FAIL FRIDAY: The Mangina Edition
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. TFM launched one year ago this week, and some of you still don’t get it.
Just impregnated a 15 year old. Being the competitive frat star that I am, I called my mom, told her “Beat you.” She had me when she was 16. TFM.
-Texas
Statutory rape and child support. FaF.
Telling my GDI parents they need a “frattitude adjustment.” TFM.
-New York
I hope your GDI dad beats you.
Got fired from Chili’s after shotgunning beers at work with my brothers. Rehired after I beat my dad/manager at beer pong. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
You better have hooked your bros up with free queso, too. Glad you made it back.
Sleeping 23 hours a day, eating the other hour. Refusing to bang their slam piece for so long that they are begging for it. When they finally give in they only go until they get off then they tell their slam piece to go make them a bamboo sandwich. Pandas. TFM.
-Colorado
One of the biggest stretch attempts I’ve seen. Hilarious.
Blacked out and shaved my pubes again. TFM.
–New York
Pregaming the manscaping. TFM.
Making Arnold Palmers from the soda fountain when your manager isn’t looking. TFM.
–Oklahoma
Should’ve gone with The Suicide Soda.
My bros and I dressed as the cast of The Hangover and went blacked out on roofies to the midnight showing. TFM.
–Kansas
You saved yourself some torment erasing the memory of that shitty movie and the HJ your bottom-tier pledge bro gave you through the popcorn bucket.
Enough missing teeth to show i like to party. Still have enough to show that I’m classy. TFM.
–Texas
You make my head hurt, hillbilly.
Walked up to a hot girl and said” Geed you smell like my asshole! ” 30 minutes later she proceeded to give a ballcuzzi (put your ballsack in a bowl of water and she uses a straw to blow bubbles in the bowl), while i was tanning on the roof of my frat castle. TFM.
–Texas
Wow…
Drank a whole case of fratty light by myself. TotalFratFuckinMove.
–Virginia
This ruined my weekend before the video even had a chance.
Down to Frat?
Brothers taking body shots off other brothers. TFTC?
I don’t know if this belongs on the side of a train car or fail friday.
#1 fan?
Getting naked with each other at our parents lodge. TFM.
Halfway through I felt bad for these people, and then I became enraged:
I feel like something is missing
13 years ago at 1:15 pmPike
13 years ago at 1:26 pmI agree…
13 years ago at 1:27 pmPike had the week off
13 years ago at 1:28 pmpike should never have a week off, there should be plenty of material to make it to every fail friday
13 years ago at 1:33 pmNo wonder this FF didn’t seem quite right.
13 years ago at 4:05 pmI submitted http://pikesofthecaribbean.com/ full of pike geed material.
13 years ago at 4:29 pm^Haha
13 years ago at 4:57 pmSince the site was launched a year ago this week I was hoping for a FF tribute filled with geed pike shit… damn.
13 years ago at 5:09 pmThat link is like a sad attempt at a derby days.
13 years ago at 9:27 pmHahahaha, “Booty Bandits”. NF.
13 years ago at 12:37 pm“Pikes of the Caribbean”?? My eyes…
13 years ago at 7:49 pm^^^ I went to the pikes of the caribbean site and firefox automatically closed. Even my computer hates pikes.
13 years ago at 10:15 pmKeep hatin bitch ass sigma chis and ka’s haha, come to a real school in the SEC and see how PIKE shits on yall…half of yall got 50 men chapters ha our pledges classes are bigger than your whole fraternity haha
13 years ago at 2:44 amI’d rather have 50 men then 150 boys in my fraternity.
13 years ago at 7:37 amI wonder what the thought process was behind lighting candles around that tub…
13 years ago at 1:17 pmobviously it was to set the mood for his ballcuzzi
13 years ago at 1:25 pm^ hahahahahahah
13 years ago at 1:50 pmhahahahahaha
13 years ago at 4:09 pmfunniest comment in a long time bronson. Well done.
13 years ago at 7:51 pmThe last picture made me gag
13 years ago at 1:18 pmThe last picture made me cum.
13 years ago at 9:41 pmToo far
13 years ago at 5:03 amCumming to pictures. NF.
13 years ago at 12:35 pmthe video is a shamble and doesn’t represent the university of missouri, GDG (god damn geed)
13 years ago at 1:20 pmHere’s to the real fraternities on campus.
13 years ago at 1:28 pmGDG=Redundant
13 years ago at 1:31 pmGod damn God damn independent?
13 years ago at 1:48 pmMizzou isnt just redundant, their retarded.
13 years ago at 3:57 pmThey’re*
13 years ago at 4:10 pmthey’re, retard
13 years ago at 4:19 pmespecially since you see those heffers chasing those pledge bitches at the beginning of the video
13 years ago at 9:21 amAs a Proud University of Missouri Alum, I challenge Mizzou fratstars to inform these Geeds that BYX is not a fraternity. FFL (Frat For Life)
13 years ago at 7:49 amThe girl to naked guy ratio is 1:1, SWEET, and is it just me or do they look like hipsters?
13 years ago at 1:27 pmthey look like hipsters. i hope someone posted the picture as a joke.
13 years ago at 5:29 pmhipsters except for the guy with the fish shirt
13 years ago at 6:11 pmI thought the same thing, there is no way they are greek.
13 years ago at 11:29 amKA two weeks in a row? I’m surprised.
13 years ago at 1:27 pmHey KappaAlphaMSU, looks like you’re about to be pissed.
13 years ago at 3:14 pmI now pronounce KA and FF wife and husband.
13 years ago at 6:46 pmGay ^
13 years ago at 7:58 pmWhy wasn’t the ballcuzzi TFM posted on the Main Wall?
13 years ago at 1:28 pmBecause getting a ballcuzzi is not fun, pleasurable or frat.
13 years ago at 1:36 pmNow we know who posted it
13 years ago at 4:56 pmIt’s funny as fuck, that’s why.
13 years ago at 9:44 pmWho hasn’t had a ballcuzzi performed on them?
13 years ago at 1:30 pmMe.
13 years ago at 5:01 pmseems entirely too complicated.
13 years ago at 6:37 pmSeems entirely too pointless…
13 years ago at 2:41 amsounds like something next semesters pledges will be doing to eachother
13 years ago at 12:39 pmI think the fun is lost when you quit doing it yourself. Why get a handjob when I can do it myself? Same goes with the ballcuzzi. Just connect a few straws and you’re set.
13 years ago at 3:59 pmThey forgot the Pi before the KA on that hat.
13 years ago at 1:32 pmNo they didn’t…
13 years ago at 2:31 pmNope that would be a KA.
13 years ago at 2:34 pmMissing Sarcasm. NF
13 years ago at 7:42 pmThis picture has to be photoshopped.
13 years ago at 9:52 pmNo KA is gay as fuck, there is no mistake
13 years ago at 2:47 amNothing will throw off the gay scent like jumping into mom’s minivan with 6 other dudes.
13 years ago at 1:34 pmToo soon.
13 years ago at 5:57 pm