FAIL FRIDAY: The Wrong Crowd
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Making pledges jerk each other off because you’re insecure with your sexuality. TFM.

There’s nothing frattier than making pledges do sex things to each other.

I feel like my life is literally a party. TFM.

I feel like your face is literally about to feel my fist.

Power pointing in a family portrait. TFM.

If you were my son, I would flay you.

Masturbating on the clock so your boss pays you to cum. TFM.

Whacking it at work, that’s how you stick it to the man.

Putting croakies on your 3D glasses when you go to the movies. TFM.

I want to sit behind you in the theater and use those croakies to choke you.

Inspecting the pledges’ penises to ensure you still have the biggest frock in the chapter. TFM.

Well there’s only one way to be sure, and this is it.

At a big family function, GDI boyfriend of one of my family members says, “Typical frat guy with your colored shorts and Sperrys.” My response: “Hey those are nice cargo shorts, bet they can hold everything but a conversation with a lady.” My whole family now rips on his cargo shorts. TFM.

Thank you for taking the time to share this incredible, life-changing story with us.

Saw a flat-chested girl walking by a plastic surgery office. Yelled out, “Throw some Ds on that bitch!” TFM.

I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you this, but you’re the most clever son of a bitch in the entire world.

Going on a date with one of your mother’s 65-year-old widow sorority sisters. TFM.

That’s kinda weird, man.

So I was totally fratting out the other day with my Frerrys (Frat Sperrys) and my Frubbies (Frat Chubbies) when all of a sudden some slut grabbed me bye the freiner (frat weiner). I said, “Whoa there, Slutface McGee! Only the fros (frat bros) can hold this 10-inch piece of magical meat. TFM.

I’ve got nothing. Let’s just move on to the pictures.

Man down.
Man down.
That mustache makes women melt.
That mustache makes women melt.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Pathetic on so many levels.
Pathetic on so many levels.
Brothership + love = frat
Brothership + love = frat
Because they needed a photo to commemorate the time they hit the gas station in jorts.
Because they needed a photo to commemorate the time they hit the gas station in jorts.
That's some romantic shit right there.
That’s some romantic shit right there.
Nipple.
Nipple.
Got heeeeeem.
Got heeeeeem.
Tressel fell in with the wrong crowd.
Tressel fell in with the wrong crowd.
Castro? Is that you?
Castro? Is that you?
Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha
TOP HAU5 indeed.
TOP HAU5 indeed.
Franana Frat Banana.
Franana (Frat Banana).
Every single person that gets a frat tat regrets it.
Every single person that gets a frat tat regrets it.
His foot is stuck up there.
His foot is stuck up there.
Taking a "Before" pic to track your progress. TFM.
Taking a “Before” pic to track your progress. TFM.
Come on, guys. You're better than this.
Possibly the whitest photo of all-time.
0-100 real quick.
0-100 real quick.
Fill that bag.
Fill that bag.
You got some on your pants, bud.
You got some on your pants, bud.

Western Michigan University Chubbies Ambassador

Chaser

    1. HouseChef_TFM

      Either my website didn’t load correctly or that sly son of a bitch edited one in; either way, you can never have too many chasers.

      10 years ago at 11:59 am
      4. Turdferguson54

        “Blind sack of turds” is about as clever as saying through some D’s on that bitch when walking by a plastic surgery clinic.

        10 years ago at 3:42 pm
      1. Frater Uncle Sam

        I edit stuff to fix my errors when people already comment about it too, oh wait..i can’t

        10 years ago at 12:21 pm
    3. Strange Tamer

      Even though Dorn can’t go within 100 yards of a Chuck E Cheese he still wouldn’t pay fuckface intern with his hard earned tokens.

      10 years ago at 12:39 pm
  10. ChiPhiGST

    I keep staring at the first picture trying to figure out where the fuck his head went

    10 years ago at 12:08 pm
  11. grandfrat

    Your witty one liners were especially gay af today, Intern. So congrats on failing at life.

    10 years ago at 12:08 pm