FAIL FRIDAY: Too Soon
13 years ago

Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Jerry Sandusky turning tight ends into wide recievers. TFM.
–Texas

It’s not even too soon. It’s just wrong.

Using the fact that 11/11/11 won’t come for another millennium to blackout. TFM.
–Arkansas

Another millennium? Really you dumb fuck?

Going down on girls because you like the taste, not because you want to pleasure them. TFM.
–Illinois

Serial killer alert.

Getting blacked out with brothers and getting Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, Southern Point, and Southern Marsh tattoos. TFM.
–Louisiana

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

After I jizzed on her head I took my thumb and wiped it away and called her SIMBA. TFM.
–Nevada

You just ruined a classic piece of my childhood.

In the past 12 months our risk manager has broken both arms in a drunken gator accident, been arrested twice, gotten a DUI, broken his shoulder in a late night wrestling match at the house, and last night he got hit by a car leaving the bar. Risk Manager. TFM.
–Anonymous

Sounds like he sucks dick at his job.

Masterbated in the girl’s bathroom at the library and splooged all over the toilet seat. TFTC.
–Missouri

I’m fairly certain there are laws against this type of behavior.

Slam sucking off the Adderall dealer at 2:00am in exchange for my product. TFM.
–Indiana

You’ve got problems, buddy. Real problems.

Letting my personal pledge use my sky miles just so I can haze him while I’m at home. TFM.
–Texas

This is getting weird.

Giving a girl a Cleveland Steamer then literally fucking the shit out of her tits. TFTC.
–Ohio

Let the record show this is not a TFM.


He was the first person in line to buy Modern Warfare 3 at Wal-Mart.


Our lifestyles aren’t comparable in any way.


I don’t know what’s going on here. Your guess is as good as mine.


He hearts his big.


That’s it…I’m done here.

It’s painful, but worth sitting through to know you’ll never be this guy:

  2. frat_scratch_fever

    I’m gonna be nice and assume that big/little pictures is from some kind of co-ed or gay fraternity… If not, Pike.

    13 years ago at 9:51 pm
    1. BroMontana

      Actually they are theta chis at my school, and they are the laughing stock of the entire university.

      13 years ago at 11:58 pm
    2. lillypearlsandsigkay

      No, they did that for Halloween to make fun of the girls who go all crazy at Big/Little Reveal. It was hilarious, and a complete joke.

      13 years ago at 1:59 pm
    1. FratfricanAmerican

      As I do, and I’m sure many other members of the site do, but do you wait for it at midnight, and then play it in the store, or stay back at the Frat-estate, drinking and waiting for one of your pledges to return with the game? Therein lies the difference.

      13 years ago at 4:09 am
    2. Gators and Waders

      ^holy shit son. you make your pledges pick up video games for you? take a fucking lap.

      13 years ago at 4:25 pm
  5. Phratagonia

    You GDI. No way you go to Miami, and if you do, I’m sorry I feel bad for you. Your rhymes were almost as good as lil wayne. BITCH

    13 years ago at 11:44 pm
    1. Year Around Frat

      hate to say it but that’s a compliment. Wayne is NF of course but he is a good rapper. Which I’m sure finding out he’s NF would not ruin his day.

      13 years ago at 2:13 am
  8. A Frattest H

    Ok, the eating out one isn’t THAT weird. I knew what he meant, he just worded it very poorly.

    13 years ago at 3:54 am
    1. Bronan the Barbarian

      I’m surprised no one has attempted to defend the Dungeons and Dragons tattoo, honestly. The usual trolls aren’t even touching that one.

      13 years ago at 12:42 pm