FAIL FRIDAY: To Fart Is Frat
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When you’re having dinner at her parents’ and she says, “Daddy, will you pass the mashed potatoes?” making sure you reach for them at the same time as her father. TFM.

Well played, sir. Show her old man who’s daddy.

Pre-gaming for our brotherhood event of lazer tag. TFM.

Drunk laser tag sounds absolutely terrible.

Telling geeds you eat people like them for breakfast even though you clearly wake up too late to eat breakfast. TFM.

Cannibalism is next level frat.

Every time my frock grows an inch, the frat throws a huge party for me. Last weekend was our 28th party of the semester. TFM.

Are you implying that your penis has grown 28 inches THIS SEMESTER? Soon you’ll be able to play jumprope with that thing.

Smelling like butt, but still pulling ass. TFM.

Smelling like fart is frat.

I can dress like a total frat star and yet dress like a careless geed, none the less, I’m still wearing Ralph Lauren’s fall collection.

Ohhh look everyone, this guy’s wearing Ralph Lauren’s fucking fall collection.

Not winning homecoming king, but partying like you won it anyways. TFM.

HAHAHAHA what a loser.

Yelling, “Get this guy some heroin!” after a brother accomplishes something not very difficult. TFM.

Well that escalated quickly.

(.)(.) #TFM

I appreciate you putting a lot of thought into this submission.

Popped up out my momma’s pussy and yelled, “WHERE THE KEG AT, BITCHES?!” TFM.

Shut it down. Shut it all down.

Pretty much a perfect evening if you ask me.
Pretty much a perfect evening if you ask me.
Everyone knows you can't double down on letters, try hard.
Everyone knows you can’t double down on letters, try hard.
Some things deserve beds, others don't.
Some things deserve beds, others don’t.
Oh for the love of.
Oh for the love of.
Yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes, maybe.
Yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes, maybe.
Nice of someone to get him a pillow and pink blankey.
Nice of someone to get him a pillow and pink blankey.
Got the bicep in there. Well done.
Got the bicep in there. Well done.
Pooh down.
Pooh down.
Twerking for the ladies. TFM.
Twerking for the ladies. TFM.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Goobers.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Goobers.
Athletic as fuck.
Athletic as fuck.
Cant be afraid to show off the midriff.
Can’t be afraid to show off the midriff.
Goobers just goobin around.
Goobers just goobin’ around.
Halloween happened.
Halloween happened.
Seems unnecessary.
Seems unnecessary.
That's a shame.
That’s a shame.
Look what you did you little jerk.
Look what you did you little jerk.
Just slide that finger right up in there.
Just slide that finger right up in there.
Comfy.
Comfy.
Ripped the toilet seat off and errythang.
Ripped the toilet seat off and errythang.

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  3. fratkickass

    Intern, you must just sit around all day giggling to yourself because your thumb is up your ass and the sick fuck that you are thinks this shit is hilarious and that’s why this is so late. then you get real butt hurt when everyone hates it. Fuck off

    11 years ago at 5:30 pm
    1. Oral Hershiser

      Yeah, not sure what the downside is. I guess maybe we’ve got a lot of serious drunk paintballers who think laser tag is the poor man’s version?

      11 years ago at 6:34 pm
  8. BroMontana270

    I honestly enjoy reading the comments that shit on the intern more than the actual columns itself. Good work this week fellas, you’ve really outdone yourselves. Also intern, from one man to another, I hope you get Lou Gehrig’s disease you putrescence mass of walking vomit.

    11 years ago at 7:45 pm