FAIL FRIDAY: The Mangina Edition
Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. TFM launched one year ago this week, and some of you still don’t get it.
Just impregnated a 15 year old. Being the competitive frat star that I am, I called my mom, told her “Beat you.” She had me when she was 16. TFM.
-Texas
Statutory rape and child support. FaF.
Telling my GDI parents they need a “frattitude adjustment.” TFM.
-New York
I hope your GDI dad beats you.
Got fired from Chili’s after shotgunning beers at work with my brothers. Rehired after I beat my dad/manager at beer pong. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar
You better have hooked your bros up with free queso, too. Glad you made it back.
Sleeping 23 hours a day, eating the other hour. Refusing to bang their slam piece for so long that they are begging for it. When they finally give in they only go until they get off then they tell their slam piece to go make them a bamboo sandwich. Pandas. TFM.
-Colorado
One of the biggest stretch attempts I’ve seen. Hilarious.
Blacked out and shaved my pubes again. TFM.
–New York
Pregaming the manscaping. TFM.
Making Arnold Palmers from the soda fountain when your manager isn’t looking. TFM.
–Oklahoma
Should’ve gone with The Suicide Soda.
My bros and I dressed as the cast of The Hangover and went blacked out on roofies to the midnight showing. TFM.
–Kansas
You saved yourself some torment erasing the memory of that shitty movie and the HJ your bottom-tier pledge bro gave you through the popcorn bucket.
Enough missing teeth to show i like to party. Still have enough to show that I’m classy. TFM.
–Texas
You make my head hurt, hillbilly.
Walked up to a hot girl and said” Geed you smell like my asshole! ” 30 minutes later she proceeded to give a ballcuzzi (put your ballsack in a bowl of water and she uses a straw to blow bubbles in the bowl), while i was tanning on the roof of my frat castle. TFM.
–Texas
Wow…
Drank a whole case of fratty light by myself. TotalFratFuckinMove.
–Virginia
This ruined my weekend before the video even had a chance.
Down to Frat?
Brothers taking body shots off other brothers. TFTC?
I don’t know if this belongs on the side of a train car or fail friday.
#1 fan?
Getting naked with each other at our parents lodge. TFM.
Halfway through I felt bad for these people, and then I became enraged:
had to submit this video, way too funny to pass up
oh, and here is the leader of this geed pledge class video, “Dabos3” – http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=626958242
13 years ago at 5:57 pmhaving a picture of Mark Cuban as your profile pic. TFTC?
13 years ago at 9:30 amPerhaps you guys don’t understand the fact that this video was a joke we did for a competition. Either way I think it is hilarious you are wasting your time bashing us. Like honestly I’m really sorry we couldn’t include you in the video. No need to get mad at us.
13 years ago at 6:25 pmHaha wow you’re quite the fb stalker..now that’s frat. And the mavs are in the finals why wouldn’t I have a pic of mark cuban as my pro pic?
13 years ago at 6:30 pmI agree. Regardless of how GDI the video is, the fact that you put up a link to the guys facebook makes you look like the one who should be on Fail Friday. Maybe you should stick to the TSM wall, you are better suited there.
13 years ago at 1:51 pmfb stalker? ive known you for quite some time man, do some research.
13 years ago at 2:06 pmand anyway, just trying to get Dabos3’s name out to the people… i mean, he was pretty happy the views were over 5000, just helping him reach new audiences.
13 years ago at 2:46 pmVery understandable, but you are only fueling the boy. He probably thinks we are laughing with him. No need to humiliate him anymore than he has already done himself.
13 years ago at 5:44 pmHaha well said Fratwell, I get your point. One of those heat of the moment things, I just couldn’t believe I actually got this to show up on Fail Friday, way too funny.
13 years ago at 11:58 pmOh don’t worry I am not humiliated at all by this video. I have more important things to worry about than a few frat boys knockin me. Thanks for the views and yeah now that I know it’s you connor haha how was I supposed to do some research?
13 years ago at 10:47 pmI try to keep you from getting made fun of even worse, but you cant help but say something else. A true man knows when its appropriate to bite his tongue. Your letters might as well read “gamma delta iota”, because you aren’t actually in a Fraternity. So take this time to get off of this website. I bet everyone at FML.com would find your video hilarious, but the FRATERNITY MEN on here find it pathetic. You’re the only one claiming to be a “frat boy.”
13 years ago at 1:58 pmMizzou is a bunch of fucking geeds, thanks for proving Rolla is more frat once again. Fucking Disgrace.
13 years ago at 11:10 pmNice to see you like going to a school thats 80% male and the remaining, look like dogs. Rolla. NF.
13 years ago at 12:10 amOh hey, you go to Rolla?
You go to a school with all dudes; you’re in the middle of nowhere with literally 3 bars in the entire town and only one legitimately functioning fraternity. Sucks to suck.
13 years ago at 9:59 pmthe dude in the tub has a painted toenail. NF
13 years ago at 9:28 amI turned it off 30 seconds into it after I saw their soristitues where a bunch of whales…..
13 years ago at 3:02 pmthe f.ag with his dick tucked back makes me angry every time i see the thumbnail on the main wall. i have a hard time believing anyone in the picture has ever even said the word “fratty”
13 years ago at 11:07 pmmade it to a minute…it’s gonna take a lot of booze to erase that one
13 years ago at 7:36 amProof that behind a Raiders belt buckle, a mangina resides.
13 years ago at 2:59 pmAt least they made good use out of that squash court
13 years ago at 4:52 pmthey ruined a classic. thanks alot..
13 years ago at 12:32 amI think that was a geed…ya’ll sure that mangina wasn’t Daniel Tosh???
13 years ago at 7:03 pm