FAIL FRIDAY: The Turn Up Isn’t Real
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Making out with a girl and getting sick from it, yet not regretting it at all. TFM.
Look at this guy, living life in the fast lane. Even James Bond thinks he’s out of control.
Advice for soon to be college freshman? So I’m a soon to be college freshman at University of San Diego. In high school I wasn’t a party animal, but it seems like USD is kinda a party school. Any advice about freshman year in respect to parties and the like?
Kindly give this turd advice in the comments section.
Occasionally I like to have sex with this geed’s grandmother. You could say I “ghost ride the hip.” TFM.
Old people need love too.
Upgrading your side chick to your main only because you found out she works at Polo. TFM.
Damn bruh you’re gonna be flossing so hard in all that Polo swag.
Tea-bagging your bro’s mouth at the gym when he passes out from dead-lifting too much weight to remind him that it’s STILL HIS MOTHAFUCKIN’ SET, BITCH. TFM.
Total Tuco Salamanca Move.
Tucking in your shirt for any and all occasions, no matter how casual. TFM.
Tuck it right into your whitey tighties, you fucking nerd.
Cookouts with the bros, bad bitches in bikinis, Ja Rule on the speakers. TFM.
If you can’t turn up to “What’s Luv?” then you can’t turn up at all.
That moment when you are about to take a bite out of food and you notice your hands smell like vagina. TFM.
Wash your hands, you disgusting son of a bitch.
This nigga Harry Potter whoopin’ this nigga Voldemort’s ass. TFM. #PotterheadWeekend #HermoineButtPee
I’m sorry, what?
Ron’s no soul havin’ ginger ass peeing in Hermoine’s nice hole havin’ tinder ass. TFM. #WingardiumLeviOhStopPeeingInMyButtRon
We have officially reached a new level of weird.
With all the potential “man down” captions this week offered I’m sincerely surprised you showed restraint Intern. You’re still a twat but I’ll give recognition where it’s due.
10 years ago at 1:04 pmYour approval could not mean less. Kindly die.
10 years ago at 1:05 pmHow is your TFM user an “Exec” rank? Im confused and subconsciously stabbing mad about this.
10 years ago at 1:52 pmYou must be new here
10 years ago at 2:21 pmSo hateful. So delicious.
10 years ago at 7:50 pmDrugs, bitches, and money. And fucking cargo shorts.
10 years ago at 1:07 pmIve never been more disturbed watching someone tie a bowtie until now
10 years ago at 1:10 pmWhen I see these goobers, I assume they’re the people who read TFM and follow it like their Bible.
10 years ago at 1:10 pmGetting her to lick your pee shaped frenis. TFM.
10 years ago at 1:11 pmSomething about those guys in the sixth picture just makes me want to beat them with a hammer.
10 years ago at 1:11 pmI thought you did a fine job TFM Intern. I know 80% of the users couldn’t do as well of a job as you did. Nice work. Keep it up!
10 years ago at 1:12 pmWell shit. Back to rushee i go.
10 years ago at 1:37 pmWow look at all this goobers fail! None of this is frat intern, can’t believe you think these are real TFMs
10 years ago at 1:12 pmThat’s kinda why they’re on “fail Friday,” nice try though.
10 years ago at 2:14 amSo many questions left unanswered in the condom selfie.
10 years ago at 1:12 pmUSD is the opposite of a party school
10 years ago at 1:16 pmmy understanding was that christian schools not in texas didn’t draw for the social scene. but you have the beach, brah.
10 years ago at 4:15 pm