FAIL FRIDAY: The Mangina Edition
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. TFM launched one year ago this week, and some of you still don’t get it.

Just impregnated a 15 year old. Being the competitive frat star that I am, I called my mom, told her “Beat you.” She had me when she was 16. TFM.
-Texas

Statutory rape and child support. FaF.

Telling my GDI parents they need a “frattitude adjustment.” TFM.
-New York

I hope your GDI dad beats you.

Got fired from Chili’s after shotgunning beers at work with my brothers. Rehired after I beat my dad/manager at beer pong. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

You better have hooked your bros up with free queso, too. Glad you made it back.

Sleeping 23 hours a day, eating the other hour. Refusing to bang their slam piece for so long that they are begging for it. When they finally give in they only go until they get off then they tell their slam piece to go make them a bamboo sandwich. Pandas. TFM.
-Colorado

One of the biggest stretch attempts I’ve seen. Hilarious.

Blacked out and shaved my pubes again. TFM.
–New York

Pregaming the manscaping. TFM.

Making Arnold Palmers from the soda fountain when your manager isn’t looking. TFM.
–Oklahoma

Should’ve gone with The Suicide Soda.

My bros and I dressed as the cast of The Hangover and went blacked out on roofies to the midnight showing. TFM.
–Kansas

You saved yourself some torment erasing the memory of that shitty movie and the HJ your bottom-tier pledge bro gave you through the popcorn bucket.

Enough missing teeth to show i like to party. Still have enough to show that I’m classy. TFM.
–Texas

You make my head hurt, hillbilly.

Walked up to a hot girl and said” Geed you smell like my asshole! ” 30 minutes later she proceeded to give a ballcuzzi (put your ballsack in a bowl of water and she uses a straw to blow bubbles in the bowl), while i was tanning on the roof of my frat castle. TFM.
–Texas

Wow…

Drank a whole case of fratty light by myself. TotalFratFuckinMove.
–Virginia

This ruined my weekend before the video even had a chance.


Down to Frat?


Brothers taking body shots off other brothers. TFTC?


I don’t know if this belongs on the side of a train car or fail friday.


#1 fan?


Getting naked with each other at our parents lodge. TFM.

Halfway through I felt bad for these people, and then I became enraged:

  2. The_Chilis_Guy

    There was no pike on this so I’ll admit it, I double lettered, Pike and a local buddist fraternity. We’re open to all genders races and have all the pockets you can get.

    13 years ago at 2:33 pm
  3. James Frank Hopkins

    I made it to 32 seconds in the video. Someone please kick their asses.

    13 years ago at 2:33 pm
  5. TheMadFratter9

    First off who ever clicked nice move needs to be taken off this site
    Second who the hell let them into a fraternity damn geeds
    NSYNC NF
    Blackballing the geeds who made this video forever FaF

    13 years ago at 2:45 pm
  6. Dave_Fratthews

    Why has no one commented on the dude doing a bodyshot off another dude?!?! What in the FUCK is wrong with people?

    13 years ago at 2:53 pm
  8. North Fratolina

    1. That “fraternity” they are in is Beta Upsilon Chi: Brothers Under Christ.
    2. I’m surprised that half of those girls could even run

    13 years ago at 3:06 pm
    1. In Broc

      they weren’t it was just fast forward editing to make them look like they could run …. the only thing half of those girls are running after is a donut

      13 years ago at 1:35 pm
  10. TheTwelfthGate

    BYX is in no shape or form a fraternity. Call it a club, don’t insult the rest of us by giving it greek letters.

    13 years ago at 3:11 pm
  11. The Big LaBROski

    I honestly could not make it through half that video. And that KA kid with all the bracelets pisses me off really bad. WTF

    13 years ago at 3:12 pm