FAIL FRIDAY: To Be Or Not To Be
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Asking her if she is a chicken cemetery, because you are looking for somewhere to bury your cock. TFM.
If that one works on her, you should probably wear a condom.
Banging your pledge’s sister because she looks sorta like him. TFM.
You have serious psychological issues.
Making a fake sorority girl Tinder account to catfish all your bros. TFM.
I bet you’re extremely popular amongst your peers.
Sneaking into your crush’s house when nobody is home to do research and find out what she’s into. TFM.
Don’t do that, man. Please.
Pretending to fall asleep during sex then abruptly waking up and shouting, “JUST KIDDING!” TFM.
I bet that got her so wet.
Frat stars don’t lose sleep over the opinions of non-Greek. TFM.
Kindly show yourself out.
Wearing cargo shorts… JK. Cargos are not frat! TFM.
Thanks for stopping by and sharing that with all of us.
Sending your crush pictures of her showering and sleeping that you took with you’re new telescopic night vision camera lens. TFM.
TFM does not promote the stalking and or inappropriate photographing of any persons.
Taking a break from a PG-13 drama to burn a heater. TFM.
When you need a smoke, you need a smoke.
Only answering the first 69 questions out of 100 on your final exam so your professor knows what’s up. TFM.
Not sure the subtlety of that message is worth failing the class.
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10 years ago at 6:00 amNot quite sure that guy’s girlfriend should
10 years ago at 6:08 ambe the judge of how “fratty” someone looks in the first place.
I read that as how “fatty” he looks
10 years ago at 7:43 amWords are hard sometimes
10 years ago at 11:34 amEven you are better than this. Fuck you, Intern
10 years ago at 6:10 amWhere the fuck is keg atron? I heard he’s got some shit to reveal today.
10 years ago at 6:50 ammaybe all of those comments were his final troll
10 years ago at 7:35 amHe’s probably in his first period class.
10 years ago at 8:03 amI’d hate to be the cleaning crew for a “first period” class.
10 years ago at 8:15 am“I am a highschool frat star” Well done, sir. Someone grab this man a refreshment.
10 years ago at 11:50 amPlot Twist: Back In My Days is keg atron.
10 years ago at 10:43 amThere are a lot of things that I am, like misogynistic, alcoholic and narcissistic..but keg atron is not one of them.
10 years ago at 8:45 pmSorry hoss. Was just finishing my last Highschool midterm exam of my life. Will drop identity now.
10 years ago at 11:32 amWaiting…..
10 years ago at 6:08 pmFail Friday at 4 in the morning what the actual fuck is wrong with you intern
10 years ago at 7:16 amHoly back hair.
10 years ago at 7:17 amRe-using old fail Friday’s. NF.
10 years ago at 7:22 amI feel like you won’t be hired on once your internship is over.
10 years ago at 8:15 amIntern, I’m taking an E-coli laced Chipotle dump in your freezer. Think twice before you reach for that rocky road.
10 years ago at 8:28 amThanks for ruining ice cream for me…
10 years ago at 10:24 amWhy does tfm keep promoting the same shitty exec board video week after week. Either make a new exec video or find some other stupid shit to promote.
10 years ago at 8:39 am