FAIL FRIDAY: To Be Or Not To Be
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Asking her if she is a chicken cemetery, because you are looking for somewhere to bury your cock. TFM.
If that one works on her, you should probably wear a condom.
Banging your pledge’s sister because she looks sorta like him. TFM.
You have serious psychological issues.
Making a fake sorority girl Tinder account to catfish all your bros. TFM.
I bet you’re extremely popular amongst your peers.
Sneaking into your crush’s house when nobody is home to do research and find out what she’s into. TFM.
Don’t do that, man. Please.
Pretending to fall asleep during sex then abruptly waking up and shouting, “JUST KIDDING!” TFM.
I bet that got her so wet.
Frat stars don’t lose sleep over the opinions of non-Greek. TFM.
Kindly show yourself out.
Wearing cargo shorts… JK. Cargos are not frat! TFM.
Thanks for stopping by and sharing that with all of us.
Sending your crush pictures of her showering and sleeping that you took with you’re new telescopic night vision camera lens. TFM.
TFM does not promote the stalking and or inappropriate photographing of any persons.
Taking a break from a PG-13 drama to burn a heater. TFM.
When you need a smoke, you need a smoke.
Only answering the first 69 questions out of 100 on your final exam so your professor knows what’s up. TFM.
Not sure the subtlety of that message is worth failing the class.
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Good job, intern. Now post another Fail Friday in twelve hours so you can make up for that one you still owe us.
10 years ago at 3:37 amIt owes us two, not just one.
10 years ago at 6:04 amIt does owe us two. Some of us will never forget.
10 years ago at 6:08 am“It”, great grammar you fucking moron. Take a lap all the way back to HS. Everyone on this site is retarded
10 years ago at 6:54 pmYou are a stupid motherfucker
10 years ago at 1:39 pmKeep complaining yo you’re so cool
10 years ago at 6:54 pmJust in time for my witching hour dump.
10 years ago at 3:39 amWoah, I just got back from The Force Awakens and had to shit. Great timing intern. But go fuck yourself.
10 years ago at 3:45 amHow was it, you goober?
10 years ago at 8:58 amNERD
10 years ago at 9:20 amLap me all you want you bastards, you all know Star Wars is lit
10 years ago at 11:44 amThis is the motivation I needed before I go to P.T. for the the last time till after Christmas leave. Good job Intern.
10 years ago at 4:21 am
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10 years ago at 10:36 amWoah either I’m way too drunk or the intern actually did something funny for once
10 years ago at 4:31 amThe five AM post is to catch us still hammered so we think he’s funny. I’m sure of it. Or I combined my meds poorly with my booze and now I’m paranoid and making up conspiracy theories.
10 years ago at 4:44 amyou’re too drunk
10 years ago at 4:44 amFuck you intern I was just about to go to sleep, now those gay reindeer are going to give me nightmares and probably give Dorn wet dreams
10 years ago at 4:42 amThose reindeer need to be euthanized
10 years ago at 4:48 am“The money sign is dead, fellas.” The day after posting an article about manziel and the money sign making a comeback. Nonsensical inconsistency, TtfmM.
10 years ago at 5:06 amYou clicked on both posts. Nonsensical consistency.
10 years ago at 5:27 amMy mind can’t wrap around who the fuck thought the reindeer picture was a good idea, is it gay anorexic 16 year olds auditioning for a fetish site?
10 years ago at 5:09 amNah, just Nebraska SAE.
10 years ago at 11:40 amSamantha Hoopes could make BYU fun.
10 years ago at 5:34 amscrew the Cosmo the cougar. intern better not repost old articles for the rest of the month.
10 years ago at 9:01 am