FAIL FRIDAY: Trust The Process
Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 19 photos, and three videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.
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Doing something outrageously homosexual while at the same time shouting “no homo” so people know you’re not actually gay. TFM.
That’s one way to do it.
Spending the entire weekend stranglebating with a belt around your neck. TFM.
Stranglebating is America’s true pastime.
When the only way you can get off is if your girlfriend is shouting insults at you regarding the small size of your penis. TFM.
Something went very wrong during your childhood.
The first few seconds after I wake up before I remember how shitty my life is are the best few seconds of my day. TFM.
Holy hell that is depressing.
Going to get into a fist fight with a homeless chick this weekend. Those are my only plans. TFM.
But why though? Why?
Poor people are scum. I like to spit on them and throw dollar bills at their faces while I laugh. TFM.
You sound like a genuinely good person.
My mom hasn’t been able to look me in the eye since she caught our maid cleaning my cock. TFM.
She needs to get over it and move on.
Having extreme self esteem issues that only go away when you have a BAC of .3 or above. TFM.
Pretty sure you’re going to die of alcohol poisoning if we’re being honest.
Sometimes you just have to say “fuck it” and eat a big girl’s booty. TFM.
That’s how you get pinkeye.
One for the money two for the show three for the amount of chicks I fucked last night while my boys watched from the window and spanked it. TFM.
No, no you didn’t, but you can imagine what it’d be like if you did.
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Y’all let go of Reg but kept the intern? Who has missed weeks of posts and when he does post he posts them late as hell? I don’t understand what’s going on over there but I don’t like it.
8 years ago at 9:19 pmProbably wasn’t an intern that posted this.
8 years ago at 7:03 amWhat is even going on in that first pic
8 years ago at 9:22 pmMight be kinda NF but most of my finned friends that do drugs like lsd because it means they can smell electric currents and see changes in water vibrations. Apparently a wriggling sea snake smells like fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. Who knew!
8 years ago at 12:31 amMeant to say this first:
8 years ago at 12:32 amEven if sharks could hold stuff on their lips I don’t think anybody would want to attempt the mouth guard. I doubt they’d be up for any tobacco actually.
Where the fuck is Tim Riggins ?
8 years ago at 1:40 amGrandex fired him.
8 years ago at 12:34 pmThe real fail is letting Dan and Boosh go.
8 years ago at 5:43 amEven Fail Friday has turned to shit
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8 years ago at 1:42 pm