FAIL FRIDAY: Trust Fall
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
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Using a condom as bookmark during extended hours in the library. TFM.
Nothing says, “I’m getting some on the reg,” like a condom bookmark.
Yelling at a kid “YOU KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY IN THOSE CARGO POCKETS?!” when I was indeed a virgin. TFM.
Seems to me that your own virginity sorta ruined that joke.
So turns out my frog (frat dog) is actually a girl, making her the 269th bitch I’ve brought back to my apartment. TFM.
Hahahaha frog (frat dog).
Making a pledge drive her home in a funeral van because you just killed tha pussy. TFM.
Arrest this guy for murder because he just killed tha pussy.
Frat Star (Me): “I can’t wait until tomorrow!” Slam: “Why?” Frat Star (Me): “Because I get better looking every day ;-)” Slam: *starts blowing me* TFM.
God damn it I don’t know what it is about you, but I want to deliver a swift punch right to your suckhole.
When you’re too frat for anyone to handle so none of your wall posts get published. Bro, it’s safe to say it’s a TFM.
No, it’s not. It’s not safe to say that, idiot.
Wearing a toga to every party, regardless of theme. TFM.
Oh so you’re “that guy,” huh? Yeah, everybody LOVES that guy.
The only thing that hooks to the left are my dick and my putts. TFM.
The joke is that his political beliefs don’t hook to the left, because he’s a staunch republican, but his frenis (frat penis) and putts do hook to the left.
Playing American Psycho 24 hours a day in your room. TFM.
Seems like that particular film could take a serious toll on your psyche.
When a girl at a party is like, this is the first time i have been let out of the house my whole life, as you nod your head, hand her a beer, and lead her back to your place to bang the innocents out of her. TFM.
Help yourself to a fucking spelling class, you degenerate retard.
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All of those TKE’s in the trust fall video should have done a trust fall into that fire
11 years ago at 2:23 pmIntramurals guy looks fine to me
11 years ago at 2:47 pmBet he does
11 years ago at 9:07 pmrespect the intramural dedication you unpaid intern pledge fuck, IM championship teams get a golden corral buffet style assembly lines of strange ass and get to swim 400 medley relays in the pussy Michael Phelps style…..enjoy your fucking cubicle while I am dropping 24 a game on the IM courts in my Horace Grant rec specs and falling asleep in the pussy afterwards….enjoy swinging from Tatro’s ballsack 24/7 just to get an article every other month you worthless piece off shit
11 years ago at 3:08 pmalso to the intern who wrote this and is scared to reveal himself…if I worked at TFM I would make you memorize every single WNBA roster with injured reserve players included and also make you watch the movie Flicka 2 until you can recite the entire film word for word like the pledge bitch that you are…THEN I would consider letting you write an article….I am better than you at life intern, and I’ll see you in hell
11 years ago at 3:31 pmYou’re so frat.
11 years ago at 8:14 pmI just imagine the guys in the TKE video running after the dollar bills when the camera cuts off…wind blowing the money around…and being pissed they lost 37 dollars making the video..
11 years ago at 3:33 pmThose high-schoolers not understanding their shirts say PMS. Tards
11 years ago at 3:51 pmThe little girl in Rome looks like she just had a sudden realization that she doesn’t live in Merica and regrets all her life decisions that have led to that.
11 years ago at 4:13 pmHow do you get SO FAT that you have man tits and your belly hangs over your pants? Seriously. Put the fucking fork down. Don’t say you’re TFTC either. No, you are fat and you will die of heart disease.
11 years ago at 5:41 pmPretty sure not a single fuck got left behind in that pond.
11 years ago at 8:41 pmIs it just me or did that chaser suck? Don’t get me wrong, I still got a boner, but come on.
11 years ago at 10:12 pmDid you really put your comments in bold and a higher font then the submissions? You are the most worthless piece of shit, intern (lowercase). I hope you get uncureable cancer one day.
Also, a very elitist move. So ^ This: intern for me hating all that is you.
11 years ago at 11:20 pm