pregaming the manscaping. TFM.

Making Arnold Palmers from the soda fountain when your manager isn’t looking. TFM.
–Oklahoma

Should’ve gone with The Suicide Soda.

My bros and I dressed as the cast of The Hangover and went blacked out on roofies to the midnight showing. TFM.
–Kansas

You saved yourself some torment erasing the memory of that shitty movie and the HJ your bottom-tier pledge bro gave you through the popcorn bucket.

Enough missing teeth to show i like to party. Still have enough to show that I’m classy. TFM.
–Texas

You make my head hurt, hillbilly.

Walked up to a hot girl and said” Geed you smell like my asshole! ” 30 minutes later she proceeded to give a ballcuzzi (put your ballsack in a bowl of water and she uses a straw to blow bubbles in the bowl), while i was tanning on the roof of my frat castle. TFM.
–Texas

Wow…

Drank a whole case of fratty light by myself. TotalFratFuckinMove.
–Virginia

This ruined my weekend before the video even had a chance.


Down to Frat?


Brothers taking body shots off other brothers. TFTC?


I don’t know if this belongs on the side of a train car or fail friday.


#1 fan?


Getting naked with each other at our parents lodge. TFM.

Halfway through I felt bad for these people, and then I became enraged:

    6. Fratasaurus

      I can’t stand kids that get tattoos of clothing brands (or any other brands for that matter). Obviously, they have no identity in life and must associate themselves with something that more decent people can afford. Typically, the ones who do this are the geeds who can’t afford the brand or rely on a brand to make up for their fagtastic shittiness. This is almost as bad as gullah speakers painting brands on their cars.

      14 years ago at 8:13 pm
    11. The_Chilis_Guy

      Then you’ll just have to wait at your table at chilis for a long time because I’m going to pretend to forget about you and not serve you till your food is almost cold.

      14 years ago at 3:28 pm
    12. Wilco Frat

      The Chili’s Guy’s intentions are pretty obviously intended to be satirical and funny and perfect for Fail Friday. He’s got a pretty sweet legacy going on, even if it is with Fail Friday. Really funny stuff.

      14 years ago at 4:11 pm
    14. The_Chilis_Guy

      There was no pike on this so I’ll admit it, I double lettered, Pike and a local buddist fraternity. We’re open to all genders races and have all the pockets you can get

      14 years ago at 8:31 pm
    20. zerohdcp

      is his dad really a manager at chilis? does he even have his high school diploma?

      14 years ago at 6:23 am
    21. cah053

      Religious fraternities aren’t fraternities. Way to make yourself sound more like a geed. You almost make me feel bad for your Pike chapter.

      14 years ago at 7:13 am
  6. PapaHaze

    that last picture is hilarious.. anyone who didn’t laugh has something wrong with them

    14 years ago at 1:08 pm
    3. Nobody

      Yeah it must be making fun of the fags in the pic dressed head to toe in the least fratty attire I’ve seen on here. Can’t be serious..

      14 years ago at 5:22 pm
    2. TheMattOfFrat

      No way the N’SYNC video is gayer than two dudes about to get it on in their parents jacuzzi bath with candles.

      14 years ago at 2:02 pm
    4. Puff Fratty

      BYX isn’t even a Greek Fraternity. It is a dry, bible study club that uses Greek letters to represent ‘Brothers Under Christ’. Gayer than AIDS.

      14 years ago at 3:02 pm
    5. koonforpres

      indeed; that’s whys i said its a joke that they use the term ‘fraternity’

      14 years ago at 3:12 pm
    6. DeltaChiOrDie

      Denying service based on perceived disrespect-TFM
      Working at Chili’s-TGdiM

      That isn’t Ole Miss, that’s University of Missouri. I actually saw them film this during Beat KU week and was horrified.

      14 years ago at 3:51 pm
    7. koonforpres

      I know. I go to Ole Miss and the link I posted is a video from BYX on campus. I am also from St. Louis and it makes me ashamed to see that anyone, I repeat, ANYONE, from Missouri would perform such a blasphemy to the greek system. The same holds true for the douches at Mississippi who posted the video I shared. Fuck byx and the GDI’s that they comprise of.

      14 years ago at 4:15 pm
    8. Meyer Broskey

      DeltaChiOrDie you’re in Delta Chi at Mizzou..those kids are just about as geed as you probably are. Nice house btw

      14 years ago at 5:55 pm
    10. RalphLauren Brolo

      Verbally hazing this geedes on Facebook because they included their names in the video. FAF.

      14 years ago at 12:15 am
    2. AOE1872

      I know the guy who drew the Phi Delt graffiti in the picture above.
      haha. Hilarous

      14 years ago at 5:36 pm
    4. PDT MSB

      I am ashamed of that picture and the fact that people who call themselves Phi Delts danced in a video to that noise they call music. Dear Lord graffiti for a rush logo? Motion to strike whoever drew that.

      14 years ago at 11:11 am
    6. Boats and _S_hoes

      What the hell gave them the idea that they would benefit in any manner by posting that video? Honestly, it’s college. Quit the “High School Musical” shit and find some somewhat attractive sororities to chase you around instead of some of those heifers, Good Lord.

      13 years ago at 10:01 pm
  11. one89seven

    This video hurt my head…ripped faded jeans, gingers, flat bills, and women of a low quality. Major Fail. Definitely a lower tier group of wannabes.

    14 years ago at 1:14 pm