FAIL FRIDAY: The Price Is Wrong
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Went to the boat show. Saw a boat I liked. Set down with the finance guy and he asked me if I was worried about payments on 15 years on the $400,000. I simply said no. Then handed him my debit card and said run it I’ll take it today. It went threw. TFM.
–Texas
You have the IQ of a small, mentally handicapped lizard.
No being able to see. TFTS (Too Frat To See).
-California
Too Stevie Wonder To Care.
Sitting on your hand then jerking off so it feels like a stranger is jerking you off. TFM. Sitting on your penis then jerking off so it feels like you’re jerking a stranger off. TFTC.
-Devry University
I had to put the school on this one, it was too funny.
Getting off my dad’s private jet to the sound of hot pussy. TFM.
-California
I would like everyone to take a shot at describing the sound of hot pussy in the comments section.
Buying a car based on how good the key is for bumps. TFM.
–Florida
In my experience, the Volkswagen Bug has the best key for coke.
I don’t give a fuck! I’ll be “that” guy. TFM.
–Arizona
Be “that” guy who stops submitting TFMs.
Went through a 12-pack this weekend. Of condoms. TFM.
–Illinois
No, no, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did, right?
My username must have made the Intern mad, none of my material ever gets published. TFuckTheInternM.
–Virginia
His username is “FuckTheIntern” but that has nothing to do with him not getting published. He just sucks.
Jerry Sandusky having sex with someone other than his wife while she is home. TFM.
–California
This is technically a frat move, is it not?
I don’t know what smells worse, my Sperrys or my slam’s yeast infection stains on her panties. TFM.
–Minnesota
That’s it. Move along. Nothing to see here.
That move gets this balding-ginger combo all the ladies.
Pull up your fucking shorts, Bieber.
What better place is there to make memories as a chapter than McDonald’s?
Never mind, there’s Taco Bell.
Actual caption submitted: “Blowing a huge load that spells our letters on my friend after fucking a super hot chick while he was passed out next to us. TFM.”
The price is wrong, bitch.
I’d like to thank this goober for getting his letters in the background.
I guess that one guy’s boner was holding his jeans up.
Stereotypes are for kids in high school. They are men:
Rewind to the 1:03 mark and stare at the kid that says “intelligent.” Being featured in this video has to be the lowest point in a career filled with low points for Ja Rule.
Where Douching Happens:
If everything above convinced you there is no God, let this video restore your faith:
If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE.
BOOM my price is right pic got on
12 years ago at 7:13 amThe end of that first video made me think of this
12 years ago at 7:19 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-ddYhXAZc
God those kappa sigs were goobers.
12 years ago at 7:49 am“I’m an Eagle Scout” “I’m not just black.”
12 years ago at 7:50 amhahaha “I’m not just black”
12 years ago at 9:14 am“I’m not just black”
12 years ago at 10:21 am– Sorry Toby, but that is in fact all you are.
^ Haha fuckin’ this
12 years ago at 1:08 pm^^This
12 years ago at 4:30 pm^also my favorite part
12 years ago at 10:44 pmI’d just like to give special mention once again to Kate Upton’s phenomenal rack.
12 years ago at 8:29 amwhy did you post the pg-13 kate upton video? edited nips? fuck that. heres the version for those of us who can handle seeing nips w/o busting our load in our pants.
12 years ago at 8:53 amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QM-HrbgDb4
So i watched it and came
12 years ago at 10:37 amfuck devry and fuck every single idiot who gets duped by their shitty predatory recruitment
12 years ago at 9:25 am^ sounds like you were one of those idiots
12 years ago at 10:09 amlooking at the views on that kappa sigma video and the date it was posted on youtube, one of the kids in that house must have actually submitted it to this website hahaha
12 years ago at 9:49 amThat’s how this website works jackass
12 years ago at 9:56 amor you could submit someone else’s shit with the intention of it making fail friday. Also the kid reading the beginning part of the video sounds like a lesbian.
12 years ago at 10:18 amNow we’re the fuck is Kate upton.
12 years ago at 9:51 am^ God Dammit
12 years ago at 9:57 am“Now we are the fuck is Kate Upton”…you sir, are a moron
12 years ago at 11:12 amAre the fuck we Kate upton?
12 years ago at 11:58 amI’ll stop this childish game before it starts. We are grown men, gentleman. Lets not degraide ourselves into such dumb behavior.
12 years ago at 12:00 pm^Fuck you.
12 years ago at 12:54 amI’m taking my lap, can I tie my shoe laces first. Auto correct got me here.
12 years ago at 3:36 pmHow do I get Terry’s job?
12 years ago at 9:53 am