FAIL FRIDAY: Trust Fall
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Using a condom as bookmark during extended hours in the library. TFM.
Nothing says, “I’m getting some on the reg,” like a condom bookmark.
Yelling at a kid “YOU KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY IN THOSE CARGO POCKETS?!” when I was indeed a virgin. TFM.
Seems to me that your own virginity sorta ruined that joke.
So turns out my frog (frat dog) is actually a girl, making her the 269th bitch I’ve brought back to my apartment. TFM.
Hahahaha frog (frat dog).
Making a pledge drive her home in a funeral van because you just killed tha pussy. TFM.
Arrest this guy for murder because he just killed tha pussy.
Frat Star (Me): “I can’t wait until tomorrow!” Slam: “Why?” Frat Star (Me): “Because I get better looking every day ;-)” Slam: *starts blowing me* TFM.
God damn it I don’t know what it is about you, but I want to deliver a swift punch right to your suckhole.
When you’re too frat for anyone to handle so none of your wall posts get published. Bro, it’s safe to say it’s a TFM.
No, it’s not. It’s not safe to say that, idiot.
Wearing a toga to every party, regardless of theme. TFM.
Oh so you’re “that guy,” huh? Yeah, everybody LOVES that guy.
The only thing that hooks to the left are my dick and my putts. TFM.
The joke is that his political beliefs don’t hook to the left, because he’s a staunch republican, but his frenis (frat penis) and putts do hook to the left.
Playing American Psycho 24 hours a day in your room. TFM.
Seems like that particular film could take a serious toll on your psyche.
When a girl at a party is like, this is the first time i have been let out of the house my whole life, as you nod your head, hand her a beer, and lead her back to your place to bang the innocents out of her. TFM.
Help yourself to a fucking spelling class, you degenerate retard.
No chaser? Are we communist now too?
11 years ago at 1:08 pm2 weeks in a row of half dressed PiLams. WTF
11 years ago at 1:09 pmThe one about wearing a toga party regardless of theme I thought was pretty funny
11 years ago at 1:09 pmAssault Squad was a banger
11 years ago at 1:12 pmShots fired at Pi Kap
11 years ago at 1:13 pmThat one about never hooking to the left was fine, you slapdick intern.
11 years ago at 1:13 pmThat rush video had to be intentionally terrible. You can’t be THAT bad and unaware of it.
11 years ago at 1:16 pmThe captain of goober town.
11 years ago at 1:19 pm
11 years ago at 1:43 pmIs that Ed Helms?
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11 years ago at 11:45 pmBacon is like a forgotten guitar, he’ll never have his D touched.
11 years ago at 2:11 pmhttp://cdn.business2community.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/you-tried-star-resized-600.png
11 years ago at 3:49 pm11 years ago at 5:25 pm
Inspired.
Sidebar: Bacon looks like Jonah Hill after he lost all that weight. His columns reflect that version, too. I’ll bet he still hates himself. Please pull a Chris Farley and have a terminal overdose.
11 years ago at 11:28 pmSo many men, much naked.
11 years ago at 1:20 pmWhat a fucking shame
11 years ago at 1:21 pm