FAIL FRIDAY: Too Soon
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Jerry Sandusky turning tight ends into wide recievers. TFM.
–Texas

It’s not even too soon. It’s just wrong.

Using the fact that 11/11/11 won’t come for another millennium to blackout. TFM.
–Arkansas

Another millennium? Really you dumb fuck?

Going down on girls because you like the taste, not because you want to pleasure them. TFM.
–Illinois

Serial killer alert.

Getting blacked out with brothers and getting Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, Southern Point, and Southern Marsh tattoos. TFM.
–Louisiana

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

After I jizzed on her head I took my thumb and wiped it away and called her SIMBA. TFM.
–Nevada

You just ruined a classic piece of my childhood.

In the past 12 months our risk manager has broken both arms in a drunken gator accident, been arrested twice, gotten a DUI, broken his shoulder in a late night wrestling match at the house, and last night he got hit by a car leaving the bar. Risk Manager. TFM.
–Anonymous

Sounds like he sucks dick at his job.

Masterbated in the girl’s bathroom at the library and splooged all over the toilet seat. TFTC.
–Missouri

I’m fairly certain there are laws against this type of behavior.

Slam sucking off the Adderall dealer at 2:00am in exchange for my product. TFM.
–Indiana

You’ve got problems, buddy. Real problems.

Letting my personal pledge use my sky miles just so I can haze him while I’m at home. TFM.
–Texas

This is getting weird.

Giving a girl a Cleveland Steamer then literally fucking the shit out of her tits. TFTC.
–Ohio

Let the record show this is not a TFM.


He was the first person in line to buy Modern Warfare 3 at Wal-Mart.


Our lifestyles aren’t comparable in any way.


I don’t know what’s going on here. Your guess is as good as mine.


He hearts his big.


That’s it…I’m done here.

It’s painful, but worth sitting through to know you’ll never be this guy:

    1. nubro

      I know Pike is awful everywhere, but I’m starting to think these pictures must be staged by GDIs who find this site, pick up on the general theme that Pike sucks, and then go their parties (they’re readily invited of course), and then take these pictures to amuse us.

      13 years ago at 9:38 pm
    2. TheFratFace1868

      ^^ Thank you for that insightful and productive thought. I can only hope all the gentlemen of your fraternity are as well versed and cultured as yourself. If not, I fear it is only a matter of time before natural selection goes to work and rids the fraternity world of you and your useless brothers.

      13 years ago at 10:54 pm
    5. 0leMissFratStar

      Haha Fraternal_Reb you’re clearly jealous because you know pike shits on whatever fraternity you’re in at ole miss…most likely creepy phi psi. Get a life you fucking losers.

      13 years ago at 11:22 am
    1. Phi_Alpha_1856

      Agreed, what the fuck took so god damn long? That fucking intern needs shit canned.

      13 years ago at 6:00 pm
    3. CincyBearFrat

      haha went to high school with the kid…Puts shame to the fact that he went to the same high school as Boehner

      13 years ago at 7:54 pm
    2. Frat Blue Ribbon

      Miami of Ohio is certainly one of the frattiest schools in the country. I’m not trying to defend that guy in anyway, just saying.

      13 years ago at 2:31 pm
    3. LifeIn580G

      It is a very fratty school, I’m just glad this stuff didn’t happen when I was there.

      13 years ago at 8:15 am