FAIL FRIDAY: The Price Is Wrong

Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Went to the boat show. Saw a boat I liked. Set down with the finance guy and he asked me if I was worried about payments on 15 years on the $400,000. I simply said no. Then handed him my debit card and said run it I’ll take it today. It went threw. TFM.
–Texas

You have the IQ of a small, mentally handicapped lizard.

No being able to see. TFTS (Too Frat To See).
-California

Too Stevie Wonder To Care.

Sitting on your hand then jerking off so it feels like a stranger is jerking you off. TFM. Sitting on your penis then jerking off so it feels like you’re jerking a stranger off. TFTC.
-Devry University

I had to put the school on this one, it was too funny.

Getting off my dad’s private jet to the sound of hot pussy. TFM.
-California

I would like everyone to take a shot at describing the sound of hot pussy in the comments section.

Buying a car based on how good the key is for bumps. TFM.
–Florida

In my experience, the Volkswagen Bug has the best key for coke.

I don’t give a fuck! I’ll be “that” guy. TFM.
–Arizona

Be “that” guy who stops submitting TFMs.

Went through a 12-pack this weekend. Of condoms. TFM.
–Illinois

No, no, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did, right?

My username must have made the Intern mad, none of my material ever gets published. TFuckTheInternM.
–Virginia

His username is “FuckTheIntern” but that has nothing to do with him not getting published. He just sucks.

Jerry Sandusky having sex with someone other than his wife while she is home. TFM.
–California

This is technically a frat move, is it not?

I don’t know what smells worse, my Sperrys or my slam’s yeast infection stains on her panties. TFM.
–Minnesota

That’s it. Move along. Nothing to see here.


That move gets this balding-ginger combo all the ladies.


Pull up your fucking shorts, Bieber.


What better place is there to make memories as a chapter than McDonald’s?


Never mind, there’s Taco Bell.


John Cena, mother fucker.


Actual caption submitted: “Blowing a huge load that spells our letters on my friend after fucking a super hot chick while he was passed out next to us. TFM.”


The price is wrong, bitch.


I’d like to thank this goober for getting his letters in the background.


I guess that one guy’s boner was holding his jeans up.


GEEDS!

Stereotypes are for kids in high school. They are men:


Rewind to the 1:03 mark and stare at the kid that says “intelligent.” Being featured in this video has to be the lowest point in a career filled with low points for Ja Rule.

Where Douching Happens:

If everything above convinced you there is no God, let this video restore your faith:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE.

  1. FratProphet93

    The second to last one is absolutely a frat move. Sandusky cheated on his wive MULTIPLE TIMES, WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS, while SHE WAS IN THE HOUSE, and after being caught, and even convicted by a court of law, HE STILL MANIPULATED HER TO THE POINT WHERE SHE WOULD’NT BELIEVE IT AND EVEN FUCKING STAYED WITH HIM. That’s a TFM, FAF, and TFTC all in one

    12 years ago at 3:45 am
    1. PhiPsiPhrat

      I haven’t seen a TFFAFTFTCM since the Helsinki games of 1912, and I think we all know how that turned out.

      12 years ago at 8:06 am
    2. williamfratner916

      I bet you were one of Sandusky’s slam pieces back in the day and you thoroughly enjoyed the experience.

      12 years ago at 9:18 am
    3. FratProphet93

      ^^Well clearly. This post is my irrefutable argument concerning why it should have been on the front page rather than Fail Friday

      12 years ago at 1:07 pm
    4. runcrazy06

      I KNOW! So TFM! Cause I mean, he had sex with little boys and all, that sounds exactly like he’s TFTC!

      12 years ago at 4:54 pm
    5. That Is All

      If you’re ever on fail friday, you’re probably on the wrong site. Rather than trying to defend your post, kindly fuck off.

      12 years ago at 7:36 pm
    1. The Mighty Fratticus

      No I did try fighting him at the bar at happy hour tho, got a big mouth

      12 years ago at 5:54 am
    2. bros r us

      That fat kid is worse. But watching him play softball was the single funniest thing I’ve watched.

      12 years ago at 11:19 am
    3. The Fratters Mark

      That fat kid is the worst….he should take a knife and shave off layers of fat. It’s a win-win…either he gets skinny or dies in the process.

      And the females have been banged seven ways to sunday. hideous.

      12 years ago at 4:57 pm
    1. superwayne

      ^ Learn to spell correctly. The cum-back* is my signature move where when I’m about to blow my load, I spin her around and cum on her back.

      12 years ago at 4:52 am
    2. KeepCalmAndFratOn

      Still having trouble taking the TKE video seriously. I’m sure their Nationals just started filing paperwork to close that chapter.

      12 years ago at 1:30 pm
    3. Fraterick Southgate

      Yeah, because TKE is really on top of things when it comes to closing bad chapters…

      12 years ago at 2:53 am
  2. Proper Fratire

    Intern, good job getting Fail Friday out so early, but haven’t you posted that same Kate Upton video already? Reusing content, TFTC

    12 years ago at 5:49 am
    1. Alotta_Fratgina

      I don’t beleive it was on a Fail Friday, but rather on a News Collumn earlier this week. Personally, I don’t mind watching it again.

      12 years ago at 6:39 am
    2. Proper Fratire

      Yeah, I knew it wasn’t on Fail Friday but that I’ve seen it before on this site. Either way I concur with your latter statement.

      12 years ago at 6:58 am
  3. The Mighty Fratticus

    That rush GDI’s pic is at my school, according to OPS I attempted to burn it down after they wrote letters in chalk

    12 years ago at 5:51 am
    1. GlitterIsBanned

      Better than at my school. We apparently have a “track fraternity”, TBZ (Track boys). TFailM.

      12 years ago at 7:49 am
    2. SwearToDrunkImNotGod

      We have a band “fraternity” called Phi Boota Roota they wear backwards letters.

      12 years ago at 8:55 am
    3. bros r us

      Those GDI girls make me wanna pee in their butt. Because I couldn’t get hard cuz they are so ugly.

      12 years ago at 11:26 am
    4. Frat Golf

      There’s a fake fraternity at IU called the gamma gamma gam gam’s. Comprised of community college students, they are a force to be laughed at.

      12 years ago at 2:09 pm
    1. futureleader14

      Hot pussy sounds almost like a simmering dinner – caramelizing onions, maybe?

      12 years ago at 10:40 pm
    1. Fratty Walker Blue

      Well if you were getting in, it was one of the groups that says shit like that.

      12 years ago at 8:18 am