FAIL FRIDAY: The Mangina Edition
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. TFM launched one year ago this week, and some of you still don’t get it.
Just impregnated a 15 year old. Being the competitive frat star that I am, I called my mom, told her “Beat you.” She had me when she was 16. TFM.
-Texas
Statutory rape and child support. FaF.
Telling my GDI parents they need a “frattitude adjustment.” TFM.
-New York
I hope your GDI dad beats you.
Got fired from Chili’s after shotgunning beers at work with my brothers. Rehired after I beat my dad/manager at beer pong. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
You better have hooked your bros up with free queso, too. Glad you made it back.
Sleeping 23 hours a day, eating the other hour. Refusing to bang their slam piece for so long that they are begging for it. When they finally give in they only go until they get off then they tell their slam piece to go make them a bamboo sandwich. Pandas. TFM.
-Colorado
One of the biggest stretch attempts I’ve seen. Hilarious.
Blacked out and shaved my pubes again. TFM.
–New York
Pregaming the manscaping. TFM.
Making Arnold Palmers from the soda fountain when your manager isn’t looking. TFM.
–Oklahoma
Should’ve gone with The Suicide Soda.
My bros and I dressed as the cast of The Hangover and went blacked out on roofies to the midnight showing. TFM.
–Kansas
You saved yourself some torment erasing the memory of that shitty movie and the HJ your bottom-tier pledge bro gave you through the popcorn bucket.
Enough missing teeth to show i like to party. Still have enough to show that I’m classy. TFM.
–Texas
You make my head hurt, hillbilly.
Walked up to a hot girl and said” Geed you smell like my asshole! ” 30 minutes later she proceeded to give a ballcuzzi (put your ballsack in a bowl of water and she uses a straw to blow bubbles in the bowl), while i was tanning on the roof of my frat castle. TFM.
–Texas
Wow…
Drank a whole case of fratty light by myself. TotalFratFuckinMove.
–Virginia
This ruined my weekend before the video even had a chance.
Down to Frat?
Brothers taking body shots off other brothers. TFTC?
I don’t know if this belongs on the side of a train car or fail friday.
#1 fan?
Getting naked with each other at our parents lodge. TFM.
Halfway through I felt bad for these people, and then I became enraged:
Ever being in a minivan. NF
13 years ago at 3:20 pmPandas having bigger dicks then most Chinese people. TFM.
13 years ago at 3:22 pmWow I didn’t know KA made their own 59/50 fitted hats! I wish I had known that during rush! I would have definitely stayed further away…
13 years ago at 3:24 pmTFTC doing shots off your brothers is the most gay pic i have seen in my life. that is NF.
13 years ago at 3:34 pmIf licking salt and tequila off my brother’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
13 years ago at 3:47 pm^ This
13 years ago at 5:44 pmWhat’s wrong with flatbill hats?
13 years ago at 3:35 pm^this guy
13 years ago at 3:45 pmflatbill hats are legit
13 years ago at 11:08 pmplease be sarcasm
13 years ago at 2:33 amIsn’t debos3 the douchebag lead singer in this video? Nice zip up hoodie over your long sleeved underarmour thermal. An to top it off you’ve got that sweet flatbill goin. Fuckin geed.
13 years ago at 1:44 pmDabos3*
13 years ago at 1:45 pmit’s obviously a joke, people. He saw the name, and felt the need for satire. I don’t understand how so many ignorant people get into fraternities.
13 years ago at 2:24 pmonly time I smiled was when that girl fell during the middle
13 years ago at 4:26 pmPandas are literally meant to die. They are trying to go extinct and mankind is keeping them alive. They can only breed one week out of the year and during that week they eat to much to breed. The bamboo they eat is so low in nutrition that they need to eat their body weight in it every day just to stay alive. Did I mention that this bamboo is only found within one latitude thus severely limiting a panda’s range? Let the Chinese butcher them and sell them to American consumers for cheaper than American firms can.
13 years ago at 4:30 pm… Way to take this seriously.
13 years ago at 5:04 pmRaping Mullbrozer as a child. Total Panda Move.
13 years ago at 6:08 pmWhy on earth do you know so much about pandas?
13 years ago at 6:25 pmI bet you had “arms of the angel” by Sarah McLachlan playing in the background when you typed this.
13 years ago at 1:18 am^ This.
13 years ago at 2:49 amSomeone got raped by a Panda when they were little …
13 years ago at 1:39 pmmullbrozer is obviously way too frat to care about panda bears.
13 years ago at 2:29 pmMen escaping from women in a minivan. FaF
13 years ago at 5:06 pmThe guy in the tub also has toe nail polish on- geed.
13 years ago at 5:23 pmI hope the KA is dressed like that for a GDI themed party.
13 years ago at 6:21 pmI doubt he’s actually a KA. It’s not like you have to show them your paperwork to purchase clothing with the letters K and A on it.
13 years ago at 6:28 pmYeah but KA apparently makes that hat…
13 years ago at 6:47 pmI think the SOB is trying to be serious
13 years ago at 7:45 pmThe Pi was photoshopped out of it.
13 years ago at 8:33 pmThe party was a ka party called “DTF” for “down to frat.” party themed towards dressing in a tfm fashion. That is indeed a KA.
13 years ago at 10:18 pmWhat’s funny is that dude has beat up more of your brothers PiKA22 than Meagan Anderson
13 years ago at 1:10 pm