FAIL FRIDAY: The Turn Up Isn’t Real
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Making out with a girl and getting sick from it, yet not regretting it at all. TFM.
Look at this guy, living life in the fast lane. Even James Bond thinks he’s out of control.
Advice for soon to be college freshman? So I’m a soon to be college freshman at University of San Diego. In high school I wasn’t a party animal, but it seems like USD is kinda a party school. Any advice about freshman year in respect to parties and the like?
Kindly give this turd advice in the comments section.
Occasionally I like to have sex with this geed’s grandmother. You could say I “ghost ride the hip.” TFM.
Old people need love too.
Upgrading your side chick to your main only because you found out she works at Polo. TFM.
Damn bruh you’re gonna be flossing so hard in all that Polo swag.
Tea-bagging your bro’s mouth at the gym when he passes out from dead-lifting too much weight to remind him that it’s STILL HIS MOTHAFUCKIN’ SET, BITCH. TFM.
Total Tuco Salamanca Move.
Tucking in your shirt for any and all occasions, no matter how casual. TFM.
Tuck it right into your whitey tighties, you fucking nerd.
Cookouts with the bros, bad bitches in bikinis, Ja Rule on the speakers. TFM.
If you can’t turn up to “What’s Luv?” then you can’t turn up at all.
That moment when you are about to take a bite out of food and you notice your hands smell like vagina. TFM.
Wash your hands, you disgusting son of a bitch.
This nigga Harry Potter whoopin’ this nigga Voldemort’s ass. TFM. #PotterheadWeekend #HermoineButtPee
I’m sorry, what?
Ron’s no soul havin’ ginger ass peeing in Hermoine’s nice hole havin’ tinder ass. TFM. #WingardiumLeviOhStopPeeingInMyButtRon
We have officially reached a new level of weird.
Yo Turd:
10 years ago at 7:16 pmDon’t use too many words when you speak. It’s ineffective, not friendly. Be respectful, never rude, unless it’s really funny and the person is your friend. Remember, if you have an annoying tone of voice, the longer you talk, the more people hate you. Have the balls to approach a really attractive girl and speak to her while you look her in the eye. Be respectful and funny. If you can’t do that, maybe parties aren’t for you. Don’t go too hard with alcohol and you can never smoke weed. Girls count it as a strike. Carry yourself high without being annoying unless you’re cool enough to get away with being annoying. Cool means respectful and interesting. Now fuck off and never talk to me again. Don’t even say thank you. You’re welcome.
Basically what you’re saying is shit everyone already knows. Don’t go too hard with alcohol? Who the fuck even are you?
10 years ago at 11:02 pmObviously the turd doesn’t already know these things and the point was to be mildly condescending so fuck off
10 years ago at 11:42 amDid you just have a stroke?
10 years ago at 12:43 pmIf by Tuco, you mean Sniper from Training Day, then yes….total Tuco move. Nice lazy reference, fucking intern hack.
10 years ago at 7:49 pmHere. Because Raymond Cruz should be celebrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLHtxRzu6KQ
10 years ago at 7:56 pmThis week has been frightening.
Except for #HermioneButtPee.
That was an unexpected treat.
10 years ago at 8:03 pmSidebar: The “Condom Selfie”……classier than bacon wrapped scallops. Somewhere a father needs an ignoring father needs a handshake.
“There’s some kind of seasoning on here. I think its sprinkled.”
10 years ago at 8:12 pmJust noticed the atrocious grammar. Laps well deserved.
God bless you hateful sons of bitches.
10 years ago at 1:41 amDrugs, bitches, money, and cargo shorts.
10 years ago at 9:02 pmThe man have a Cartoon tattoo, too cute.
10 years ago at 11:02 amDrunk Tats always are the best
10 years ago at 1:04 pm#HermoineButtPee
10 years ago at 6:57 pmLooks like SAE’s new policy is paying off big time.
10 years ago at 10:32 pm