FAIL FRIDAY: There’s Pooh Everywhere
Ten real submissions, five photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Waiting until your little sister loses a tooth, and then dressing up as the tooth fairy and leaving a bag of shit under her pillow. TFM.
–Mississippi
What a sweet sibling you are.
Slam told me I get a blowjob everyday for a week if I make the TFM wall. Help me out here whoever is running this site. I’ll let you fuck her. TFM.
–Missouri
Pitiful, desperate, pathetic: words that describe you.
Never flushing. Ever. Poop and piss just overflows and the pledges clean it up. TFM.
–Texas
Another example of when hazing strategies go terribly wrong.
If he lives past the age of 4, my son is gonna be a frat star. TFM.
–Colorado
If he lives past 4? Is he going to pledge in kindergarten?
My dog is an alcoholick, and I’ve got a jar of peanut butter. TFM.
–Illinois
Not sure where you were going with this, but I’ll assume it involves your scrotum.
Answering a call from your girlfriend when you’re inside another woman and then making disturbing sex noises unashamedly. TFM.
–Washington
She’s very lucky to have you as a boyfriend.
Finding that special girl that likes the burn of dip spit as an anal lubricant. TFM.
–Nebraska
Mother of God…
Total “frat move” equals gay. Total fraternity man move equals being an actual gentleman who loves his brothers and is respected by everyone and treats ladies right…slam or not. TFM.
–Arkansas
Go fuck yourself.
A girl told me I was a gentleman and a scholar. I told her she was a fucking dungeon troll and to get back to the kitchen. TFM.
–Florida
Looks like she was wrong about you.
Cops showed up at the house for a noise complaint. They ended up being male strippers and raging with us. TFM.
–New York
Raging with male strippers dressed as cops because it’s rude to deprive others of a party. Total Fraternity Man Move.
This little piggy went to market way too many times.
For the rest of his life this knob will be taking his ass out three times a day to show this fucking tattoo.
I don’t know what it is about this picture but I can’t stop laughing.
It appears she peed the bed, then moved to the floor, and shit the floor. It’s possible that she puked off camera to complete the “full body explosion.”
More Pooh.
This is what a “fraternity” led “wobble” in the quad looks like:
It took two videos to fully explain how terribly wrong this went, and the second one is worse:
Fucking hilarious week.
13 years ago at 3:34 pm“texas state, all we do is wobble?” Maybe you should try getting an education…
13 years ago at 3:48 pmAgreed!
13 years ago at 9:53 pmAlmost broke my neck when I reacted to that shit stain.
13 years ago at 3:57 pmSigma Chi will be damned if they let Pike or Sig Ep control Fail Fridays.
13 years ago at 3:59 pmThat’s Balanced Man, not Sig Ep…easy mistake bro..
13 years ago at 11:25 amYES finally a week without anyone making fun of Phi Tau. Rage on brothers.
13 years ago at 4:04 pmshut up phi tard
13 years ago at 4:27 pmThe fact that you’re celebrating not making fail friday for once shows what a shitty embarrassment of a fraternity that you joined.
13 years ago at 4:32 pmits a step in the right direction.
13 years ago at 5:07 pm^And then you realized you’re a Phi Tau.
13 years ago at 8:21 pmthe fuck is phi tau. all i care about is the lexington triad
13 years ago at 12:35 am^this guy gets it
13 years ago at 5:42 amSigma Chi had done pretty well at staying off FF in the past. Now this is what, 3 out of the last 4?
13 years ago at 4:06 pmDid you know that sigma chi rhymes with GDI? I have reason to believe this is more than a coincidence.
13 years ago at 4:09 pmYeah man, you’re right. There’s no way a fraternity that’s certainly older and larger than yours could ever be fratty. They must all be like the guy in the picture. 300,000 geeds and counting, since 1855.
Fucking tryhard.
13 years ago at 6:20 pmNo fraternity is consistently good throughout the nation. There will be shitty chapters. Get over it.
13 years ago at 2:23 amHow bout NO…ya crazy dutch bastard. Ladies and gentlemen…Scottie don’t
13 years ago at 9:34 amDo I need to start dumping pictures of the Sigma Chis here off of Facebook?
13 years ago at 6:40 pmThose people in the 2nd video look like they go to a community college.
13 years ago at 4:09 pmThey do
13 years ago at 9:53 pmThat picture makes me want to avoid butts for about a week…that was disturbing
13 years ago at 4:11 pmHas anyone noticed the lack of KAs on fail Friday? I think the site founders are too insecure to post anything negative about themselves. Fucking pussies.
13 years ago at 4:17 pmKA has been up there a couple times. either way, blatant hypocrisy for your benefit, TFM.
13 years ago at 12:07 am^this guy… well played sir, that should be posted as a TFM
13 years ago at 11:29 amFraternities like Pike have twice the chapters and (coincidentally) at least twice the crappy chapters.
13 years ago at 6:41 pmReal shit show this week
13 years ago at 4:22 pm^What you did there, I see it.
13 years ago at 5:43 am