FAIL FRIDAY: To Be Or Not To Be
10 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Asking her if she is a chicken cemetery, because you are looking for somewhere to bury your cock. TFM.

If that one works on her, you should probably wear a condom.

Banging your pledge’s sister because she looks sorta like him. TFM.

You have serious psychological issues.

Making a fake sorority girl Tinder account to catfish all your bros. TFM.

I bet you’re extremely popular amongst your peers.

Sneaking into your crush’s house when nobody is home to do research and find out what she’s into. TFM.

Don’t do that, man. Please.

Pretending to fall asleep during sex then abruptly waking up and shouting, “JUST KIDDING!” TFM.

I bet that got her so wet.

Frat stars don’t lose sleep over the opinions of non-Greek. TFM.

Kindly show yourself out.

Wearing cargo shorts… JK. Cargos are not frat! TFM.

Thanks for stopping by and sharing that with all of us.

Sending your crush pictures of her showering and sleeping that you took with you’re new telescopic night vision camera lens. TFM.

TFM does not promote the stalking and or inappropriate photographing of any persons.

Taking a break from a PG-13 drama to burn a heater. TFM.

When you need a smoke, you need a smoke.

Only answering the first 69 questions out of 100 on your final exam so your professor knows what’s up. TFM.

Not sure the subtlety of that message is worth failing the class.

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Got a nice shorts and socks with sandals combo going.
Got a nice shorts and socks with sandals combo going.
Man down.
Man down.
Mother of God...
Mother of God…
The ol "pretend to suck a friends cock" pose.
The classic “pretend to suck a friend’s cock” pose.
Its the hard knock life, for him.
It’s the hard knock life, for him.
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You're ruining Christmas.
You’re ruining Christmas.
Band of Goobers.
Band of Goobers.
The Manziel money sign is dead, fellas.
The Manziel money sign is dead, fellas.
Gotta show off those gains.
Gotta show off those gains.
SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR.
SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR.
What. A. Badass.
What. A. Badass.
Grant Van Gorder is probably porking your sister.
Grant Van Gorder is probably porking your sister.
The Christmas spirit is a beautiful thing.
The Christmas spirit is a beautiful thing.
Facial expression tells me hes a really fun-loving, easy-going guy.
Facial expression tells me he’s a really fun-loving, easy-going guy.
And their weak ass Christmas tree is shorter than they are.
And their weak ass Christmas tree is shorter than they are.
Some ugly Christmas sweater parties end badly.
Some ugly Christmas sweater parties end badly.
The holidays bring out the best in us all.
The holidays bring out the best in us all.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
He does look super fratty.
He does look super fratty.

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  3. GreatLakesFratMove

    I’m only commenting because I want you to understand how much I hate your fucking ad system on the mobile app. It’s horseshit that I get asked every time if I want to download some stupid Fucking app and have to click the Yes or No. Which for a lot of fucking frat boys understanding the term yes or no can is fuzzy at best. Get your shit together. No other news outlet app has as gay fucking ads as you fuckers.

    10 years ago at 9:50 am
    2. TheWhiteFlame

      That 2nd period US History class you were stuck in when you made this comment must be a real bummer

      10 years ago at 11:00 am
  4. John F. KenneDeeznuts

    “Frat stars don’t lose sleep over the opinions of non-Greek. TFM.” Hmmm I wonder who wrote this one….

    10 years ago at 10:30 am
  5. Pledge Perpetrator

    More than 50% of those SAE in the video had names that signified that they just crossed the border.

    10 years ago at 10:42 am
  7. PC Ohio State

    Something tells me Grant Van Gorder is the same asshole wearing socks with his sandals.

    10 years ago at 10:49 am
  10. keg__atron69

    My journey through Tfm has been a memorable one, and I have learned many lessons during my time here; cargo shorts are for Geeds, Pikes are douchebags, and Dorn touches little boys. I came here but a young pledge, wide-eyed like many of you all looked the first day your parents dropped you off at college. After having undergone much hazing on this site, I now leave here an Active. You have taught me the values of Vineyard Vines, croakies, the Troops, and what it means to be a man. It is with my retirement that I announce my true identity. Gentlemen, I am a highschool frat star, and I am Polo__Mane. Thanks for the ride boys, cheers.

    10 years ago at 11:41 am
    3. Alphamale Jackhammer

      Doesn’t matter which fucking account you use. Doesn’t change the fact your mom should have swallowed you.

      10 years ago at 11:57 am