FAIL FRIDAY: The Price Is Wrong
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Went to the boat show. Saw a boat I liked. Set down with the finance guy and he asked me if I was worried about payments on 15 years on the $400,000. I simply said no. Then handed him my debit card and said run it I’ll take it today. It went threw. TFM.
–Texas
You have the IQ of a small, mentally handicapped lizard.
No being able to see. TFTS (Too Frat To See).
-California
Too Stevie Wonder To Care.
Sitting on your hand then jerking off so it feels like a stranger is jerking you off. TFM. Sitting on your penis then jerking off so it feels like you’re jerking a stranger off. TFTC.
-Devry University
I had to put the school on this one, it was too funny.
Getting off my dad’s private jet to the sound of hot pussy. TFM.
-California
I would like everyone to take a shot at describing the sound of hot pussy in the comments section.
Buying a car based on how good the key is for bumps. TFM.
–Florida
In my experience, the Volkswagen Bug has the best key for coke.
I don’t give a fuck! I’ll be “that” guy. TFM.
–Arizona
Be “that” guy who stops submitting TFMs.
Went through a 12-pack this weekend. Of condoms. TFM.
–Illinois
No, no, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did, right?
My username must have made the Intern mad, none of my material ever gets published. TFuckTheInternM.
–Virginia
His username is “FuckTheIntern” but that has nothing to do with him not getting published. He just sucks.
Jerry Sandusky having sex with someone other than his wife while she is home. TFM.
–California
This is technically a frat move, is it not?
I don’t know what smells worse, my Sperrys or my slam’s yeast infection stains on her panties. TFM.
–Minnesota
That’s it. Move along. Nothing to see here.
That move gets this balding-ginger combo all the ladies.
Pull up your fucking shorts, Bieber.
What better place is there to make memories as a chapter than McDonald’s?
Never mind, there’s Taco Bell.
Actual caption submitted: “Blowing a huge load that spells our letters on my friend after fucking a super hot chick while he was passed out next to us. TFM.”
The price is wrong, bitch.
I’d like to thank this goober for getting his letters in the background.
I guess that one guy’s boner was holding his jeans up.
Stereotypes are for kids in high school. They are men:
Rewind to the 1:03 mark and stare at the kid that says “intelligent.” Being featured in this video has to be the lowest point in a career filled with low points for Ja Rule.
Where Douching Happens:
If everything above convinced you there is no God, let this video restore your faith:
If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE.
The second to last one is absolutely a frat move. Sandusky cheated on his wive MULTIPLE TIMES, WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS, while SHE WAS IN THE HOUSE, and after being caught, and even convicted by a court of law, HE STILL MANIPULATED HER TO THE POINT WHERE SHE WOULD’NT BELIEVE IT AND EVEN FUCKING STAYED WITH HIM. That’s a TFM, FAF, and TFTC all in one
12 years ago at 3:45 amI award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
12 years ago at 5:57 amA TTFAFTCM?! Haven’t seen one of those since McCoy.
12 years ago at 6:01 amI haven’t seen a TFFAFTFTCM since the Helsinki games of 1912, and I think we all know how that turned out.
12 years ago at 8:06 amI bet you were one of Sandusky’s slam pieces back in the day and you thoroughly enjoyed the experience.
12 years ago at 9:18 amI bet you were the one who submitted that Sandusky TFM
12 years ago at 10:11 am^I agree
12 years ago at 11:48 am^^Well clearly. This post is my irrefutable argument concerning why it should have been on the front page rather than Fail Friday
12 years ago at 1:07 pmI KNOW! So TFM! Cause I mean, he had sex with little boys and all, that sounds exactly like he’s TFTC!
12 years ago at 4:54 pm^^^^^ MCCOYY!!!!!
12 years ago at 5:09 pmIf you’re ever on fail friday, you’re probably on the wrong site. Rather than trying to defend your post, kindly fuck off.
12 years ago at 7:36 pm^TFM is serious business bro
12 years ago at 8:27 pmIn the rush GDI picture is that pauly d, the second in from the right?
12 years ago at 3:57 amNo I did try fighting him at the bar at happy hour tho, got a big mouth
12 years ago at 5:54 amthey have GDI poorly spray painted on their house..
12 years ago at 10:02 amThat fat kid is worse. But watching him play softball was the single funniest thing I’ve watched.
12 years ago at 11:19 amThat fat kid is the worst….he should take a knife and shave off layers of fat. It’s a win-win…either he gets skinny or dies in the process.
And the females have been banged seven ways to sunday. hideous.
12 years ago at 4:57 pmHot pussy purrs. Just saying
12 years ago at 4:31 amKinda like this.
12 years ago at 10:26 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1UMb9f7GBA&feature=related
Wait, what’s the comeback?..
12 years ago at 4:33 am^ Learn to spell correctly. The cum-back* is my signature move where when I’m about to blow my load, I spin her around and cum on her back.
12 years ago at 4:52 am^ Cool Story, Chief.
12 years ago at 8:43 am^ Speaking of stories where the FUCK is SECgreek!!!!!!
12 years ago at 9:45 am^This
12 years ago at 10:12 amStill having trouble taking the TKE video seriously. I’m sure their Nationals just started filing paperwork to close that chapter.
12 years ago at 1:30 pm^^^
12 years ago at 4:27 pmYeah, because TKE is really on top of things when it comes to closing bad chapters…
12 years ago at 2:53 am^Hahaha, this.
12 years ago at 11:58 pmStill not early enough, Intern.
12 years ago at 4:57 amIntern, good job getting Fail Friday out so early, but haven’t you posted that same Kate Upton video already? Reusing content, TFTC
12 years ago at 5:49 amI don’t beleive it was on a Fail Friday, but rather on a News Collumn earlier this week. Personally, I don’t mind watching it again.
12 years ago at 6:39 amYeah, I knew it wasn’t on Fail Friday but that I’ve seen it before on this site. Either way I concur with your latter statement.
12 years ago at 6:58 amThat rush GDI’s pic is at my school, according to OPS I attempted to burn it down after they wrote letters in chalk
12 years ago at 5:51 amBetter than at my school. We apparently have a “track fraternity”, TBZ (Track boys). TFailM.
12 years ago at 7:49 amI hope they practice on train tracks.
12 years ago at 7:56 amWe have a band “fraternity” called Phi Boota Roota they wear backwards letters.
12 years ago at 8:55 am^ how the hell did that get sanctioned?
12 years ago at 10:00 amThose GDI girls make me wanna pee in their butt. Because I couldn’t get hard cuz they are so ugly.
12 years ago at 11:26 amTell me more, Bro, tell me more.
12 years ago at 11:31 amWhere can I rush GDI?
12 years ago at 1:34 pmThere’s a fake fraternity at IU called the gamma gamma gam gam’s. Comprised of community college students, they are a force to be laughed at.
12 years ago at 2:09 pmHot pussy. I believe the sound of hot pussy is kind of like…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-YZqH0vX_o&feature=related
12 years ago at 6:08 am^
12 years ago at 6:35 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUnWIs88CQ
12 years ago at 6:59 am^ on repeat.
12 years ago at 1:33 pmHot pussy sounds almost like a simmering dinner – caramelizing onions, maybe?
12 years ago at 10:40 pmWhat was the Where..happens video about? I don’t get it
12 years ago at 6:32 am“Part of the end crowd”. I no longer want to be greek anymore
12 years ago at 6:56 amWell if you were getting in, it was one of the groups that says shit like that.
12 years ago at 8:18 am