FAIL FRIDAY: The Worst Of The Worst
9 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Using your toilet time to emotionally decompress by sobbing uncontrollably. TFM.

What better time to let the tears flow then when you’re letting some doody go?

Hiring a prostitute to verbally haze you while you masturbate. TFM.

Whatever gets you off.

Having to keep your Sperrys on during sex because if you take them off the smell will cause your slam to flee. TFM.

How thoughtful of you.

Being genuinely proud of how often you wet the bed, because it shows how hard you rage. TFM.

That’s something you should keep to yourself and be ashamed of.

I can’t stop taking things that don’t belong to me. TFM.

Uh…okay.

Taking a couple hits of acid and spooning with your dog for 12 hours while watching The Flintstones. TFM.

Surely there are better ways to spend your time.

I know a lot of this site is pretenders bragging about shit they don’t actually do but I absolutely crush pussy. TFM.

Good for you. Great.

Weed hasn’t been legalized in my state, but I still smoke it every day. TFM.

Ohhh shit rebel bad boy over here.

I got hella kids running around in different states and shit. TFM.

Pay your child support, you deadbeat clown.

Having a fuck playlist made up entirely of Dave Matthews Band. TFM.

You’re embarrassing yourself.

GET THE OFFICIAL SHIRT OF FAIL FRIDAY

Weirdos on bikes.
Weirdos on bikes.
Try to look creepier. You cant do it.
Try to look creepier. You can’t do it.
At least one of them is winning.
At least one of them is winning.
Good job, good effort.
Good job, good effort.
Disgracing the flag. NF.
Disgracing the flag. NF.
Star Trek letters? Come on.
Star Trek letters? Come on.
Hard AF in a pumpkin patch.
Hard AF in a pumpkin patch.
For the love of all that is good and decent.
For the love of all that is good and decent.
Now thats a party.
Now that’s a party.
Looks like the night was a great success.
Looks like the night was a great success.
The fuck?
The fuck?
Creeper coming in on the left.
Creeper coming in on the left.
Man down.
Man down.
That is a lot of gut spewage.
That’s a lot of gut spewage.
Youre better than this. Or at least you should be.
You’re better than this. Or at least you should be.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Shame. Shame. Shame.

This week we checked out the Yeti Campus Stories app and found some extra gems. Be sure to check out Yeti if you don’t already have it. This week’s fail photos and videos we found on Yeti are below.

Got heeeeem.
Got heeeeem.
DUDE WHAT
DUDE WHAT
Everyone needs a place to rest their head.
Everyone needs a place to rest their head.
One of the worst tattoos of all-time, hands down.
One of the worst tattoos of all-time, hands down.

Connr Gilboy, King of Queens

The Brotel Presents: Downtown

Selena Gomez Featuring Zach?

Chaser

Double Chaser

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She’ll take your life, then your shirt…

  2. Pussy_Liquor

    Fuck you intern! Putting this shit up while half the country is still drinking.

    9 years ago at 5:06 am
  3. ThePhiTour

    This is a good start. Now all you guys have to do is not post a TSM article on the wall. Don’t fuck this up.

    9 years ago at 5:18 am
  4. ThatBrit

    The Intern is so stupid he doesn’t know the difference between ‘then’ and ‘than’. Please haze and bully him for this.

    9 years ago at 5:21 am
  7. Mward2002

    Let me make sure I get this right: we can’t see Rush boobs because it’s offensive, but we can see a photo of a dude who is freshly missing a finger?

    9 years ago at 5:36 am
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        So +1 for him. That only puts him at -999,999. Come on dickhead, you can still win us back.

        9 years ago at 10:13 am
  11. EQK

    I want to know the story behind the missing finger. I just hope it’s the intern’s hand.

    9 years ago at 6:20 am