FAIL FRIDAY: The Turn Up Isn’t Real
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Making out with a girl and getting sick from it, yet not regretting it at all. TFM.
Look at this guy, living life in the fast lane. Even James Bond thinks he’s out of control.
Advice for soon to be college freshman? So I’m a soon to be college freshman at University of San Diego. In high school I wasn’t a party animal, but it seems like USD is kinda a party school. Any advice about freshman year in respect to parties and the like?
Kindly give this turd advice in the comments section.
Occasionally I like to have sex with this geed’s grandmother. You could say I “ghost ride the hip.” TFM.
Old people need love too.
Upgrading your side chick to your main only because you found out she works at Polo. TFM.
Damn bruh you’re gonna be flossing so hard in all that Polo swag.
Tea-bagging your bro’s mouth at the gym when he passes out from dead-lifting too much weight to remind him that it’s STILL HIS MOTHAFUCKIN’ SET, BITCH. TFM.
Total Tuco Salamanca Move.
Tucking in your shirt for any and all occasions, no matter how casual. TFM.
Tuck it right into your whitey tighties, you fucking nerd.
Cookouts with the bros, bad bitches in bikinis, Ja Rule on the speakers. TFM.
If you can’t turn up to “What’s Luv?” then you can’t turn up at all.
That moment when you are about to take a bite out of food and you notice your hands smell like vagina. TFM.
Wash your hands, you disgusting son of a bitch.
This nigga Harry Potter whoopin’ this nigga Voldemort’s ass. TFM. #PotterheadWeekend #HermoineButtPee
I’m sorry, what?
Ron’s no soul havin’ ginger ass peeing in Hermoine’s nice hole havin’ tinder ass. TFM. #WingardiumLeviOhStopPeeingInMyButtRon
We have officially reached a new level of weird.
When it comes to posting Fail Friday, The Intern is slower than Dorn in a 2nd grade math class
10 years ago at 12:55 pmHow old are you? Dorn hasn’t been aloud in a 2nd grade math class since ’98.
10 years ago at 12:58 pmI’m sure he hasn’t been quiet in one either.
10 years ago at 1:07 pmallowed*
10 years ago at 1:08 pmYou win some, you lose some.
10 years ago at 1:29 pmSo, you’re only 24?
10 years ago at 2:02 pmSwing and a miss. You might not be allowed to post for a while…
10 years ago at 1:08 pmHoly shit, learn English. It’s, “allowed.”
10 years ago at 1:15 pmA little earlier than you have been posting recently, but we still hope you die of AIDs Intern.
10 years ago at 12:56 pmAbout time, Intern, you piece of hammered dog shit.
10 years ago at 12:56 pmSuck all of the dicks.
10 years ago at 12:58 pmIsn’t that how you got your job?
10 years ago at 1:00 pmSpanky: Makin’ it rain.
10 years ago at 12:58 pmKid’s got an arm
His Pre-K list of heroes include: Johnny Manziel, Jordan Belfort, and Dan Bilzerian
10 years ago at 10:12 pmSeriously, intern? You get the coding wrong AND can’t even finish spelling tramp stamp? I’m fucking disappointed.
10 years ago at 12:58 pmI know you spelled tramp stamp wrong, glad you edited it to cover your own ass.
10 years ago at 1:00 pmProve it.
10 years ago at 1:04 pmDON’T TALK BACK YOU INTERN SCUM!!
10 years ago at 2:07 pm
10 years ago at 3:43 pmI could deinetely get behind the #HermoineButtPee
10 years ago at 1:02 pm
10 years ago at 1:14 pmHOLY 0__0
10 years ago at 3:27 pmNext stop, urination station.
10 years ago at 3:41 pm
10 years ago at 4:24 pmGod bless yoga pants
10 years ago at 6:54 pmI could get behind Emma Watson anytime
10 years ago at 10:56 pmFuck you intern. Why do you make me have to postpone my afternoon chicken choking session for this pile of shit? Sit on a jackhammer butt burglar
10 years ago at 1:02 pmTake five buddy.
10 years ago at 1:18 pmI bet that second picture actually happened with Dorn and the Intern.
10 years ago at 1:02 pmPissing your pants into the shape of a dick might just be a TFM.
10 years ago at 1:03 pmThe selfie pic may be 5 minutes early of a TFM
10 years ago at 1:10 pmLooks like a middle finger to me
10 years ago at 1:10 pmWhy is this getting lapped? I thought this was America
10 years ago at 1:25 pmIt is America. Where we have the freedom to tell you to take as many laps as we damn well please.
10 years ago at 2:53 pmYou were a shitty president. Barry O does a better job than you
10 years ago at 3:52 pmwoah
10 years ago at 4:04 pmNo
10 years ago at 5:17 pmJust keep digging.
10 years ago at 7:17 pmNOBODY could ever be a better president than Teddy fuckin Roosevelt. Teddy fuckin Roosevelt knocks it outa the fuckin park! So you better watch your mouth you little haze-happy pothead fuck and if I ever hear any of this liberal Obama-loving trash again you’ll be blackballed so fast you can’t apply for unemployment.
10 years ago at 7:19 pmLet’s just simmer down to a boil, my boy.
10 years ago at 8:02 pmJust throwing out the Reagan Bush combo of 84′ as a better president than Roosevelt and I don’t really think FrattyCouples has that authority to blackball, but whatever helps you get through the fact that you are probably unemployed
10 years ago at 9:47 pmTry less
10 years ago at 12:34 amTry hard?
10 years ago at 12:47 amOh and you better get running.
10 years ago at 7:22 pmFalse.
10 years ago at 8:34 pmCrawl into that hole you came from and never speak again, you commie bastard.
10 years ago at 4:07 amyour name is 420 haze it. fuck you. and obama’s garbage.
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