FAIL FRIDAY: The Turn Up Isn’t Real
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Making out with a girl and getting sick from it, yet not regretting it at all. TFM.

Look at this guy, living life in the fast lane. Even James Bond thinks he’s out of control.

Advice for soon to be college freshman? So I’m a soon to be college freshman at University of San Diego. In high school I wasn’t a party animal, but it seems like USD is kinda a party school. Any advice about freshman year in respect to parties and the like?

Kindly give this turd advice in the comments section.

Occasionally I like to have sex with this geed’s grandmother. You could say I “ghost ride the hip.” TFM.

Old people need love too.

Upgrading your side chick to your main only because you found out she works at Polo. TFM.

Damn bruh you’re gonna be flossing so hard in all that Polo swag.

Tea-bagging your bro’s mouth at the gym when he passes out from dead-lifting too much weight to remind him that it’s STILL HIS MOTHAFUCKIN’ SET, BITCH. TFM.

Total Tuco Salamanca Move.

Tucking in your shirt for any and all occasions, no matter how casual. TFM.

Tuck it right into your whitey tighties, you fucking nerd.

Cookouts with the bros, bad bitches in bikinis, Ja Rule on the speakers. TFM.

If you can’t turn up to “What’s Luv?” then you can’t turn up at all.

That moment when you are about to take a bite out of food and you notice your hands smell like vagina. TFM.

Wash your hands, you disgusting son of a bitch.

This nigga Harry Potter whoopin’ this nigga Voldemort’s ass. TFM. #PotterheadWeekend #HermoineButtPee

I’m sorry, what?

Ron’s no soul havin’ ginger ass peeing in Hermoine’s nice hole havin’ tinder ass. TFM. #WingardiumLeviOhStopPeeingInMyButtRon

We have officially reached a new level of weird.

"Wanna shoot my BB gun with me?" *farts, burps*
“Wanna shoot my BB gun with me?” *farts, burps*
Making brotherhood super cute. TFM.
Making brotherhood super cute. TFM.
Just shave it all off, man. That is terrible.
Just shave it all off, man. That is terrible.
The most terrifying fratstache ever.
The most terrifying fratstache ever.
WTF?
WTF?
Matching miniature frat hounds. TFM.
Matching miniature frat hounds. TFM.
This guy is the Monet of pants-pissing.
This guy is the Monet of pants-pissing.
The turn up is real.
How did it come to this?.
Drugs, bitches money. TFM.
Drugs, bitches & money. TFM.
"Richard, hold me! Don't run away from your feelings!"
“Richard, hold me! Don’t run away from your feelings!”
Getting your letters custom made with a pattern of your own face on them. TFM.
Getting your letters custom made with a pattern of your own head on them. TFM.
Aggressively and totally inappropriately dry humping a passed out stranger in a similar weight class as your fat self on the beach. TFM.
Aggressively and totally inappropriately dry humping a passed out stranger in a similar weight class as your fat self on the beach. TFM.
No idea. I literally have no fucking idea what's happening here.
No idea. I literally have no fucking idea what’s happening here.
Unbelievably bad ratios. TFM.
Unbelievably bad ratios. TFM.
Not a clue. Are they dressed as bamboo? Coo coo cachoo.
Not a clue. Are they dressed as bamboo? Coo coo cachoo.
Pikachu tram stamp. TFM.
Pikachu tramp stamp. TFM.
Condom selfie. TFM.
Condom selfie. TFM.
This kid's life is totally out of control.
This kid’s life is totally out of control.
At least he's got toilet paper.
At least he’s got toilet paper.
Looks like formal went well.
Looks like formal went well.

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  2. LoveandRespect 1865

    Word cannot express how much I want to clock that ass clown in the face for sucking dry ice through a straw.

    10 years ago at 2:04 pm
  4. GATA_Eagles

    He treats it like weed and doesn’t inhale it? What the fuck does that mean?

    10 years ago at 2:21 pm
  5. Fratalee Holloway

    “I’m treating it like weed. I am not inhaling it like a fucking cigarette. I am keeping it in my mouth then blowing it out.” I wish he would inhale a bullet.

    10 years ago at 2:24 pm
  8. Presidente

    Intern: Do you know what a 12 GA pump looks like?

    Finger inside the trigger guard is reason enough for Fail Friday…

    10 years ago at 2:46 pm
  9. AlrightAlrightAlrightt

    I don’t know about all of you, but I’d kill for another Dan Frockington story right about now.

    10 years ago at 3:02 pm
  10. TotallyIncoherent

    To the kid who asked about USD, you clearly don’t understand this site. If you have a question, either ask jeeves or write in to your newspaper. Also, I actually go to USD, and those beach party videos are not the norm. They happen about twice a semester. If you join a greek organization in the spring, the social scene will pick up, but being a freshman AND a guy (I assume..?), it’s gonna be hard to get in most places unless you know upperclassmen.

    TL;DR, taper your expectations a lot and if you hate partying, don’t join a fraternity.

    10 years ago at 4:22 pm