FAIL FRIDAY: Tickets to the Gun Show are Sold Out
Ten real submissions, four photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Some GDI actually said he had a gun in his car last night, so I flexed my bicep saying I have natural guns ass hole. TFM.
-Texas
I wish he would’ve shot you.
Woke up one morning when i was a pledge on my big brothers couch. He was yelling apparently a scorpion crawled in his pants when he put them on it bit him on the DICK!!!. He is forever know as the scorpion king. That night went he to the bar and brought a slampiece home. FAF.
-Michigan
Scorpions don’t bite, they sting with their tail.
Naming my son Brody only so I can call him Bro. TFM.
-Alabama
Cool story Bro and Bro Jr.
My frat bro is a waiter at Colton’s and he hooked me up with a free steak. Having friends in high places. TFM.
-Florida
Sounds like you’re really well connected.
Walking through campus during Freshmen welcome week with a shirt saying “Thousands of my potential children will die on your daughter’s face tonight”. TFM.
-California
If I saw you wearing that shirt I would kick your ass.
My dad rapes the help all the time. When he’s done he tells them that if they tell anyone he’ll report them and get them deported. TFM.
-California
I’m legally obligated to report this.
Some GDI asked if I was on a sports team, and i told them yeah. Team blackout. TFM.
-Indiana
Literally any other answer would’ve been less gay.
Slamming your step sister because she is not blood related. TFM.
-Washington
Maybe y’all can double date with your parents.
Slam passed out during drunk sex, you bet I still finished! TFM.
-Texas
Sounds like you really rocked her world.
Killing a handle of Rebel Yell and going home with a slampiece only to find that you can’t get hard. Then saying the only reason you can’t get up is because you weren’t finished raging with your bros that night and then going back out. TFTC (Too Flaccid To Care).
-Georgia
Go get hard with your bros and try again.
Frat Life tat that even West Coast Jimmy wouldn’t approve of.
Fedora, cargos, and a bottom tier pose. FaF.
The balanced men know how to balance their brothers.
Grizzly’s biggest fan.
Cornell really gets down on something called “Slope Day?”
Oh, I see all the really bad posts were already on the regular wall this week.
13 years ago at 12:00 pmActually wait, I saw the warning on that Grizzly tat and I retract my statement.
13 years ago at 12:02 pmMost of those posts were obvious jokes. I laughed, the shitty ones are the ones that denote cock size by driveway size.
13 years ago at 12:06 pmThinking of funny shit and trying to get on fail friday is a TFM.
13 years ago at 4:13 pmYeah, if it’s a purposeful joke then it’s not really a “fail”.
13 years ago at 7:11 pmgrizz tat went to my high school. he’s a pike, no surprises there
13 years ago at 9:55 pmHey who is this ^? I went to Q0 as well.
13 years ago at 1:46 pm…….
13 years ago at 12:02 pm^dots,TFM.
13 years ago at 1:36 pmcouldn’t have said it better myself.
13 years ago at 1:58 pmI wish we could read what the Grizzly tattoo actually says, because it looks like it it mentioning something about killing Abe Lincoln. That could totally make up for that stupid thing.
13 years ago at 12:03 pm“Warning: Smokeless tobacco shot Abraham Lincoln.”
13 years ago at 12:19 pmSo what it’s saying is that the massive lip Booth packed before calling a special-vote on Lincoln gave him the cahoonas to get it done?
13 years ago at 1:04 pmI unfortunately went to high school with him.
13 years ago at 2:06 pmIf that weren’t a tattoo, that would actually be pretty damn funny. And I think what it means is that, somehow, smokeless tobacco itself actually and literally shot Lincoln.
13 years ago at 4:14 pmthis^
13 years ago at 7:33 pmPic #2 made my gay-dar go off. Must be the weekly PIKE pic?
13 years ago at 12:05 pmPic #1 for that matter, too..geez louise.
13 years ago at 12:05 pmtrying way too hard^
13 years ago at 12:12 pmUm…no. I was just commenting.
13 years ago at 12:20 pm^Still trying. Kill your self.
13 years ago at 12:36 pm*yourself
13 years ago at 1:21 pmDont get mad at him, Pike took the picture.
13 years ago at 1:59 pmWhatevs. Sorry I’m not sorry that I beat you to calling Pike “gay” this week.
And besides, if I kill myself, who will clean up the mess it makes in the kitchen?
13 years ago at 2:37 pmwhoa there gentleman, take it easy. the woman was just adding her 2-cents on the extreme “bros”. leave her be. at that note, may i have a sandwich pwease?
13 years ago at 3:28 pmRose and white you sound like a 15 year old idiot. And frattest fuck you, noone gets away with saying pwease on here. Fuck.
13 years ago at 3:49 pmbros a phi delta at UNLV go figure.
13 years ago at 4:48 pmnelson, gotta ask like a gent even if they’re a slam. fuck off and beat it to your pike bros in the hot tub. looks like they could fit one more. fuck.
13 years ago at 6:10 pmWell there is something to be said about a gentleman who is kind to strangers; Thank you for defending me, Frattest. Will that be white or wheat?
13 years ago at 8:04 pmthefrattestofthemall pwwwwwease never comment on anything ever again. reading your ‘Internet’
13 years ago at 11:01 amflirting’ was more painful then looking at those gay pictures.
“the frattest of the mall”, go back to hanging out at your local abercrombie. Fucking mallrat
13 years ago at 11:34 amyour welcome darling. raised in texas, come down south. and to the rest of the haters. pwease get a fuckin life. if your gonna bust a blood vessel over something over the internet, then get off the fuckin computer. try going out and having a beer with your friends or brothers if you even have any. done with these jokes
13 years ago at 1:52 pm“oh yeah must be the weekly pike picture” get a life you fuck faggot, you all go to gay ass fucking schools with no greek life so shut the fuck up. you all are clearly tke’s, sigma nus, or fucking betas…find the closest intersection and walk directly into oncoming traffic.
13 years ago at 12:29 amMy frat bro is a waiter at Colton’s and he hooked me up with a free steak. Having friends in high places. TFM.
-Florida
Sounds like you’re really well connected.
I’d Say he’s Medium Well connected
13 years ago at 12:05 pmWell done, snuggles.
13 years ago at 12:12 pmThis guy.
13 years ago at 12:16 pmClever, but it’s still as gay as your name.
13 years ago at 1:30 pmMedium well. NF. Medium rare. TFM.
13 years ago at 2:18 pmwell done, smoked with mesquite. FAF
13 years ago at 3:29 pm^ Didn’t know they gave frat test in the mall…good to know.
13 years ago at 3:37 pm^this guy
13 years ago at 5:26 pm^its at the kiosk in the front
13 years ago at 6:11 pm@Sewanee: an aristocrat! ysr
13 years ago at 7:42 pmYes, I see what you did there…
13 years ago at 10:05 pmSo I guess the Chilis guy works at Colton’s now?
13 years ago at 9:36 amI like my women how I like my steak. Medium, rare, and bloody.
13 years ago at 12:30 pm^offensively hilarious.
13 years ago at 1:09 pmNo, I don’t. I’ve been busy transferring to another location. They closed mine for a better location.
13 years ago at 3:49 pmI say “wipe it’s ass and send it on out.”
13 years ago at 12:51 am“Scorpions don’t bite, they sting with their tail.” Haha, yes.
13 years ago at 12:05 pmthey also travel in pairs… correct?
13 years ago at 9:08 pm…and travel single file to hide their numbers…
13 years ago at 8:36 am…and they are frightened easily, but will return in greater numbers….
13 years ago at 1:12 pmWords can’t describe how awesome that video was.
13 years ago at 12:06 pmgay*
13 years ago at 12:12 pmSimple typo. The letters are right next to each other.
13 years ago at 1:32 pmBrad s, your obviously a GDI.
13 years ago at 2:00 pmThe video is by an accapella group made up of mostly GDIs (note the cargo shorts etc.)
13 years ago at 3:02 pmHere is an actual Cornell Fraternity Fail:
http://www.ivygateblog.com/2011/01/cornells-chi-psi-fraternity-enjoys-its-keystone-with-a-tinge-of-ass/
the only thing that would make the video good is if The “Nard Dog” was in it
13 years ago at 5:22 pmGrill Master is right, absolute fail
13 years ago at 5:35 pmI counted about 10 virgins in that video. How many can you count?
13 years ago at 5:52 pmFrattasigmabro – learn how to spell and learn how to understand sarcasm “bro.”
13 years ago at 7:01 pmyeah, well it wasnt as bad as the original.
13 years ago at 8:28 pmThey must carry lots of cargo
13 years ago at 10:47 pmacapella*
13 years ago at 1:34 pmSigEp strikes again
13 years ago at 12:06 pmShow me where the pic shows this.
13 years ago at 12:23 pmThe intense graphic tees and abercrombie shirt are a dead giveaway.
13 years ago at 12:25 pmHow about the big Balanced Man logo in the background douche.
13 years ago at 1:20 pmPurple shirt guy’s face says it all
13 years ago at 2:14 pmdont make fun of these guys. its just how they had to prove they were truly sigep material and belonged in the sorority.
13 years ago at 2:33 pmoh did I type sorority? oh well, I stand by it. fits well
13 years ago at 2:34 pm^ you shouldn’t have to point out jokes.
13 years ago at 5:55 pmMy exact thooughts on the first post.
13 years ago at 12:08 pmI thought the rape one was hilarious.
13 years ago at 12:10 pmHands down the funniest thing I’ve read all week
13 years ago at 2:25 pm^must be pikes
13 years ago at 7:18 pm^….
13 years ago at 7:45 pmrape is hilarious
13 years ago at 10:04 pmIt’s not rape, it’s “surprise sex.” And women love surprises.
13 years ago at 2:12 pm