FAIL FRIDAY: Try-Hard Scum
11 years ago

Ten real submissions, 24 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking frat. TFM.

You people are really something.

“Yeah I’m in a fraternity so I think we’ll be on our way, officer.” TFM.

*gets tased in chest, gets handcuffed, gets thrown in back of cop car*

“Are you gonna suck my penis with your butt?” being the go-to pickup line for this guy I met at the bar last night. TFM.

I’m gonna start using that on chicks.

Getting your tonsils out just to improve your shotgun time. TFM.

Taking try-hard to a new level via surgical procedure.

Choosing Manziel with the first pick in your fantasy draft. TFM.

You won’t do it, pussy.

Storing energy, insulating our bodies, and protecting our vital organs. TfatM.

Yes, that is what fat does. Thank you.

Introducing yourself to her parents as “the guy who’s gonna cum inside your daughter tonight and then make her buy Plan B tomorrow.” TFM. If you think I’m a virgin, you’re wrong because I’m not.

That’s exactly what we were all thinking.

“Yeah! I’ll help you move in…LOL sike!” And the pussy freshman is like, “Shit I just got sizzled!” TFM.

Riveting stuff. Truly compelling.

Getting a speeding ticket for landing the family plane on your street. TFM.

Having a family plane and giving zero fucks is so frat. You’re so frat.

Dad going to town on his secretary when mom is out of town. TFM.

I imagined an incredibly sad 14-year-old typing this.

Mother Nature's blanket.
Mother Nature’s blanket.
Even rain couldn't get girls wet around these guys.
Even rain couldn’t get girls wet around these guys.
He's ready for all the brotherhood he can take.
He’s ready for all the brotherhood he can take.
Man down.
Man down.
Look out! He's wielding water!
Look out! He’s wielding water!
At least he got some in the hat.
At least he got some in the hat.
Come on, guys. You don't have to do that.
Come on, guys. You don’t have to do that.
Mother of God.
Mother of God.
No lifeguard on duty. Fuck plastic dolls at your own risk.
No lifeguard on duty. Fuck plastic dolls at your own risk.
The good news is he can throw that in the fridge, eat it again tomorrow.
The good news is he can throw that in the fridge, eat it again tomorrow.
The ultimate rager.
The ultimate rager.
Looks like the night went well.
Looks like the night went well.
Good lord, man. What are you wearing?
Lookin’ sexy, ma.
Everybody knows someone with the classic narwhal frat tat.
Everybody knows someone with the classic narwhal frat tat.
That's just pathetic.
That’s just pathetic.
Come on. Stop.
Come on. Stop.
Damn it, man.
Damn it, man.
Severely conflicting ideologies.
Severely conflicting ideologies.
A waste of perfectly good bacon.
A waste of perfectly good bacon.
He gives up.
He gives up.
He made the winky tinky in his khakis.
He made the winky tinky in his khakis.
Looks like he was dancing while he was peeing.
Looks like he was dancing aggressively while he was peeing.
Regrettable. Very regrettable.
Regrettable. Very regrettable.
Uncle Billy is try-hard scum.
Uncle Billy is try-hard scum.

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  2. D_X_BPRP

    “If I don’t take a swig of Jameson in my video how are people supposed to know that I drink?”

    11 years ago at 2:01 pm
  3. Tommy Boy

    That car just lasted longer and outperformed any person on this website. Am i right, guys? Happens to the best of us.

    11 years ago at 2:01 pm