FAIL FRIDAY: Trust Fall
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Using a condom as bookmark during extended hours in the library. TFM.
Nothing says, “I’m getting some on the reg,” like a condom bookmark.
Yelling at a kid “YOU KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY IN THOSE CARGO POCKETS?!” when I was indeed a virgin. TFM.
Seems to me that your own virginity sorta ruined that joke.
So turns out my frog (frat dog) is actually a girl, making her the 269th bitch I’ve brought back to my apartment. TFM.
Hahahaha frog (frat dog).
Making a pledge drive her home in a funeral van because you just killed tha pussy. TFM.
Arrest this guy for murder because he just killed tha pussy.
Frat Star (Me): “I can’t wait until tomorrow!” Slam: “Why?” Frat Star (Me): “Because I get better looking every day ;-)” Slam: *starts blowing me* TFM.
God damn it I don’t know what it is about you, but I want to deliver a swift punch right to your suckhole.
When you’re too frat for anyone to handle so none of your wall posts get published. Bro, it’s safe to say it’s a TFM.
No, it’s not. It’s not safe to say that, idiot.
Wearing a toga to every party, regardless of theme. TFM.
Oh so you’re “that guy,” huh? Yeah, everybody LOVES that guy.
The only thing that hooks to the left are my dick and my putts. TFM.
The joke is that his political beliefs don’t hook to the left, because he’s a staunch republican, but his frenis (frat penis) and putts do hook to the left.
Playing American Psycho 24 hours a day in your room. TFM.
Seems like that particular film could take a serious toll on your psyche.
When a girl at a party is like, this is the first time i have been let out of the house my whole life, as you nod your head, hand her a beer, and lead her back to your place to bang the innocents out of her. TFM.
Help yourself to a fucking spelling class, you degenerate retard.
Frat star (Me): this sucks
11 years ago at 1:02 pmThe chasers are always a clutch move intern but you gotta post it earlier.
11 years ago at 1:02 pmFog
11 years ago at 1:03 pmthat DSP video really wants to make me throw up right now
11 years ago at 1:03 pmTKE coming in hot this week
11 years ago at 1:03 pmFar too many men in that chaser.
11 years ago at 1:04 pmI’ve gotchu
11 years ago at 2:22 pmYou are a great Samaritan, Sir!
11 years ago at 2:49 pmsomf
11 years ago at 9:05 pmThis deserves its own column.
11 years ago at 9:13 pmDoing the Lord’s work.
11 years ago at 7:23 pmBusiness Fraternities. NF
11 years ago at 1:05 pmSince no chaser was included.
11 years ago at 1:06 pmhttp://youtu.be/MKDaiTNZfOs
11 years ago at 1:06 pmHoly Hooters girls
11 years ago at 1:08 pmThe chaser was fucking garbage.
11 years ago at 1:08 pm