FAIL FRIDAY: The Mangina Edition
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. TFM launched one year ago this week, and some of you still don’t get it.

Just impregnated a 15 year old. Being the competitive frat star that I am, I called my mom, told her “Beat you.” She had me when she was 16. TFM.
-Texas

Statutory rape and child support. FaF.

Telling my GDI parents they need a “frattitude adjustment.” TFM.
-New York

I hope your GDI dad beats you.

Got fired from Chili’s after shotgunning beers at work with my brothers. Rehired after I beat my dad/manager at beer pong. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

You better have hooked your bros up with free queso, too. Glad you made it back.

Sleeping 23 hours a day, eating the other hour. Refusing to bang their slam piece for so long that they are begging for it. When they finally give in they only go until they get off then they tell their slam piece to go make them a bamboo sandwich. Pandas. TFM.
-Colorado

One of the biggest stretch attempts I’ve seen. Hilarious.

Blacked out and shaved my pubes again. TFM.
–New York

Pregaming the manscaping. TFM.

Making Arnold Palmers from the soda fountain when your manager isn’t looking. TFM.
–Oklahoma

Should’ve gone with The Suicide Soda.

My bros and I dressed as the cast of The Hangover and went blacked out on roofies to the midnight showing. TFM.
–Kansas

You saved yourself some torment erasing the memory of that shitty movie and the HJ your bottom-tier pledge bro gave you through the popcorn bucket.

Enough missing teeth to show i like to party. Still have enough to show that I’m classy. TFM.
–Texas

You make my head hurt, hillbilly.

Walked up to a hot girl and said” Geed you smell like my asshole! ” 30 minutes later she proceeded to give a ballcuzzi (put your ballsack in a bowl of water and she uses a straw to blow bubbles in the bowl), while i was tanning on the roof of my frat castle. TFM.
–Texas

Wow…

Drank a whole case of fratty light by myself. TotalFratFuckinMove.
–Virginia

This ruined my weekend before the video even had a chance.


Down to Frat?


Brothers taking body shots off other brothers. TFTC?


I don’t know if this belongs on the side of a train car or fail friday.


#1 fan?


Getting naked with each other at our parents lodge. TFM.

Halfway through I felt bad for these people, and then I became enraged:

  2. Sour_Frat_Kid

    I think the video was made by Gamma Delta Iota. Their fraternity colors are minivan grey, and the ginger kid red.

    13 years ago at 1:34 pm
  3. older row

    two weeks in a row, a KA must have ran over TFM pledge’s dog or something. Also, the Panda TFM was funny as shit, way better than half the crap that gets posted on the TFM wall

    13 years ago at 1:35 pm
  4. the fratness monster

    I’m using FF as inspiration to fail as much as possible. Last weekend I got the same tattoo as the asian, shaved my pubes completely to be like the young fratstars spelling out Polo, tied a tie around my head, then went and played humans vs. zombies while wearing cargo shorts (don’t worry they are Polo cargo shorts).

    13 years ago at 1:38 pm
    1. Frat Til Death

      Seeing how some people try to use this site as an instruction guide to life, that’s not far off base.

      13 years ago at 1:50 pm
    1. In Broc

      same thing I was thinking… kind of makes sense that those donut punchers were running AWAY from girls …mind you I would have ran away from some of those water buffalo but there was at least one decent one … but again go figure they run away from girls to go cram into a minivan with each other so when they hit a bump they can blame it being too crowded when they try to grab each other

      13 years ago at 1:28 pm
    5. RealMenDrinkWhisky

      Sterling Archer is the main character from the show ‘Archer’ and a dude

      13 years ago at 2:03 am
    7. In Broc

      It’s threads like these that make me question the legitimacy of some people’s IQs … Does no one pick up on sarcasm anymore? … It’s like everyone gets on here just ready to prove someone wrong and then they end up looking like a dipshit themselves

      13 years ago at 1:31 pm
    8. James Parks Fratwell

      Exactly. I guess some people didn’t learn to “think before you speak” growing up. In Hoc.

      13 years ago at 2:39 pm
  8. Fratastic1600

    Fail Friday is becoming too painful to stomach. I feel like I need to be drunk to see/read this shit.

    13 years ago at 1:59 pm
    3. FratwallJackson

      “This one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s withouy gettin’ ya eyes wet.”

      13 years ago at 5:03 pm