FAIL FRIDAY: The Worst Of The Worst
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Using your toilet time to emotionally decompress by sobbing uncontrollably. TFM.
What better time to let the tears flow then when you’re letting some doody go?
Hiring a prostitute to verbally haze you while you masturbate. TFM.
Whatever gets you off.
Having to keep your Sperrys on during sex because if you take them off the smell will cause your slam to flee. TFM.
How thoughtful of you.
Being genuinely proud of how often you wet the bed, because it shows how hard you rage. TFM.
That’s something you should keep to yourself and be ashamed of.
I can’t stop taking things that don’t belong to me. TFM.
Uh…okay.
Taking a couple hits of acid and spooning with your dog for 12 hours while watching The Flintstones. TFM.
Surely there are better ways to spend your time.
I know a lot of this site is pretenders bragging about shit they don’t actually do but I absolutely crush pussy. TFM.
Good for you. Great.
Weed hasn’t been legalized in my state, but I still smoke it every day. TFM.
Ohhh shit rebel bad boy over here.
I got hella kids running around in different states and shit. TFM.
Pay your child support, you deadbeat clown.
Having a fuck playlist made up entirely of Dave Matthews Band. TFM.
You’re embarrassing yourself.
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This week we checked out the Yeti Campus Stories app and found some extra gems. Be sure to check out Yeti if you don’t already have it. This week’s fail photos and videos we found on Yeti are below.




Connr Gilboy, King of Queens
The Brotel Presents: Downtown
Selena Gomez Featuring Zach?
Chaser
Double Chaser
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She’ll take your life, then your shirt…
Taking things that don’t belong to you
10 years ago at 2:38 pmVFM
Glad to see you’re finally including the TFM original videos on Fail Friday.
10 years ago at 3:17 pmThe brothers of pike can’t wait to lace up their shoes to take a lap?
10 years ago at 3:18 pmI would gladly kick your ass in a lap on the old sporting grounds
10 years ago at 12:37 amIntern, you can’t past the first fucking submission without making a mistake, so now you’re late, AND a moron. I would tell you to chug bleach but there’s no doubt you can’t get past the child-proof cap, so have your mother do it when I’m done fucking her, god damn it.
10 years ago at 3:58 pmCalm the fuck down
10 years ago at 9:10 amI like this guy
10 years ago at 2:44 pm“Girl Gets Butthole Tattoo” is worth a watch.
10 years ago at 4:17 pmpike coming in hot this week.
10 years ago at 5:46 pmOur school’s bottom house calls their house ‘The Brotel’. What a coincidence.
10 years ago at 6:40 pmGut spewage guy might be dead
10 years ago at 6:54 pmDamn I’ve really gotta stop hitting the hardcore porn so hard…doesn’t matter how hot the girls in the chasers are, unless they’re going to get be getting completely naked and having sex in some fucked up ways the videos do nothing for me
10 years ago at 9:40 pmTrue story
10 years ago at 2:41 pmBiggest fail to creep in picture #2. Guilty of negligence in not effectuating threesome with chicks behind him, despite defense of impossibility.
10 years ago at 11:33 pm