FAIL FRIDAY: The Mangina Edition

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. TFM launched one year ago this week, and some of you still don’t get it.

Just impregnated a 15 year old. Being the competitive frat star that I am, I called my mom, told her “Beat you.” She had me when she was 16. TFM.
-Texas

Statutory rape and child support. FaF.

Telling my GDI parents they need a “frattitude adjustment.” TFM.
-New York

I hope your GDI dad beats you.

Got fired from Chili’s after shotgunning beers at work with my brothers. Rehired after I beat my dad/manager at beer pong. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

You better have hooked your bros up with free queso, too. Glad you made it back.

Sleeping 23 hours a day, eating the other hour. Refusing to bang their slam piece for so long that they are begging for it. When they finally give in they only go until they get off then they tell their slam piece to go make them a bamboo sandwich. Pandas. TFM.
-Colorado

One of the biggest stretch attempts I’ve seen. Hilarious.

Blacked out and shaved my pubes again. TFM.
–New York

Pregaming the manscaping. TFM.

Making Arnold Palmers from the soda fountain when your manager isn’t looking. TFM.
–Oklahoma

Should’ve gone with The Suicide Soda.

My bros and I dressed as the cast of The Hangover and went blacked out on roofies to the midnight showing. TFM.
–Kansas

You saved yourself some torment erasing the memory of that shitty movie and the HJ your bottom-tier pledge bro gave you through the popcorn bucket.

Enough missing teeth to show i like to party. Still have enough to show that I’m classy. TFM.
–Texas

You make my head hurt, hillbilly.

Walked up to a hot girl and said” Geed you smell like my asshole! ” 30 minutes later she proceeded to give a ballcuzzi (put your ballsack in a bowl of water and she uses a straw to blow bubbles in the bowl), while i was tanning on the roof of my frat castle. TFM.
–Texas

Wow…

Drank a whole case of fratty light by myself. TotalFratFuckinMove.
–Virginia

This ruined my weekend before the video even had a chance.


Down to Frat?


Brothers taking body shots off other brothers. TFTC?


I don’t know if this belongs on the side of a train car or fail friday.


#1 fan?


Getting naked with each other at our parents lodge. TFM.

Halfway through I felt bad for these people, and then I became enraged:

  1. CarBro Shorts

    Wow I didn’t know KA made their own 59/50 fitted hats! I wish I had known that during rush! I would have definitely stayed further away…

    13 years ago at 3:24 pm
  2. booze haze slam

    TFTC doing shots off your brothers is the most gay pic i have seen in my life. that is NF.

    13 years ago at 3:34 pm
    1. Dave_Fratthews

      If licking salt and tequila off my brother’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

      13 years ago at 3:47 pm
    1. Keepin it Fratty

      Isn’t debos3 the douchebag lead singer in this video? Nice zip up hoodie over your long sleeved underarmour thermal. An to top it off you’ve got that sweet flatbill goin. Fuckin geed.

      13 years ago at 1:44 pm
    2. Dave_Fratthews

      it’s obviously a joke, people. He saw the name, and felt the need for satire. I don’t understand how so many ignorant people get into fraternities.

      13 years ago at 2:24 pm
  3. MULLBROZER1868

    Pandas are literally meant to die. They are trying to go extinct and mankind is keeping them alive. They can only breed one week out of the year and during that week they eat to much to breed. The bamboo they eat is so low in nutrition that they need to eat their body weight in it every day just to stay alive. Did I mention that this bamboo is only found within one latitude thus severely limiting a panda’s range? Let the Chinese butcher them and sell them to American consumers for cheaper than American firms can.

    13 years ago at 4:30 pm
    1. runninginthewetgrass

      I bet you had “arms of the angel” by Sarah McLachlan playing in the background when you typed this.

      13 years ago at 1:18 am
    1. Bid

      I doubt he’s actually a KA. It’s not like you have to show them your paperwork to purchase clothing with the letters K and A on it.

      13 years ago at 6:28 pm
    2. PiKA22

      The party was a ka party called “DTF” for “down to frat.” party themed towards dressing in a tfm fashion. That is indeed a KA.

      13 years ago at 10:18 pm
    3. Ernest hemingbro

      What’s funny is that dude has beat up more of your brothers PiKA22 than Meagan Anderson

      13 years ago at 1:10 pm