FAIL FRIDAY: The Price Is Wrong
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Went to the boat show. Saw a boat I liked. Set down with the finance guy and he asked me if I was worried about payments on 15 years on the $400,000. I simply said no. Then handed him my debit card and said run it I’ll take it today. It went threw. TFM.
–Texas
You have the IQ of a small, mentally handicapped lizard.
No being able to see. TFTS (Too Frat To See).
-California
Too Stevie Wonder To Care.
Sitting on your hand then jerking off so it feels like a stranger is jerking you off. TFM. Sitting on your penis then jerking off so it feels like you’re jerking a stranger off. TFTC.
-Devry University
I had to put the school on this one, it was too funny.
Getting off my dad’s private jet to the sound of hot pussy. TFM.
-California
I would like everyone to take a shot at describing the sound of hot pussy in the comments section.
Buying a car based on how good the key is for bumps. TFM.
–Florida
In my experience, the Volkswagen Bug has the best key for coke.
I don’t give a fuck! I’ll be “that” guy. TFM.
–Arizona
Be “that” guy who stops submitting TFMs.
Went through a 12-pack this weekend. Of condoms. TFM.
–Illinois
No, no, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did, right?
My username must have made the Intern mad, none of my material ever gets published. TFuckTheInternM.
–Virginia
His username is “FuckTheIntern” but that has nothing to do with him not getting published. He just sucks.
Jerry Sandusky having sex with someone other than his wife while she is home. TFM.
–California
This is technically a frat move, is it not?
I don’t know what smells worse, my Sperrys or my slam’s yeast infection stains on her panties. TFM.
–Minnesota
That’s it. Move along. Nothing to see here.
That move gets this balding-ginger combo all the ladies.
Pull up your fucking shorts, Bieber.
What better place is there to make memories as a chapter than McDonald’s?
Never mind, there’s Taco Bell.
John Cena, mother fucker.
Actual caption submitted: “Blowing a huge load that spells our letters on my friend after fucking a super hot chick while he was passed out next to us. TFM.”
The price is wrong, bitch.
I’d like to thank this goober for getting his letters in the background.
I guess that one guy’s boner was holding his jeans up.
GEEDS!
Stereotypes are for kids in high school. They are men:
Rewind to the 1:03 mark and stare at the kid that says “intelligent.” Being featured in this video has to be the lowest point in a career filled with low points for Ja Rule.
Where Douching Happens:
If everything above convinced you there is no God, let this video restore your faith:
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FIRST
13 years ago at 1:57 amHOW?!
13 years ago at 1:57 amThere’s no way this is real life.
13 years ago at 2:00 amIt has to be a script linked to an RSS feed. There’s no other explanation at this point.
13 years ago at 2:01 amNo one fucking discourages me more than you. I hope you end up having a slutty daughter and develop ED. Get a fucking life!
13 years ago at 2:02 amHe has to be running some type of program. I posted this shit at 3:00am and within seconds he had his “FIRST” up.
13 years ago at 2:04 amLook at how the comments came at almost the same time. There is no doubt in my mind that FIRSTpostOX and TFM Intern are the same person.
13 years ago at 2:05 amCocaine.
13 years ago at 2:06 amWho gives a fuck.
13 years ago at 2:06 amI retract my previous statement.
13 years ago at 2:06 amI posted it and immediately checked. I bet you think 9/11 was an inside job too.
13 years ago at 2:06 amGod. I came here, like so many others, seeing the 3 AM post thinking “there’s no way this OX douchebag is here for this one.” I really don’t know what to say… How? What else do you do? Is this an accomplishment or a sign you should kill yourself? I think at this point we just don’t really comment on the posts and let it happen. But still…… how?
13 years ago at 2:12 amNope, he is a person who is capable of failure. I’ve seen him beaten many times.
13 years ago at 2:25 amThere should be a feature on this guy. Taking my lap.
13 years ago at 2:42 am^x7 I agree. Considering on getting a Volkswagen Bug. Thank you TFM Intern for the link.
13 years ago at 3:06 am^^^^^ This.
13 years ago at 7:42 amdude get a life
13 years ago at 9:30 amI love OX. “Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent”
13 years ago at 9:59 amkate upton has love handles
13 years ago at 11:29 amGuarantee that OX gets laid ALOT.
13 years ago at 11:52 amI won’t Lie, I had a 5-some with OX last week when he signed.
13 years ago at 11:54 am^^^Im glad im not the only one that noticed that. I feel that my chaser was expired this friday.
13 years ago at 1:09 pmIt’s probably Mark Zuckerberg showing his computer superiority over us. Fuck you Mark.
13 years ago at 1:46 pmI hope your brain gets a deepthroat fuck through your eye sockets you bitch.
13 years ago at 2:15 pmutk pong and Official Slam Tester… please get off this site
13 years ago at 3:44 pmI liked how the guy who said he’s a womanizer also said he was the virgin haha laughs for daze
13 years ago at 5:10 pmGet back to work, intern.
13 years ago at 7:37 pm9/11 was an inside job.
13 years ago at 12:35 pmMake a Fail Friday solely dedicated to Theta Chi. Should be easy.
13 years ago at 2:07 amYou shut your whore mouth
13 years ago at 2:22 amSecond ^
13 years ago at 7:11 amI’d anal u dry
13 years ago at 11:23 am^^^^ this guy is new here
13 years ago at 5:27 pmI stopped having sex with a 64 year old lady for this shit? Fuck.
13 years ago at 2:07 amA swing and a miss… you’ll get em next time champ.
13 years ago at 3:47 amTake a lap
13 years ago at 8:16 amTry harder fuckers.
13 years ago at 12:28 pmFucking Obamacare.
13 years ago at 2:10 am“Obamacare adds trillions to our deficits and our national debt.”
13 years ago at 2:20 amToo Rich To Fucking Care
13 years ago at 2:23 amI hope Obama gets Lou Gehrig’s disease.
13 years ago at 2:24 am^ ^ Give him 4 more years, you won’t be so rich anymore
13 years ago at 2:26 am“As one man to another, I hope you get Lou Gehrig’s disease” – Mark Walberg
13 years ago at 2:56 amTed for President 2012! And I sure as hell don’t mean Roosevelt.
13 years ago at 3:09 am^moron
13 years ago at 12:45 amFuck you TKE.
13 years ago at 2:32 amYou mad, bro?
13 years ago at 5:36 pmI think he is mad.
13 years ago at 12:11 pmCryCryTill_YouDie33
13 years ago at 9:27 amGood God, what school is that Kappa Sig video from?
13 years ago at 2:42 amI don’t know, but that was the worst Star and Cresent I’ve ever seen… But hey at least they’re fraternity men not frat boys
13 years ago at 3:41 amSounds like a club to me, but really all those kids would cry in a basement.
13 years ago at 8:24 amReminded me of the chapter from Austin Peay
13 years ago at 8:24 amKent State
13 years ago at 8:33 amThat was some Eastern New Mexico action. But worse. I am still AEKDB though.
13 years ago at 9:25 amWho knows but they need to get hazed.
13 years ago at 9:45 amDefinitely can see it being Eastern New Mexico guys. I’ve had shitty run ins with those brothers before in Taos, still though #1, second to none. ΑΕΚΔΒ
13 years ago at 10:15 amI’m pretty sure its OU
13 years ago at 10:20 amDoubt it’s OU. ATO lives in the kappa sig house
13 years ago at 10:26 amI was holding it together just fine until he goes “…or meet the most women” and then the next guy said something about the in crowd.
13 years ago at 10:52 amDoubt its OU. ATO has their house and KappaSig has next to about 5 members.
13 years ago at 11:34 amKappa Sigma at OU = eyebrow piercings and Ed Hardy.
13 years ago at 1:03 pmMaybe if they had went through real pledging they wouldnt butcher the Star and Crescent. I’m slightly disgusted. And a virgin? In college?
13 years ago at 1:26 pmAlso, it is God, not god. And you must get ALL punctuation correct, looks like their entire chapter needs to go to the basement and sit on the wall.
13 years ago at 1:49 pmWe can all chop this up as a disgrace, brothers.
13 years ago at 4:00 pm*chalk not chop..
13 years ago at 4:27 pmhahahaha @the black guy
13 years ago at 4:42 pmIt’s shit like that…disgraceful.
13 years ago at 4:55 pmBy the way, it ends with Sir you Goddamn pledges
13 years ago at 7:02 pmDown to the haze den with them!
13 years ago at 10:40 pmButchered the Star and Cresent.
13 years ago at 11:46 pmThat hurt to watch.
13 years ago at 7:43 amMotion to locate, debrother, and jump out these f@ggots. A-B
13 years ago at 12:39 pmI was hoping this would never happen to us. Wishful thinking on my part.
13 years ago at 12:41 amThey need to take that video down. Shameful.
13 years ago at 2:36 amoh my fucking god. haze them to death at leadership the 21st.
13 years ago at 7:29 amThat video was Kent State, I know this as a fact i went to high school with one of the kids. Knowing him this video does not even surprise
13 years ago at 11:29 pmIt’s Kent State… They’re new
13 years ago at 9:32 amThat means they took all the guys the rest of us rejected. I know we refused to bid at least three of these guys
Love all my bros to death, but that was almost as difficult to watch as the Central Oregon Kappa Sigs. A-B.
13 years ago at 12:49 amWhy does Kate Upton even wear clothes?
13 years ago at 2:59 am^
13 years ago at 3:11 amWhy was the censored version supposed to retore my faith in God? http://guyism.com/celebrities/kate-upton-gq-video.html
13 years ago at 9:12 amI would pee in her guts.
13 years ago at 5:27 pm^this. New disturbing phrases. TFM.
13 years ago at 6:15 pmAny reason why the video had about 13 pixels total?
13 years ago at 7:03 pmI can vouch for myself and the rest of the good Delta Chi’s when I say that that goober is an embarrassment to us all.
13 years ago at 3:30 amI can vouch for myself and the rest of the Greek community when I say that Delta Chi is an embarrassment to us all.
13 years ago at 6:10 am^ this
13 years ago at 8:29 amDelta Chi is terrible nationwide. It’s like TKE only on a much smaller scale.
13 years ago at 10:10 am^^^I can’t vouch for you but you should probably never comment at 6:10 in the morning and risk being late for your job at the gas station. By the way, I’ll take premium.
13 years ago at 10:54 am^ this guy
13 years ago at 11:06 amSo you’ve visited and evaluated every Delta Chi chapter in the nation, huh? Must be so cool to know which fraternities are “terrible nationwide.” Go back to your shitty chip-on-your-shoulder house and the rest of the good Delta Chi chapters will continue fratting much, much harder than you. ITB brothers
13 years ago at 11:39 amWell, I’m on his side. DX sucks ass here.
13 years ago at 11:41 amAnd they’re the guido cokehead fraternity at Maryland, so they’ve got that going for them, I suppose. Personally, they’re my next bet for next house off the row, but TKE is attempting to give them a run for their money.
13 years ago at 12:09 pmi didnt even know DX existed until jimmy tatro came out with shit frat guys say
13 years ago at 12:39 pmAgreed frat seizure, every fraternity has good and bad chapters across the country, and anybody who wants to generalize a fraternity as “terrible nationwide” is trying to apply the stereotype of a couple chapters to a national fraternity. Frat on sir, ITB
13 years ago at 12:42 pmWow, you ladies really take one up the ass. It’s a joke, I know every fraternity has good and bad chapters. Don’t get your panties in a bundle.
13 years ago at 12:56 pmYeah, the DX chapter at Iowa is pretty awful too but I’m sure there are some successful chapters.
13 years ago at 2:27 pmDX was removed from Kent State due to only having 5 members…
13 years ago at 9:37 amTKE isn’t that bad though
1:16 of the Kappa Sig video is the best thing i’ve ever seen on this site.
13 years ago at 3:38 am^this.
13 years ago at 8:35 amAbsolutely this
13 years ago at 12:37 pmHazing is a form of bullying , and I hate bullies ….
13 years ago at 3:44 amWho gave this pussy a bid?