FAIL FRIDAY: The Mangina Edition

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. TFM launched one year ago this week, and some of you still don’t get it.

Just impregnated a 15 year old. Being the competitive frat star that I am, I called my mom, told her “Beat you.” She had me when she was 16. TFM.
-Texas

Statutory rape and child support. FaF.

Telling my GDI parents they need a “frattitude adjustment.” TFM.
-New York

I hope your GDI dad beats you.

Got fired from Chili’s after shotgunning beers at work with my brothers. Rehired after I beat my dad/manager at beer pong. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

You better have hooked your bros up with free queso, too. Glad you made it back.

Sleeping 23 hours a day, eating the other hour. Refusing to bang their slam piece for so long that they are begging for it. When they finally give in they only go until they get off then they tell their slam piece to go make them a bamboo sandwich. Pandas. TFM.
-Colorado

One of the biggest stretch attempts I’ve seen. Hilarious.

Blacked out and shaved my pubes again. TFM.
–New York

Pregaming the manscaping. TFM.

Making Arnold Palmers from the soda fountain when your manager isn’t looking. TFM.
–Oklahoma

Should’ve gone with The Suicide Soda.

My bros and I dressed as the cast of The Hangover and went blacked out on roofies to the midnight showing. TFM.
–Kansas

You saved yourself some torment erasing the memory of that shitty movie and the HJ your bottom-tier pledge bro gave you through the popcorn bucket.

Enough missing teeth to show i like to party. Still have enough to show that I’m classy. TFM.
–Texas

You make my head hurt, hillbilly.

Walked up to a hot girl and said” Geed you smell like my asshole! ” 30 minutes later she proceeded to give a ballcuzzi (put your ballsack in a bowl of water and she uses a straw to blow bubbles in the bowl), while i was tanning on the roof of my frat castle. TFM.
–Texas

Wow…

Drank a whole case of fratty light by myself. TotalFratFuckinMove.
–Virginia

This ruined my weekend before the video even had a chance.


Down to Frat?


Brothers taking body shots off other brothers. TFTC?


I don’t know if this belongs on the side of a train car or fail friday.


#1 fan?


Getting naked with each other at our parents lodge. TFM.

Halfway through I felt bad for these people, and then I became enraged:

    1. Go rage or go home

      pike should never have a week off, there should be plenty of material to make it to every fail friday

      13 years ago at 1:33 pm
    2. George M Fratterson

      Since the site was launched a year ago this week I was hoping for a FF tribute filled with geed pike shit… damn.

      13 years ago at 5:09 pm
    3. AnimalHouse1897

      ^^^ I went to the pikes of the caribbean site and firefox automatically closed. Even my computer hates pikes.

      13 years ago at 10:15 pm
    4. 0leMissFratStar

      Keep hatin bitch ass sigma chis and ka’s haha, come to a real school in the SEC and see how PIKE shits on yall…half of yall got 50 men chapters ha our pledges classes are bigger than your whole fraternity haha

      13 years ago at 2:44 am
  1. Commence the Hazing

    I wonder what the thought process was behind lighting candles around that tub…

    13 years ago at 1:17 pm
  2. FratStein

    the video is a shamble and doesn’t represent the university of missouri, GDG (god damn geed)

    13 years ago at 1:20 pm
    1. AutInveniamViam

      especially since you see those heffers chasing those pledge bitches at the beginning of the video

      13 years ago at 9:21 am
    2. PUMA 4 Life

      As a Proud University of Missouri Alum, I challenge Mizzou fratstars to inform these Geeds that BYX is not a fraternity. FFL (Frat For Life)

      13 years ago at 7:49 am
  3. DoctorPhilosopher

    The girl to naked guy ratio is 1:1, SWEET, and is it just me or do they look like hipsters?

    13 years ago at 1:27 pm
    1. The_Chilis_Guy

      I think the fun is lost when you quit doing it yourself. Why get a handjob when I can do it myself? Same goes with the ballcuzzi. Just connect a few straws and you’re set.

      13 years ago at 3:59 pm
  4. Broseph_Goebbels

    Nothing will throw off the gay scent like jumping into mom’s minivan with 6 other dudes.

    13 years ago at 1:34 pm