FAIL FRIDAY: The Price Is Wrong
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Went to the boat show. Saw a boat I liked. Set down with the finance guy and he asked me if I was worried about payments on 15 years on the $400,000. I simply said no. Then handed him my debit card and said run it I’ll take it today. It went threw. TFM.
–Texas
You have the IQ of a small, mentally handicapped lizard.
No being able to see. TFTS (Too Frat To See).
-California
Too Stevie Wonder To Care.
Sitting on your hand then jerking off so it feels like a stranger is jerking you off. TFM. Sitting on your penis then jerking off so it feels like you’re jerking a stranger off. TFTC.
-Devry University
I had to put the school on this one, it was too funny.
Getting off my dad’s private jet to the sound of hot pussy. TFM.
-California
I would like everyone to take a shot at describing the sound of hot pussy in the comments section.
Buying a car based on how good the key is for bumps. TFM.
–Florida
In my experience, the Volkswagen Bug has the best key for coke.
I don’t give a fuck! I’ll be “that” guy. TFM.
–Arizona
Be “that” guy who stops submitting TFMs.
Went through a 12-pack this weekend. Of condoms. TFM.
–Illinois
No, no, no you didn’t. But you can imagine what it’d be like if you did, right?
My username must have made the Intern mad, none of my material ever gets published. TFuckTheInternM.
–Virginia
His username is “FuckTheIntern” but that has nothing to do with him not getting published. He just sucks.
Jerry Sandusky having sex with someone other than his wife while she is home. TFM.
–California
This is technically a frat move, is it not?
I don’t know what smells worse, my Sperrys or my slam’s yeast infection stains on her panties. TFM.
–Minnesota
That’s it. Move along. Nothing to see here.
That move gets this balding-ginger combo all the ladies.
Pull up your fucking shorts, Bieber.
What better place is there to make memories as a chapter than McDonald’s?
Never mind, there’s Taco Bell.
Actual caption submitted: “Blowing a huge load that spells our letters on my friend after fucking a super hot chick while he was passed out next to us. TFM.”
The price is wrong, bitch.
I’d like to thank this goober for getting his letters in the background.
I guess that one guy’s boner was holding his jeans up.
Stereotypes are for kids in high school. They are men:
Rewind to the 1:03 mark and stare at the kid that says “intelligent.” Being featured in this video has to be the lowest point in a career filled with low points for Ja Rule.
Where Douching Happens:
If everything above convinced you there is no God, let this video restore your faith:
If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE.
That’s very brave of Kappa Sigma to have an entirely homosexual chapter. Accepting people for who they are and not what they enjoy putting in their anus RFM.
12 years ago at 12:36 pmHaha this ^. I couldn’t even make it all the way through that video it was so fucking terrible.
12 years ago at 2:09 pmLook what I found, its a video of Kate Upton completely nude http://meatspin.com/
12 years ago at 1:01 pmTake a shot for every 30 spins
12 years ago at 3:55 pmI’ve had 8 shots so far..
12 years ago at 8:49 pmThe taco bell picture is actually hilariously awesome. zero fucks
12 years ago at 1:30 pmThat one Kappa Sigma looks like he’s cross-eyed. The guy at 0:55, throughout the whole video he appears cross-eyed.
12 years ago at 2:16 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFIIzS2OumM
Sara Underwood
12 years ago at 2:42 pmI would give my left nut for the opportunity to stuff her meat curtains. The things I’d do to her would put Dorn’s sexual stalker to shame.
12 years ago at 6:47 pmAgreed.
12 years ago at 8:50 pmThey should just make a Kate Upton section on this website
12 years ago at 4:32 pmha, I thought the guy on the taco bell counter was pretty funny.
12 years ago at 8:38 pmThe many talents of Kate Upton:
12 years ago at 9:10 pm1. Tit
2. Tit
Complete disgrace to the entire Kappa Sigma organization. They do realize they’re representing their letters piss poorly right?
12 years ago at 11:13 pmWay to go, Kent State Kappa Sigs
12 years ago at 10:42 amif you go to school with this geed fucks, haze them hard for me please
12 years ago at 1:08 pmSecond Kent State chapter to make fail Friday this month.
12 years ago at 11:07 amwho is the other
12 years ago at 12:59 pm