FAIL FRIDAY: The Price Is Wrong

TFM Intern12 years ago

Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Went to the boat show. Saw a boat I liked. Set down with the finance guy and he asked me if I was worried about payments on 15 years on the $400,000. I simply said no. Then handed him my debit card and said run it I’ll take it today. It went threw. TFM.
–Texas

You have the IQ of a small, mentally handicapped lizard.

No being able to see. TFTS (Too Frat To See).
-California

Too Stevie Wonder To Care.

Sitting on your hand then jerking off so it feels like a stranger is jerking you off. TFM. Sitting on your penis then jerking off so it feels like you’re jerking a stranger off. TFTC.
-Devry University

I had to put the school on this one, it was too funny.

Getting off my dad’s private jet to the sound of hot pussy. TFM.
-California

I would like everyone to take a shot at describing the sound of hot pussy in the comments section.

Buying a car based on how good the key is for bumps. TFM.
–Florida

In my experience, the Volkswagen Bug has the best key for coke.

I don’t give a fuck! I’ll be “that” guy. TFM.
–Arizona

Be “that” guy who stops submitting TFMs.

Went through a 12-pack this weekend. Of condoms. TFM.
–Illinois

No, no, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did, right?

My username must have made the Intern mad, none of my material ever gets published. TFuckTheInternM.
–Virginia

His username is “FuckTheIntern” but that has nothing to do with him not getting published. He just sucks.

Jerry Sandusky having sex with someone other than his wife while she is home. TFM.
–California

This is technically a frat move, is it not?

I don’t know what smells worse, my Sperrys or my slam’s yeast infection stains on her panties. TFM.
–Minnesota

That’s it. Move along. Nothing to see here.

That move gets this balding-ginger combo all the ladies.

Pull up your fucking shorts, Bieber.

What better place is there to make memories as a chapter than McDonald’s?

Never mind, there’s Taco Bell.

John Cena, mother fucker.

Actual caption submitted: “Blowing a huge load that spells our letters on my friend after fucking a super hot chick while he was passed out next to us. TFM.”

The price is wrong, bitch.

I’d like to thank this goober for getting his letters in the background.

I guess that one guy’s boner was holding his jeans up.

GEEDS!

Stereotypes are for kids in high school. They are men:

Rewind to the 1:03 mark and stare at the kid that says “intelligent.” Being featured in this video has to be the lowest point in a career filled with low points for Ja Rule.

Where Douching Happens:

If everything above convinced you there is no God, let this video restore your faith:

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