FAIL FRIDAY: The Turn Up Isn’t Real
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Making out with a girl and getting sick from it, yet not regretting it at all. TFM.
Look at this guy, living life in the fast lane. Even James Bond thinks he’s out of control.
Advice for soon to be college freshman? So I’m a soon to be college freshman at University of San Diego. In high school I wasn’t a party animal, but it seems like USD is kinda a party school. Any advice about freshman year in respect to parties and the like?
Kindly give this turd advice in the comments section.
Occasionally I like to have sex with this geed’s grandmother. You could say I “ghost ride the hip.” TFM.
Old people need love too.
Upgrading your side chick to your main only because you found out she works at Polo. TFM.
Damn bruh you’re gonna be flossing so hard in all that Polo swag.
Tea-bagging your bro’s mouth at the gym when he passes out from dead-lifting too much weight to remind him that it’s STILL HIS MOTHAFUCKIN’ SET, BITCH. TFM.
Total Tuco Salamanca Move.
Tucking in your shirt for any and all occasions, no matter how casual. TFM.
Tuck it right into your whitey tighties, you fucking nerd.
Cookouts with the bros, bad bitches in bikinis, Ja Rule on the speakers. TFM.
If you can’t turn up to “What’s Luv?” then you can’t turn up at all.
That moment when you are about to take a bite out of food and you notice your hands smell like vagina. TFM.
Wash your hands, you disgusting son of a bitch.
This nigga Harry Potter whoopin’ this nigga Voldemort’s ass. TFM. #PotterheadWeekend #HermoineButtPee
I’m sorry, what?
Ron’s no soul havin’ ginger ass peeing in Hermoine’s nice hole havin’ tinder ass. TFM. #WingardiumLeviOhStopPeeingInMyButtRon
We have officially reached a new level of weird.
That dog/wolf thing made me look like the dick pee pants guy. Thanks Intern.
10 years ago at 1:16 pmAdvice for the freshman: Join a fraternity
10 years ago at 1:17 pmBROTHER?! How did they get my BB gun picture?? Also why is it on fail friday? Mom said it was one of the better pictures she has of me. I’m confused.
10 years ago at 1:18 pmNever stop
10 years ago at 2:13 pmThat second video is a perfect example of natural selection at it’s finest
10 years ago at 1:19 pm“Ron’s no soul havin’ ginger ass peeing in Hermoine’s nice hole havin’ tinder ass. TFM. #WingardiumLeviOhStopPeeingInMyButtRon”….Somebody finally topped the PA_Guy
10 years ago at 1:23 pmNever.
10 years ago at 3:46 pmMotion to blackball the intern?
10 years ago at 1:25 pmYou’re just striking out at every opportunity today, huh Igor?
10 years ago at 2:19 pmExcept for last night with your mom, ace
10 years ago at 5:49 pmThe GDIness of this comment doesn’t even do it justice.
10 years ago at 1:56 pmAsking advice in the Submission section? Someone needs to teach this guy that it is NOT ok to be a freshman.
10 years ago at 1:25 pm#HermoineButtPee
10 years ago at 1:25 pmAdvice for that freshman: On the first day of rush impress the brothers by asking about “parties and the like.” As an anonymous guy on the internet, I give you my word that it will work.
10 years ago at 1:41 pmAnd make sure you wear cargo shorts. Gotta have somewhere to hold all those bid cards you’re inevitably going to receive!
10 years ago at 2:48 pmAnd make sure you roll up to your interview on your gnarliest long board. And don’t forget your Vans and your Obama 2012 shirt. Instant bid.
10 years ago at 3:33 pmTalk about how cool the internet is, how class sucks, and throw in a couple swear words too while you’re at it. You’ll get a bid for sure.
10 years ago at 8:55 amThanks Nathan:)
10 years ago at 4:55 pmDorn enjoys using his Tuggie while perusing the local middle school playgrounds
10 years ago at 2:00 pm