FAIL FRIDAY: There’s Pooh Everywhere
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Waiting until your little sister loses a tooth, and then dressing up as the tooth fairy and leaving a bag of shit under her pillow. TFM.
–Mississippi

What a sweet sibling you are.

Slam told me I get a blowjob everyday for a week if I make the TFM wall. Help me out here whoever is running this site. I’ll let you fuck her. TFM.
–Missouri

Pitiful, desperate, pathetic: words that describe you.

Never flushing. Ever. Poop and piss just overflows and the pledges clean it up. TFM.
–Texas

Another example of when hazing strategies go terribly wrong.

If he lives past the age of 4, my son is gonna be a frat star. TFM.
–Colorado

If he lives past 4? Is he going to pledge in kindergarten?

My dog is an alcoholick, and I’ve got a jar of peanut butter. TFM.
–Illinois

Not sure where you were going with this, but I’ll assume it involves your scrotum.

Answering a call from your girlfriend when you’re inside another woman and then making disturbing sex noises unashamedly. TFM.
–Washington

She’s very lucky to have you as a boyfriend.

Finding that special girl that likes the burn of dip spit as an anal lubricant. TFM.
–Nebraska

Mother of God…

Total “frat move” equals gay. Total fraternity man move equals being an actual gentleman who loves his brothers and is respected by everyone and treats ladies right…slam or not. TFM.
–Arkansas

Go fuck yourself.

A girl told me I was a gentleman and a scholar. I told her she was a fucking dungeon troll and to get back to the kitchen. TFM.
–Florida

Looks like she was wrong about you.

Cops showed up at the house for a noise complaint. They ended up being male strippers and raging with us. TFM.
–New York

Raging with male strippers dressed as cops because it’s rude to deprive others of a party. Total Fraternity Man Move.


This little piggy went to market way too many times.


For the rest of his life this knob will be taking his ass out three times a day to show this fucking tattoo.


I don’t know what it is about this picture but I can’t stop laughing.


It appears she peed the bed, then moved to the floor, and shit the floor. It’s possible that she puked off camera to complete the “full body explosion.”


More Pooh.

This is what a “fraternity” led “wobble” in the quad looks like:

It took two videos to fully explain how terribly wrong this went, and the second one is worse:

    4. ConserFRATive89

      There’s a special place in hell for you George. Somewhere around Jerry Sandusky and people who talk in movie theaters.

      13 years ago at 11:16 pm
    12. The Frat of Texas

      I didn’t think I could laugh at so many “swing and a miss” boy was I wrong.

      13 years ago at 6:08 pm
    14. five_fratpples

      I didn’t think I could laugh at so many “swing and a miss” boy was I wrong.

      13 years ago at 11:03 pm
  5. Broceephus

    I saw that the girl pissed the bed and I laughed because she can’t hold her liquor. Then I scrolled down a little bit more and threw up

    13 years ago at 3:08 pm
    2. jjgib1066

      I wanna know who the fuck thought that was anything other than disgusting, Did he fuck the shit/piss out of her? Who cleaned it up? I wouldn’t even make a pledge clean that up, and why are her pants off, there is too much to be answered here.

      13 years ago at 3:18 pm
    11. OneEightAL

      I wonder if she has connections to Shit Feet from a few weeks ago? “Sometimes you party hard and shit gets out of hand”

      13 years ago at 11:04 pm
    12. Change is NF

      I wonder how he woke her up and what was said after she realized what happened. I’d leave cleaning supplies and book the rest of the day out of the room

      13 years ago at 1:16 am